Hello there! If you’re a New Jerseyan, then you must be familiar with all the peculiarities that come with living in the Garden State. If you’re not from around these parts, it can be tough to catch onto what’s so funny. And that’s where I step in!
I’ve put together an article brimming with 75 side-splitting jokes about New Jersey. Whether you were born and raised here or just joined us recently, these rib-ticklers will have you grinning ear-to-ear and nodding along without hesitation!
List of Jokes About New Jersey
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw New Jersey and blushed!
2. What do you call a Jersey cow that plays the guitar? A moo-sician!
3. Why did the scarecrow move to New Jersey? Because it heard the Garden State had great fields!
4. How did the New Jersey clock feel when it was repaired? Tickled!
5. Why did the computer go to New Jersey? To get a byte of the Big Apple!
6. What’s a New Jerseyan’s favorite way to eat ice cream? In a “jughandle” cone!
7. Why did the beach in New Jersey break up with the ocean? It just couldn’t tide the relationship!
8. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in New Jersey? If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a “teethbrush”!
9. Why don’t scientists trust atoms from New Jersey? Because they make up everything!
10. What do you call a bear with no teeth in New Jersey? A gummy bear!
11. Why did the chicken go to New Jersey’s state fair? To see a “barnstorming” performance!
12. What did the grape say when it visited New Jersey? “I’ve finally found my vine!”
13. Why did the New Jersey tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
14. How do you catch a squirrel in New Jersey? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
15. What did one ocean say to the other ocean off the coast of New Jersey? Nothing, they just waved!
16. Why did the ghost become a New Jersey tour guide? Because it had a haunting knowledge of the area!
17. What did the traffic light in New Jersey say to the car? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
18. Why did the New Jersey vegetable farmer go broke? Because he couldn’t make enough “lettuce”!
19. How do you make a tissue dance in New Jersey? You put a little boogie in it!
20. What do you call a New Jersey cat that can perform tricks? A “purr-former”!
21. Why did the football team go to New Jersey? To tackle the competition!
22. What did one New Jersey mountain say to the other mountain? “Rock on!”
23. Why did the New Jersey baker go to culinary school? To learn how to make “doughnuts”!
24. How does the moon cut its hair in New Jersey? Eclipse it!
25. What’s a New Jersey pirate’s favorite letter? “Sea”!
26. Why did the New Jersey musician bring a ladder to the gig? Because they wanted to reach the high notes!
27. What do you call a New Jersey dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador!
28. Why was the math book sad in New Jersey? Because it had too many problems!
29. How do you organize a space party in New Jersey? You “planet”!
30. What’s a New Jersey tomato’s favorite movie genre? Rom-coms!
31. Why did the New Jersey bee go to the doctor? It had hives!
32. What do you call a New Jersey fish with no eyes? Fsh!
33. Why did the New Jersey scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
34. What’s a New Jersey athlete’s favorite type of math? Division!
35. Why did the New Jersey tree need a bandage? Because it had a bark-ache!
36. How do you organize a party for water in New Jersey? You plan-it!
37. What do you call a New Jersey pencil that can sing? A pencil-vania!
38. Why did the New Jersey spider take a vacation? To unwind in its web!
39. What’s a New Jersey owl’s favorite subject in school? Owlgebra!
40. Why did the New Jersey bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
41. What did the New Jersey grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
42. How do you start a conversation with a New Jersey snowman? You break the ice!
43. What do you call a New Jersey snake that tells jokes? A hissterical comedian!
44. Why did the New Jersey tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
45. What do you call a New Jersey sandwich that you can’t see? Invisible “sub”stance!
46. Why did the New Jersey astronaut bring a map to space? To find the Milky Way!
47. What’s a New Jersey cat’s favorite dessert? Purr-simmon pie!
48. Why did the New Jersey football team bring string to the game? Because they wanted to “tie” the score!
49. How do you fix a broken pizza in New Jersey? With tomato paste!
50. What do you call a New Jersey bird that can’t sing? A soar throat!
51. Why did the New Jersey tomato blush? Because it saw the Jersey Shore!
52. What’s a New Jersey ghost’s favorite type of bread? Rye-ten Island!
53. Why did the New Jersey farmer bring a ladder to the cornfield? Because they wanted to “stalk” the crops!
54. How do you make a New Jersey tissue dance? You put a little “Jersey Bounce” in it!
55. What do you call a New Jersey ant that can’t make up its mind? An indecision bug!
56. Why did the New Jersey squirrel bring a compass to the park? To find its way “nut” of there!
57. What’s a New Jersey frog’s favorite game? Croak-et!
58. Why did the New Jersey tomato get in trouble at school? It couldn’t ketchup with the lesson!
59. How do you organize a New Jersey space party? You “planet” in advance!
60. What do you call a New Jersey rabbit that tells jokes? A funny bunny!
61. Why did the New Jersey soccer team bring string to the game? Because they wanted to tie the score!
62. How does a New Jersey barber cut the ocean’s hair? With a “sea-sor”!
63. What do you call a New Jersey dog that can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador!
64. Why did the New Jersey flower shop owner go out of business? They couldn’t “petal” their wares!
65. How did the New Jersey squirrel feel after acing its test? Nut-tastic!
66. What do you call a New Jersey cat that plays the piano? A key-stone!
67. Why did the New Jersey farmer bring a pig to the mall? To do some “swine” shopping!
68. What’s a New Jersey vampire’s favorite fruit? Garden “stake”!
69. How do you make a New Jersey sandwich? With “shore” bread!
70. What did the New Jersey flower say to the bee? “Buzz off, I’m pollinating!”
71. Why did the New Jersey baseball team bring string to the game? Because they wanted to tie the score!
72. How did the New Jersey bird learn to fly? With the help of wing tutors!
73. What do you call a New Jersey dog that loves water sports? A surf terrier!
74. Why did the New Jersey tomato turn green? It was unripe with envy!
75. How do you organize a New Jersey squirrel party? You “nutify” the invitations!
