Do you need a good laugh? Are you fascinated by Japanese culture and its sense of humor? Then, search no further as I have got just what you need! As someone who has immersed themselves in the language and customs of Japan for years, I’ve stumbled upon some incredibly funny jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone.
In this piece, I’ve curated 75 of the best Japanese jokes out there- from clever puns and snappy one-liners to cultural references and wordplay. These witty gems will not only brighten up your day but also give you an insight into Japan’s exceptional sense of humor.
Whether you’re keen on learning more about Japanese comedy or simply seeking a bit of amusement, my article is perfect for everyone. So relax, sit back, and prepare to thank me later with “arigato” (which means thank-you in Japanese) for all the laughs coming your way!
List of Jokes About Japan
1. Why did the scarecrow take a trip to Japan? It wanted to study martial arts.
2. What do you call a Japanese pirate? A “Sushibuccaneer.”
3. Why was the math book sad in Japan? Because it had too many problems to solve!
4. How did the sushi chef greet his customers in Japan? With a big “WASABI!”
5. Why did the sumo wrestler go to the bakery in Japan? He wanted to get his fill of rolls.
6. What did the sushi say to the bee? “Wasabi?”
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award in Japan? It was outstanding in its field.
8. What did one Japanese cherry tree say to the other? “I’m falling for you!”
9. How does a Japanese dog say hello? Konichihuahua!
10. Why did the bicycle fall over in Japan? It was two-tired.
11. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
12. How do you know if a sumo wrestler has been using your computer in Japan? There’s more ram!
13. Why don’t they serve fortune cookies in Japan? They prefer “future biscuits.”
14. What did the sushi say to the bee? “Soy to see you!”
15. Why did the scarecrow in Japan become a successful businessman? He was outstanding in his field!
16. How do you describe a bad sushi joke in Japan? Wasabi humor.
17. What do you call a Japanese wrestler who loves sushi? A “raw warrior.”
18. Why did the sumo wrestler bring a ladder to Japan? To reach the highest rolls.
19. How do sumo wrestlers say grace in Japan? They say “lettuce pray.”
20. What did the Japanese sushi say to the bee? “Wassabi?”
21. How do you make a sumo wrestler angry in Japan? Steal their food!
22. Why did the Japanese chef lose his job? He couldn’t make miso soup-er!
23. What do you call a Japanese snowman? An “ice samurai.”
24. How do you say “hello” to a Japanese vegetable? “Konnichicarrot!”
25. What did the sushi say to the bee? “Soys to meet you!”
26. Why did the scarecrow become a sushi chef in Japan? It wanted to learn some straw-lling techniques.
27. What’s the favorite car brand of sumo wrestlers in Japan? Honda!
28. How do you compliment a sumo wrestler in Japan? Say, “You’re very heavyweight!”
29. Why did the sushi take a break in Japan? It needed to roll with the tide.
30. What do you call a Japanese bee? A “sush-bee.”
31. How do you become a sushi chef in Japan? You take a wok on the wild side!
32. Why did the sumo wrestler refuse to eat his sushi in Japan? He thought it was a little fishy.
33. How did the Japanese sushi chef greet his customers? With a big “Wassabi!”
34. Why did the scarecrow go to Japan? It wanted to learn the art of “tai-chi-cken.”
35. What did the sumo wrestler say when he lost his match in Japan? “Well, that was a heavy defeat!”
36. How do you say “thank you” to a sumo wrestler in Japan? “Arigatoni!”
37. Why did the scarecrow get promoted in Japan? It was outstanding in its rice field.
38. What do you call a Japanese ninja who loves to garden? A “grassassin.”
39. Why did the sushi chef visit the bank in Japan? He wanted to check his “sashimi balance.”
40. How do you greet a sumo wrestler in Japan? “Konichiwa-sit-down!”
41. What do you call a Japanese boxer? Tokyo Joe!
42. How did the sumo wrestler propose in Japan? He went down on one knee and said, “Will you be my heavy-weight?”
43. Why did the scarecrow in Japan become a famous actor? He was outstanding in his role!
44. What do you call a Japanese snowman with a six-pack? An “abdominal snowman.”
45. How do you say “I love you” in Japanese to a sushi roll? “I miso you!”
46. Why was the sushi chef in Japan always broke? He had too many “spend-tacles.”
47. What do you call a sumo wrestler who loves to dance in Japan? A “twinkle-toes-umo.”
48. Why did the scarecrow go to Japan? It wanted to learn the ancient art of “crop-sudo.”
49. How do sumo wrestlers say goodbye in Japan? They say “See you later, aliga-torii!”
50. What do you call a Japanese ninja who wears eyeglasses? A “focus-assassin.”
51. Why did the sushi chef become a doctor in Japan? He wanted to master the art of “rolling veins.”
52. How do you describe a sumo wrestler’s diet in Japan? It’s very “hefty.”
53. Why was the sumo wrestler always happy in Japan? He found joy in every roll!
54. What do you call a sumo wrestler’s favorite dessert in Japan? “Pie-thons.”
55. How do you know when a sushi chef in Japan is angry? He gets a little “rice-y.”
56. Why did the scarecrow in Japan become a successful musician? It was outstanding with its “straw-ke of genius.”
57. What do you call a sumo wrestler who loves to garden in Japan? A “green-thumb-umo.”
58. How do you say “I’m hungry” in Japanese? “Wanna ramen-tic meal?”
59. Why did the sushi chef become a tour guide in Japan? He wanted to show people “roll” of the land.
60. What’s a sumo wrestler’s favorite superhero in Japan? “The Hulk-imoto.”
61. How do you know if a sumo wrestler in Japan is on a diet? They say, “I’m feeling a little lighter today.”
62. What do you call a Japanese ninja who can predict the weather? A “fore-kasassin.”
63. Why did the scarecrow in Japan become a famous singer? It was outstanding with its “straw-king vocals.”
64. How do sumo wrestlers say “I’m sorry” in Japan? They say, “My bad-o.”
65. What do you call a Japanese ninja who loves to bake? A “flour-assassin.”
66. Why did the sushi chef in Japan start a fitness regime? He wanted to improve his “roll-ability.”
67. How do you describe a sumo wrestler’s fashion sense in Japan? It’s “heavy-duty.”
68. What do you call a sumo wrestler who loves to read in Japan? A “booksumo.”
69. Why did the scarecrow in Japan become a fashion designer? It was outstanding with its “straw-tastic” creations.
70. How do sumo wrestlers say “goodbye” in Japan? They say, “Sayonara, big guy!”
71. What do you call a Japanese ninja who loves to sing? A “karao-sassassin.”
72. Why did the sushi chef in Japan open a sushi delivery service? He wanted to bring “roll-ief” to people’s homes.
73. How do you describe a sumo wrestler’s sense of humor in Japan? It’s “heavy-handed.”
74. What do you call a sumo wrestler who loves to play video games in Japan? A “console-sumo.”
75. Why did the scarecrow in Japan become a famous poet? It was outstanding with its “straw-tastic” verses.
