Hey there! Do you have a soft spot for humor? Have you ever wondered what tickles the funny bone of Norwegian culture? Well, look no further because I’ve got some side-splitting jokes that will make you laugh out loud!
Lean back, unwind and prepare yourself to howl with laughter as we explore 75 uproarious jokes about Norwegians!
List of Jokes About Norwegians
1. Why did the Norwegian bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
2. What do you call a Norwegian who loves to play hide-and-seek? Olaf.
3. How do you get a Norwegian to laugh on a Saturday night? Tell them a joke on a Wednesday.
4. What did the Norwegian say when he saw his stolen car? Fjord Focus!
5. Why did the Norwegian bring a ladder to the bar? Because he wanted to reach the high notes!
6. What do you call a Norwegian who doesn’t like seafood? A rare find!
7. How do Norwegians eat their sandwiches? They put some fjord on them!
8. Why did the Norwegian chef quit his job? Because he couldn’t find a recipe for Norwegian wood!
9. What do you call a Norwegian who loses all his money? A fjord loser!
10. How did the Norwegian get to work? By Nord-ic walking!
11. What did the Norwegian say when he saw a beautiful sunrise? Fjord, it’s breathtaking!
12. Why did the Norwegian wear two jackets to the comedy club? In case he got a “Nor-way” ticket!
13. What’s a Norwegian’s favorite type of music? Fjord rock!
14. How did the Norwegian win the marathon? He took a shortcut through the fjords!
15. Why did the Norwegian bring a ruler to bed? To see how long he slept!
16. What do you call a Norwegian with a sheep under each arm? A pimp!
17. Why did the Norwegian get kicked out of the pet store? He tried to buy a “fjord”!
18. How do you know a Norwegian invented the vacuum cleaner? The bag is full, but the garbage can is empty!
19. What do you call a Norwegian with a map? Lost!
20. Why did the Norwegian stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said “concentrate”!
21. How did the Norwegian become a millionaire? He started as a billionaire and then opened a fjord!
22. Why did the Norwegian buy an electric car? He heard it was the fastest way to get “Fjord”!
23. What did the Norwegian say to the hitchhiker? “Fjord’s open!”
24. Why did the Norwegian go to the dentist? To get his “Fjord” filled!
25. How does a Norwegian sneeze? Fjord bless you!
26. Why did the Norwegian take a ladder to the bar? Because he wanted to “climb-ate”!
27. What did the Norwegian say when he won the lottery? Fjord time in my life!
28. How do you find a lost Norwegian in the snow? Look for the melted trail!
29. What do you call a Norwegian with one arm shorter than the other? A heavy drinker!
30. Why did the Norwegian sit on the clock? He wanted to be on “Fjord” time!
31. What did the Norwegian say when he bumped into someone on the street? “Fjords are bad, sorry!”
32. How do Norwegians communicate underwater? They use “Fjord” echolocation!
33. What do you call a Norwegian who won’t share their chocolate? A chocolate “Fjord”!
34. Why did the Norwegian go to the doctor? He had a “Fjord” throat!
35. How do you make a Norwegian laugh on a Monday? Tell them a joke on a Friday!
36. What did the Norwegian say when he saw his favorite band live? “Fjord my ears!”
37. Why did the Norwegian bring a ladder to the library? Because he wanted to reach the “Fjord” stories!
38. What do you call a Norwegian with a sheep under each arm on the dance floor? A mixer!
39. How do you know a Norwegian has been using your computer? There’s Fjord in your keyboard!
40. Why did the Norwegian bring a mirror to the desert? Because he wanted to see a “Fjord” in the sand!
41. What do you call a Norwegian who never loses at chess? A “Fjord” thinker!
42. How did the Norwegian break his arm while raking leaves? He fell out of the fjord!
43. Why did the Norwegian go to the bank with a ladder? To check his “fjord” balance!
44. What did the Norwegian say when he discovered he had a flat tire? “Fjord-tunately, I know how to fix it!”
45. How do you get a Norwegian to stop biting their nails? Make them wear shoes!
46. Why did the Norwegian bring a ladder to the art gallery? To see the “Fjord” expression!
47. What do you call a Norwegian who knows how to swim but never goes in the water? An “off-fjord”!
48. How did the Norwegian become a detective? He followed the “Fjord” clues!
49. Why did the Norwegian go to the theater? To see a “Fjord” performance!
50. What did the Norwegian say when he saw a polar bear? “Fjord mercy!”
51. How do you make a Norwegian go crazy? Hide his favorite fish!
52. Why did the Norwegian bring a ladder to the gym? Because he heard they had high “fjord” exercises!
53. What do you call a Norwegian who only eats vegetables? A “fjord-itarian”!
54. Why did the Norwegian bring a ladder to the concert? Because he wanted a “fjord-row” seat!
55. How did the Norwegian win the Nobel Prize? By Fjord-ing his way to success!
56. What do you call a Norwegian who can play a musical instrument? A “fjord” player!
57. Why did the Norwegian bring a ladder to the cinema? Because he heard the seats were “fjord”able!
58. How do you get a Norwegian out of a tree? Wave!
59. What did the Norwegian say when he saw a snowstorm approaching? “Fjord now, it’s going to be cold!”
60. Why did the Norwegian bring a ladder to the beach? Because he wanted to climb the “fjord” dunes!
61. What do you call a Norwegian who is always happy and friendly? A “fjord”able person!
62. How did the Norwegian win the poker game? He had a “fjord” of a hand!
63. Why did the Norwegian bring a ladder to the park? To reach the “fjord”-bidden fruit!
64. What did the Norwegian say when he saw a beautiful painting? “Fjord, it’s a masterpiece!”
65. How do you make a Norwegian change their mind? Blow in their ear and say “Fjord”!
66. Why did the Norwegian bring a ladder to the bakery? Because he wanted to get high on “fjord”ough!
67. What do you call a Norwegian who loves to sing in the shower? A “fjord”eaner!
68. How did the Norwegian win the cooking competition? He had the best “fjord” dish!
69. Why did the Norwegian bring a ladder to the soccer game? Because he wanted to climb to the “fjord” tier!
70. What did the Norwegian say when he saw a reindeer crossing the road? “Fjord the road, look at that!”
71. How do you know a Norwegian has been using your phone? There’s a “fjord” in your contact list!
72. Why did the Norwegian bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to raise the “fjord”!
73. What do you call a Norwegian who can balance a book on their head? A “fjord” reader!
74. Why did the Norwegian bring a ladder to the tennis court? Because he wanted to reach the “fjord”-hand line!
75. How did the Norwegian win the beauty pageant? He had the most “fjord”able looks!
