Are you a fan of fast food and a good laugh? Well, have I got a treat for you! I’ve put together 75 hilarious jokes all about everyone’s favorite burger joint – McDonald’s. This collection will have you “lovin’ it” even more than usual. With witty jabs at those iconic golden arches and clever menu references, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone. So why not grab yourself some fries or a juicy burger, sit back, and join me in this laughter-filled ride through the world of McDonald’s humor? Get ready to chuckle until your sides ache with these side-splitting jokes!
List of Jokes About Mcdonalds
1. Why did the hamburger go to the gym? Because it wanted to get a little “beefy”!
2. What did the French fries say to the hamburger? “You’re “a-salt”-ing me!”
3. Why don’t hamburgers ever win at poker? Because they always end up with too many “buns”!
4. What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty!
5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the “ketchup” bottle!
6. What do you call a cow that plays basketball? A “moo-ving” pick!
7. Why did the chicken go to McDonald’s? To see a “McNugget” show!
8. How do you make a hamburger laugh? Give it a “bun”-ch line!
9. What do you call a burger that you buy for a dollar? A “cheapskate”!
10. Why did the tomato turn to the pickle for advice? Because it was in a “pickle”!
11. Why did the lettuce win the race? Because it was “ahead”!
12. How does McDonald’s keep its burgers secret? They use “Hamburglars”!
13. What do you get when you cross a burger with a computer? A big “byte”!
14. Why did the burger go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t “ketchup” with anyone!
15. What do you call a burger that can sing? A “tuna”!
16. How does a hamburger introduce itself at a party? “Lettuce” meet!
17. Why did the hamburger start a band? Because it had “beef” with being alone!
18. What do you get when you cross a burger with a detective? A “Sherlock Holmesburger”!
19. Why did the burger go to the gym twice a day? Because it wanted to become a “double cheeseburger”!
20. What did the burger say to the french fries? “You’re my “better half”!”
21. Why did the tomato turn blue? Because it couldn’t “ketchup” with the cucumber!
22. What did one hamburger say to the other at the party? “You’re “rare” to find here!”
23. Why did the burger go to the art exhibit? Because it heard there were “fine” arts on display!
24. What did the burger say to the cheese slice? “You’re “grate” together!”
25. Why did the hamburger break up with the hot dog? They had “bun”resolved differences!
26. What did the burger say to the onion? “You make me “cry” with joy!”
27. Why did the pickle go to the dance party? Because it could “dill” out some moves!
28. What did the chicken say to the hamburger? “You’re my “clucking” favorite!”
29. Why did the burger go to the dentist? It needed a “grill” cleaning!
30. How do you catch a runaway hamburger? With “ketch-up”!
31. Why did the lettuce become a lawyer? It wanted to “lettuce” defend itself!
32. What do you call a burger that’s been cheating on its diet? A “big fat patty”!
33. Why did the burger go to the casino? To play some “ground” poker!
34. What did the hamburger say to the tomato during their race? “Ketchup to me if you can!”
35. Why did the onion go to the party? Because it was a “party-peeler”!
36. What do you call a burger that tells jokes? A “funny-bun”!
37. Why did the burger bring an umbrella to the party? In case it started “raining catsup”!
38. What do you get when you cross a burger with a computer virus? A “malware-nator”!
39. Why did the chicken go to McDonald’s instead of KFC? Because it heard the chicken nuggets were “McClucking” delicious!
40. What do you call a burger that’s always on time? Punctual Patty!
41. Why did the tomato go out with a prune? Because it couldn’t find a “date”!
42. What did the chicken say to the hamburger after winning the race? “You really “ran a-fowl” of me!”
43. Why did the burger go to the doctor? It had a “sore bun”!
44. What did the cheese say to the hamburger who was running late? “You’re “cutting it clocheese”!”
45. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
46. What do you call a burger that you accidentally dropped on the floor? A “slippery slider”!
47. Why did the hamburger go to the beach? It wanted to get a “tan” line!
48. What did the burger say to the bun during their argument? “You’re “on a roll” with this one!”
49. Why did the lettuce always win at poker? Because it had a “green thumb”!
50. What do you get when you cross a burger with a vampire? A “bleeding stake”!
51. Why did the burger go to the library? It wanted to “ketchup” on some reading!
52. What do you call a burger with a cold? A “sneezeburger”!
53. Why did the chicken get a job at McDonald’s? Because it wanted to “beak” out a living!
54. What did the tomato say to the burger during their argument? “Lettuce” compromise!
55. Why did the burger go to the circus? It wanted to “ketchup” on some clowning around!
56. What do you call a burger that’s afraid of the dark? A “scaredy-patty”!
57. Why did the lettuce become a doctor? It wanted to “lettuce” help people!
58. What did the burger say to the bun at the party? “You’re “topping” it off nicely!”
59. Why did the chicken go to the seashore? Because it heard the waves were “egg-citing”!
60. What do you get when you cross a burger with a baseball player? A “homerun” meal!
61. Why did the burger go to the dance club? It wanted to “shake it off”!
62. What did the cheese say to the tomato? “You’re “grate” company!”
63. Why did the chicken go to the McDonald’s drive-thru? To get a “clucktail”!
64. What do you call a burger that’s missing its toppings? A “naked patty”!
65. Why did the burger go to the comedy club? To beef up its sense of humor!
66. What did the hamburger say to the tomato who told a bad joke? “That’s a “cheesy” punchline!”
67. Why did the lettuce go on a diet? It wanted to “turn over a new leaf”!
68. What do you get when you cross a burger with a math problem? A “patty-matic” solution!
69. Why did the chicken get into a fight with the hamburger? It didn’t want to be a “chicken sandwich”!
70. What did the burger say to the fries who were being loud? “Shh, you’re “fry”ing my nerves!”
71. Why did the tomato become an artist? It wanted to “ketchup” on its creativity!
72. What do you call a burger that can do magic tricks? A “hocus-pocus patty”!
73. Why did the burger get a job at the circus? It wanted to “meat” new people!
74. What did the pickle say to the burger who told a bad joke? “Dill with it!”
75. Why did the chicken go to McDonald’s instead of the gym? Because it wanted to work on its “drumstick” arms!
