Are you ready to have a good chuckle about love? Let’s face it, we could all use some lightheartedness in our lives, especially amid this pandemic chaos. I get it – finding humor in matters of the heart can be quite challenging sometimes. But don’t worry, my friend! I’ve got your back with my top 20 funniest love jokes that are guaranteed to make you crack a smile – whether you’re single and on the prowl or happily coupled up.
As someone who has spent years analyzing relationships and romantic comedies (it’s not as weird as it sounds!), I’m excited to share my findings with you. These jokes will help steer clear from mundane conversation topics people often resort to when dating. Instead, they’ll inject some much-needed joy into your life and inspire bouts of infectious laughter.
So go ahead and grab your significant other or even your furry companion – because trust me, animals enjoy quality humor too! Sit back, relax, and prepare yourself for Love Jokes: 20 Funny Quips That Will Make You Smile!
List of Jokes About Love
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it was love-apple!
2. What did the janitor say when he fell in love? I swept her off her feet!
3. What did the man say to the love of his life when he proposed? Can I have your WiFi password?
4. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date!
5. Why do birds fly south for the winter? It’s too far to walk!
6. What did the grape say when it got proposed to? Yes, I’ll be your main squeeze!
7. What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day? Let me call you Tweetheart!
8. What did the one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you!
9. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He wanted to reach his high school sweetheart!
10. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
11. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
12. What did the one light bulb say to the other? I love you a watt!
13. Why did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead and I’ll just hang around!
14. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
15. What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren’t so sweet we wouldn’t be in this jam!
16. What did the frog say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her? Ribbit!
17. Why did the man put his money in the oven? He wanted to have hot dough!
18. What did the pencil say to the paper? I dot my i’s on you!
19. What did the man say to his wife when he got a vasectomy? Sorry, I can’t have kids with you anymore!
20. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill!”
21. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
22. What did one light bulb say to the other? You light up my life!
23. What did the tie say to the hat? You’re the missing piece to my suit!
24. Why did the man put his money in the washing machine? He wanted to make a clean sweep!
25. What did the grape say when it got proposed to for the second time? You’re just grape!
26. What did one sheep say to the other? I love ewe!
27. Why did the man put his money in the shower? He wanted to make it rain!
28. What did the one light bulb say to the other? You turn me on!
29. What did the pencil say to the paper? You complete me!
30. What did the duck say when it got engaged? “We’re getting a ducktor!”
31. What did the tomato say to the other tomato when they were running late for a date? Ketchup to me!
32. What did the boy bird say to the girl bird when she broke up with him? You have fouled out of my life!
33. What did the grape say when it got proposed to for the third time? Wine not?
34. What do you call two guys who love each other on the moon? Apollo-gize!
35. What did the man say to his wife when he forgot their anniversary? Sorry, I forgot we are stuck with each other!
36. What did the strawberry say when it proposed to the raspberry? You’re berry special to me!
37. Why did the man put his money in the microwave? He wanted to see his cash rise!
38. What did the grape say when it got proposed to for the fourth time? I’m starting to get a little grapeful!
39. What did the tie say to the hat? You suit me!
40. What did the pencil say to the paper? You’re write for me!
41. What did the banana say to the apple when it proposed to her? You’re the apple of my eye!
42. What did the strawberry say when it proposed to the blueberry? You’re my blue-ming love!
43. What did the duck say when it proposed to the chicken? We can raise our own fowl family!
44. What did the grape say when it got proposed to for the fifth time? Okay, let’s wine and dine!
45. What did the man say to his wife when she asked if she looked fat? You’re not fat, you’re just easier to see!
46. What did the tomato say to the other tomato when they got married? You’re the saucy one for me!
47. What did the man say to his wife when she asked if he loved her more than his car? Of course, you mean more to me than my car’s oil!
48. What did the grape say when it got proposed to for the sixth time? Enough is enough, I’m raisin the stakes!
49. What did the tie say to the hat? You dress up my life!
50. What did the pencil say to the paper? You make my life colorful!
51. What did the duck say when it proposed to the swan? You’re the one for me, quack!
52. What did the man say to his wife when she asked if he loved her more than his Xbox? Of course, you’re the game changer in my life!
53. What did the grape say when it got proposed to for the seventh time? I’m fermenting with joy!
54. What did the man say to his wife when she asked if he loved her more than his phone? Of course, you’re the only one who can call me anytime!
55. What did the tomato say to the other tomato when it got proposed to for the first time? You’re the one for me, love-apple!
