Hey there, are you ready to have a good laugh this October? As the cooler weather sets in and the leaves turn beautiful shades of red and orange, it’s time to celebrate all that autumn has in store – including some seriously funny jokes. But with so many out there, how do you even know where to begin? Fear not my friend, because I’ve been gathering hilarious gems for years now and have compiled a list of 75 knee-slapping jokes about this beloved month. Whether you’re searching for clever puns, quick one-liners or silly riddles, I’ve got your back.
In this article we’ll dive into the best jokes about October that are guaranteed to put a grin on your face. From Halloween-themed humor to fall-inspired wisecracks, these quips will brighten up your day and bring some joy into this cozy season. So grab yourself a pumpkin spice latte (or whatever tickles your fancy) and get ready for some laughter therapy!
List of Jokes About October
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award in October? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What’s a ghost’s favorite month? Spooktober!
3. Why did the skeleton go to the Halloween party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!
4. What do witches use to do their hair in October? Scare-spray!
5. Why did the vampire get a job in October? He wanted to work the graveyard shift!
6. Why did the mummy go to school in October? To improve his wrap sheet!
7. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
8. What do you call a ghost that haunts a bakery in October? A sweet spook!
9. Why do ghosts love riding in elevators in October? It lifts their spirits!
10. How do you fix a broken Jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
11. Why did the scarecrow blush in October? Because it heard corny jokes!
12. What do you get if you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
13. Why do monsters never go on a diet in October? Because they can’t resist the grave-y!
14. What do you call a haunted chicken in October? A poultry-geist!
15. What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck!
16. How do you make a witch scratch? Take away the “w”!
17. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
18. How do you know if a ghost is a good dancer? You can see right through them!
19. Why do witches use brooms to fly in October? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
20. Why was the math book sad in October? Because it had too many problems!
21. What do you call a pumpkin that can swim? A bobbing gourd!
22. Why did the calendar refuse to go on a date with October? It heard October was too “date-ful”!
23. Why don’t ghosts like rain in October? It dampens their spirits!
24. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit in October? Neck-tarines!
25. Why did the ghost go to the bar in October? For the boos!
26. What do you call a scarecrow’s favorite month? Oct-straw-ber!
27. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite TV show? Gourd of Thrones!
28. Why do witches wear name tags in October? So they can remember which witch is which!
29. What did the skeleton say to the bartender in October? I’ll have a beer and a mop, please!
30. What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the amusement park in October? The roller-ghoster!
31. Why did the scarecrow win an award in October? Because he was outstanding in his scare-reer!
32. What do you get if you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
33. Why do mummies have trouble making friends in October? They’re too wrapped up in themselves!
34. What do you call a pumpkin that tells jokes in October? A pun-kin!
35. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts for it!
36. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in October? Spelling!
37. Why do spiders love October? It’s the month for web design!
38. What do you call a werewolf that travels in October? A fur-ocious tourist!
39. How do you know if a vampire has a cold in October? They start coffin!
40. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert in October? Boo-berry pie!
41. Why did the pumpkin turn red in October? Because it saw the Halloween costumes!
42. What kind of pants do ghosts wear in October? Boo-jeans!
43. Why was the broom late for the witch’s party in October? It overswept!
44. What do you call a pumpkin that plays sports in October? A squash buckler!
45. Why did the vampire get a job in October? He wanted to count his work hours!
46. What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit in October? Boo-berries!
47. How do you mend a broken Jack-o’-lantern? With pumpkin patches!
48. Why did the scarecrow win an award in October? Because he was outstanding in his scare-vices!
49. What do you get if you cross a pumpkin and a candle? A bright idea!
50. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
51. What do witches use to style their hair in October? Scare spray!
52. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone in October? He had no body to go with him!
53. What’s a ghost’s favorite kind of pie in October? Booberry!
54. Why did the ghost go to the party in October? He heard it was going to be a “boo-tiful” affair!
55. Why did the vampire become a doctor in October? He wanted to stop people from coffin!
56. What do you call a pumpkin that can draw? Squash art!
57. Why do ghosts love elevators in October? It lifts their spirits!
58. Why did the vampire get a job as a tour guide in October? He wanted to show people a “fang”-tastic time!
59. Why do witches use brooms in October? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
60. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite movie in October? The Texas Chain-Squash Massacre!
61. How do you know if a ghost is a good musician in October? You can hear right through them!
62. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician in October? Because he was outstanding in his scare-tactics!
63. What do you call a haunted house in October? A ghostel!
64. Why did the vampire subscribe to the newspaper in October? He heard it had great circulation!
65. What do you get if you cross a pumpkin and a watermelon? A squashball!
66. Why did the skeleton go to the comedy show alone in October? He had no funny bone!
67. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert in October? I-scream!
68. How do you mend a broken Jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
69. What do you call a pumpkin that loves to read in October? A book-o’-lantern!
70. Why did the scarecrow become a famous singer in October? Because he had a great straw-talent!
71. What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday in October? Fangs-giving!
72. Why did the witch get kicked off the baseball team in October? She couldn’t keep her spells straight!
73. What do you call a pumpkin that goes to the gym in October? A Jacked-o’-lantern!
74. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
75. What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman in October? Frostbite!
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