Fall is in the air and with it comes the abundance of our crunchy, colorful friends – leaves. Sometimes it seems like they’re multiplying faster than bunnies, but why not take a moment to appreciate their beauty and quirky personalities? Don’t let the endless raking and blowing get you down! Instead, prepare yourself for some side-splitting laughs.
We’ve collected 75 hilarious jokes about leaves that are sure to make you fall head-over-heels for them all over again (pun absolutely intended!).
List of Jokes About Leaves
1. Why did the leaf blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What did one leaf say to the other leaf? I’m falling for you!
3. How do trees access the internet? They log in!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. Why did the leaf take a nap? Because it was feeling too fall-tigue!
6. How do leaves get from place to place? They take the autumn-mobile!
7. What did one leaf say to the other during a race? I’m trying to stay ahead!
8. What did the tree say to the lumberjack? I’m falling for you!
9. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it and the leaves will join!
10. Why did the leaf bring a blanket to the park? Because it wanted to have a leaf-nic!
11. What did the leaf say to the wind? I’m falling for you, so don’t leaf me!
12. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
13. What’s a tree’s favorite dating app? Tinder!
14. Why do trees have so many followers? Because they’re poplar on social media!
15. What did one leaf say to another leaf on the ground? I’m falling for you, but I’m also falling apart!
16. How do trees get on the internet? They log in through the branches!
17. Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green!
18. What did the leaf say to the flower? I’m falling for you petal by petal!
19. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
20. Why do leaves always carry an umbrella? Because they want to be well-covered!
21. What did one leaf say to the other leaf during a storm? We’re in this together, so don’t leaf me behind!
22. How do trees communicate with each other? They use root-erpreter!
23. Why did the leaf go to the art gallery? Because it wanted to see some leaf-inspired paintings!
24. What’s a tree’s favorite music genre? Rock and poplar!
25. How do you make a tree laugh? Tell it a tree-mendous joke!
26. Why do leaves make terrible comedians? Because they always fall flat!
27. What did the tree say to the leaf? It’s time to branch out!
28. How do you count the leaves on a tree? Use a calculator, it’s too difficult otherwise!
29. What did the leaf say to the lawn mower? I’m falling for you, but I’d rather leaf than be cut!
30. Why did the leaf get in trouble at school? It wouldn’t stop whispering to the wind!
31. What do you call a leaf that’s always ready to fight? A saber-toothed leaf!
32. How do trees get on the internet while they’re camping? They log in to Wi-Fir!
33. Why did the leaf go to the dance party? Because it wanted to be part of the leafy shenanigans!
34. What did the leaf say when it was falling from the tree? I’m falling like a rock-star!
35. How do trees solve math problems? They use log-arithms!
36. Why do leaves like to go on vacation? They need to unwind!
37. What’s a tree’s favorite type of sandwich? Peanut butter and tree jam!
38. How do you catch a falling leaf? With a tree-mendous catch!
39. What did the leaf say to the grass? I’m falling for you, but don’t moss with me!
40. Why did the leaf bring a ladder to the party? Because it wanted to be a high-faller!
41. How do you organize a tree party? You “branch” out and invite all the leaves!
42. What did one leaf say to the other leaf during autumn? It’s time for us to turn over a new leaf!
43. Why did the leaf get in trouble in math class? It couldn’t count on its branches!
44. How do trees get their hair cut? They go to the “bark”er shop!
45. What’s a tree’s favorite exercise? Tree-chin-ups!
46. Why did the leaf get a job at the bakery? Because it wanted to be a “flour-ist”!
47. How do leaves get around town? They take the “vein” road!
48. What did the leaf say to the gardener? I’m falling for you, so don’t leaf me alone!
49. How do you become a tree’s favorite comedian? Make it “twiggle” with laughter!
50. Why did the leaf take a road trip? To see all the “tree-mendous” sights!
51. What did the leaf say to the dog? I’m falling for you, but don’t chase me!
52. How do trees navigate through the forest? They use their “treemap”!
53. Why did the leaf go to the library? To turn over a new leaf and read some books!
54. What’s a tree’s favorite TV show? Root Awakening!
55. How do trees communicate during a storm? They use thunder-branch!
56. Why did the leaf bring a suitcase to the park? Because it was planning to leaf town!
57. What did one leaf say to another leaf during a windstorm? Hold on tight, we’re in for a wild ride!
58. How do trees send each other messages? They use tree-mail!
59. Why did the leaf go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a date, they were all deciduous!
60. What did the leaf say to the tree during autumn? See you next spring!
61. How do you compliment a leaf? You say, “You’re unbe-leaf-able!”
62. Why did the leaf start a band? Because it had perfect “harmony” with the other leaves!
63. What did one leaf say to the other leaf on a windy day? We’re just blowing in the wind!
64. How do you tell if a leaf is happy? You can see a “gleaf” in its eyes!
65. Why did the leaf bring a camera to the park? To capture all the “leaf”-taking moments!
66. What did the leaf say to the falling acorn? I’m falling for you, but I’ll never be an oak!
67. How do trees get their morning caffeine fix? They drink “brew”-ch!
68. Why did the leaf go to the theater? To see the leafy-green actors on stage!
69. What’s a tree’s favorite mode of transportation? A leaf-icopter!
70. How do you make a leaf go to sleep? You “rock” it gently!
71. Why did the leaf become a detective? Because it wanted to solve leafy mysteries!
72. What did the leaf say to the caterpillar? I’m falling for you, but don’t leaf me hanging!
73. How do trees celebrate their birthdays? They have a “trunk” party with all their friends!
74. Why did the leaf bring a suitcase to the beach? Because it was planning to take a “sea”-leave!
75. What did one leaf say to the other leaf at the end of autumn? Don’t worry, we’ll “spring” back again!
