Are you looking for a good chuckle? Do you crave the zingy, puckery flavor of lemons? Then have I got a treat for you! As a seasoned wordsmith with an unrelenting wit, I’ve curated 75 uproarious jokes about lemons that are sure to tickle your funny bone.
Life can be tart at times, but these lemon-based jokes will add some much-needed zest to your day. Whether you’re feeling blue or just love clever wordplay, these quips are perfect for anyone who cherishes this versatile fruit. From knock-knock gags to snappy one-liners, there’s something here for everyone.
So settle in and pour yourself a tall glass of lemonade (or maybe even indulge in some tangy lemon bars), as we dive into this hilarious list. Trust me – after reading through these gems, the humble lemon may never seem quite so ordinary again!
List of Jokes About Lemons
1. Why did the lemon go to school? Because it wanted to be a little more “sour”ced.
2. What do you call a lemon that goes to the gym? A lemon-ade-ic.
3. How do you make a lemon laugh? Squeeze its citrus!
4. What did the lemon say to the lime? Sour you doing?
5. Why did the lemon go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
6. What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat? A sourpuss!
7. Why did the lemon lose the race? It ran out of juice!
8. What did the lemon say to the lemonade? You complete me.
9. How do you catch a runaway lemon? With lemonade!
10. What do you call a lemon that can sing? A lemon-ade-ic.
11. Why did the lemon go to the bank? It wanted to improve its “zest” score.
12. What’s a lemon’s favorite TV show? Sour-vivor.
13. Why did the lemon go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a good “squeeze.”
14. What’s a lemon’s favorite type of music? Lemon-onade.
15. How did the lemon go broke? It spent all its money on lemon drops.
16. Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of peel.
17. What do you call a lemon that knows karate? A citrus slice.
18. Why did the lemon take a bath? It wanted to improve its “appeel.”
19. What do you call a lemon that’s always on time? Punctual citrus.
20. Why did the lemon go to space? It wanted to find the sour-dough planet.
21. What did one lemon say to the other at the gym? Let’s get juiced!
22. How do you fix a broken lemon? With lemon-aid.
23. What do you call a lemon that likes to play basketball? A slam-dunk citrus.
24. Why was the lemon sad? It felt zested and turned upside down.
25. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall off the tree!
26. What do you get when you cross a lemon and an orange? A sour orange!
27. Why did the lemon get a ticket? It was caught speeding in the lemonade stand zone.
28. What did one lemon say to the other in a race? Let’s juice it!
29. Why did the lemon go to the doctor’s office? It was feeling a little pithy.
30. What did the lemon say when it got insulted? “I’m peel-ing pretty sour about that!”
31. Why did the lemon go to the casino? It wanted to try its luck at lemon slots.
32. What’s a lemon’s favorite clothing item? A zest!
33. How do you make a lemon smile? Squeeze its cheeks!
34. What did the lemon say to the orange? Can’t we just squeeze our differences?
35. Why did the lemon go to the concert? It wanted to see its favorite band, The Citrus Slices.
36. How do you call a lemon that got promoted? A high-ranking citrus.
37. Why did the lemon file a police report? It got squeezed in a citrus crime.
38. What did one lemon say to the other during a storm? We’ll weather this together!
39. How did the lemon quit smoking? It went cold citrus!
40. Why was the lemon always so cool? It had a lot of zest for life.
41. What’s a lemon’s favorite dance move? The citrus twist!
42. How do you make a lemon float? Add some ice cream and root beer!
43. Why did the lemon refuse to fight? It didn’t want to turn sour.
44. What do you call a lemon that becomes a spy? An undercover citrus.
45. How do you apologize to a lemon? You say, “I’m sorry for being so peel-ish.”
46. Why did the lemon refuse to jump off the diving board? It didn’t have the pith!
47. What’s a lemon’s favorite game? Peel and seek!
48. How did the lemon fix its broken heart? With some lemon drops and good friends.
49. Why did the lemon bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to make an entrance!
50. What do you call a lemon that’s a superhero? Zestice League!
51. How do you make a lemon drop on a trampoline? Just let it bounce!
52. Why did the lemon go to the dance? It heard the music was really zestful.
53. What did the lemon say to the lime at the party? Let’s get this citrus party started!
54. How did the lemon become a famous comedian? It had a great “punch” line.
55. Why did the lemon call the police? It witnessed a lemon-a-dade.
56. What’s a lemon’s favorite holiday? Squeezemas!
57. How do you make a lemonade stand float? Add some ice cream and lemon-lime soda!
58. Why did the lemon wear sunglasses? It didn’t want to be recognized, it wanted to be incog-neat-o.
59. What do you call a lemon with a Ph.D.? A citrus smarty-pants!
60. How do you make a lemon stop rolling? You give it a “peeling” talk.
61. Why did the lemon refuse to play cards? It didn’t want to be a “sour” loser.
62. What do you call a lemon that becomes a detective? A sher-lemon.
63. How do you measure the weight of a lemon? You use lemon-grams!
64. Why did the lemon apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to be a tart-time worker.
65. What do you call a lemon that’s in a hurry? A fast citrus!
66. Why did the lemon take a nap? It was feeling a little zest-less.
67. What do you call a lemon that’s a great storyteller? A citrus-er of tales.
68. How did the lemon fix its broken car? It called a tow truck and got a jump start.
69. Why did the lemon bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to make a high-pitch entrance.
70. What do you call a lemon’s selfie? A zesty pic!
71. How did the lemon get out of a difficult situation? It squeezed its way through.
72. Why did the lemon join a band? It had a great peel for music.
73. What do you call a lemon that’s a good listener? A citrus ear.
74. Why did the lemon file a lawsuit? It got squeezed by a reckless driver.
75. How do you make a lemon giggle? Tickle its sour side!
