Have you noticed how our mailboxes are getting lonelier by the day? Let’s face it, spam and bills have taken over. But before we bid snail mail farewell, let’s take a moment to celebrate all things postal with some side-splitting jokes!
I’ve got 75 rib-tickling lines for you that will leave you in stitches. So sit back, kick off your shoes and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt!
List of Jokes About Mail
1. Why did the envelope bring a ladder? Because it heard the postage was going up!
2. What did one mailbox say to the other? Are you up for a long-distance relationship?
3. Why did the mailman take a ladder with him on his route? Because he heard the mail was high up!
4. What do you call a snail that delivers mail? Escargot mail!
5. Why was the stamp on the package so happy? Because it got stuck on a great delivery!
6. How do mailboxes flirt? They send love letters!
7. What did the envelope say to the stamp? Stick with me, and we’ll go places!
8. Why did the letter go to the doctor? Because it had a case of envelope-opathy!
9. How does a postal worker feel after a long day of delivering mail? Postively exhausted!
10. Why did the post office hire athletes? Because they wanted someone who could really handle the mail!
11. What do you call a letter that’s out of shape? Unfit mail!
12. Why was the mailbox feeling down? It had a case of post-terrible depression!
13. What did the mail say to the mailbox? Don’t be a square, open up!
14. How does a letter learn to write? Through postage education!
15. Why did the mailman get a dog? To protect him from the vicious paper cuts!
16. What do you call a letter that’s full of itself? An envelope!
17. Why did the mailbox go to the therapist? Because it had attachment issues!
18. How do mailmen stay cool in the summer? They take a lot of fan mail!
19. What did the envelope say when it was tired of being sealed shut? I need some closure!
20. Why did the postman become a chef? Because he wanted to deliver some saucy dishes!
21. What do you call a mailbox that can sing? A post-al!
22. Why did the letter go to the bank? To open a checking account!
23. How do you make a letter float? You use a helium envelope!
24. What do you call a letter that’s been to outer space? An astro-post!
25. Why did the mailbox take up painting? It wanted to express itself!
26. What do you call a letter that likes to exercise? Fit mail!
27. Why was the mailman always calm and collected? Because he had a lot of stamps!
28. How do letters pass the time at the post office? They play stamp poker!
29. What did the envelope say to the scissors? Don’t cut me off!
30. Why did the mailman bring a ladder to the library? Because he heard the books needed to be delivered on higher shelves!
31. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? I’m stuck on you!
32. How does a letter apologize? With an ink-credible apology!
33. Why did the post office hire comedians? They wanted to deliver some laughs!
34. What did the mailbox say when it received a package? Wow, that’s a special delivery!
35. Why was the envelope so good at math? Because it knew how to calculate postage!
36. How does a letter get in shape? It does envelope push-ups!
37. Why did the mailman always carry a map? Because he liked to “address” the situation!
38. What do you call a letter that’s in a hurry? Express mail!
39. Why did the post office hire magicians? They wanted to make the mail disappear!
40. What did one stamp say to the other stamp? Stick around, we make a great pair!
41. Why did the letter bring a flashlight? Because it wanted to shed some light on the situation!
42. How did the envelope propose to the stamp? With a heartfelt letter!
43. What do you call a letter that loves to dance? Stamp-dancing mail!
44. Why did the mailbox bring an umbrella? Because the forecast said there would be some “mail” storms!
45. What did the stamp say to the envelope at the party? Let’s stick together and have a good time!
46. Why did the postman go broke? He couldn’t make enough “cents”!
47. What do you call a letter with muscles? Strong mail!
48. Why did the mailbox join a band? It wanted to be a percussionist!
49. How do envelopes travel? They take an envelope-plane!
50. What did the letter say to the mailbox when it got lost? Help me find my way back home!
51. Why did the mailman bring a deck of cards? Because he wanted to play “post” office!
52. What do you call a letter that’s always angry? Furious mail!
53. Why did the envelope go to school? It wanted to learn how to properly “address” itself!
54. How do letters communicate long-distance? They use airmail!
55. What did the mailbox say to the letter? I’m here for you, rain or shine!
56. Why did the post office hire musicians? They wanted to deliver some notes!
57. What do you call a letter that tells jokes? A funny-mail!
58. Why did the envelope go skydiving? It wanted to experience the thrill of “air-mail”!
59. How does an envelope stay in shape? It does a lot of paper-cise!
60. What did the letter say to the stamp on April Fools’ Day? I’m just foolin’ with you!
61. Why did the mailbox take up yoga? To find inner peace and balance!
62. What do you call a letter that’s always running late? Chronically delayed mail!
63. Why did the postman bring a fishing rod? Because he heard there was some mail in the “sea”!
64. How does a letter make friends? Through its envelopes of charm!
65. What did the envelope say when it was feeling down? I need a pick-me-up letter!
66. Why did the mailman start a band with the letters? Because they had great “melodies”!
67. What do you call a letter that’s obsessed with cleanliness? Spotless mail!
68. Why did the mailbox become a detective? It wanted to solve the case of the missing letters!
69. How do letters apologize to each other? They say, “I’m sorry for the in-convenient!”
70. What did the stamp say to the envelope on New Year’s Eve? Let’s stick together for another “post”-tastic year!
71. Why did the mailman bring a mirror on his route? To reflect on his deliveries!
72. What do you call a letter with a sense of humor? A witty-mail!
73. Why did the envelope go to the gym? To work on its “flex”ibility!
74. How does a letter become famous? It goes viral!
75. What did the mailbox say to the mailman at the end of a long day? You’ve been “mail-tastic”!
