Hey there, fellow Hoosiers! I’ve got a surprise for you! That’s why I took it upon myself to scour the web in search of the funniest jokes that only we can truly appreciate.
Chuckle your way through 75 hilarious Indiana jokes that will leave you with a serious case of laughter-induced side pain. From rib-tickling jabs at our obsession with pork tenderloins to playful pokes at our love-hate relationship with Notre Dame football, these quips are sure to hit close to home!
List of Jokes About Indiana
1. What do you call a chicken from Indiana? An Indy-fowl!
2. Why did the scarecrow move to Indiana? Because it heard the cornfields were outstanding in their field!
3. How do you spot an Indiana tourist? They’re the ones wearing basketball jerseys year-round!
4. What’s the favorite dance move in Indiana? The Hoosier hop!
5. Why did the football team go to Indiana? Because they heard the Colts were horsing around!
6. What did the Indianapolis skyscraper say to the shorter building? “I’m a Hoosier daddy!”
7. How does an Indiana farmer count his cows? With a cow-culator!
8. Why did the bicycle fall over in Indiana? Because it was two-tired!
9. What do you call a fish from Indiana? An Indy-pendent!
10. Why was the math book sad in Indiana? Because it had too many problems to solve!
11. What do you call an Indiana potato? A “Hoosier tater!”
12. Why did the basketball player visit Indiana? Because he wanted to shoot hoops in the Hoosier state!
13. How did the Hoosier become an astronaut? He found the “Launch-ianapolis” program!
14. What’s Indiana’s favorite kind of music? Hoosier daddy!
15. Why did the computer go to Indiana? Because it wanted to become an “Indy-vidual”!
16. What do you call an Indiana ghost? A “Boos-ier”!
17. Why did the tomato turn red in Indiana? Because it saw the “ketchup” of the state!
18. How do you know if someone is from Indiana? They know all the lyrics to “Back Home Again in Indiana”!
19. What do you call an Indiana tree? A “Hoo-sierwood”!
20. Why did the golfer move to Indiana? Because he heard the fairways were “Hoo-sier-ific”!
21. What’s the favorite dessert in Indiana? Indy-pendence cake!
22. How does an Indiana farmer fix his pants? With a “hoo-seam”!
23. Why did the chicken cross the road in Indiana? To get to the Hoosier side!
24. What did the Indianapolis zookeeper say to the visitors? “We have some Indy-spensible animals here!”
25. What’s Indiana’s favorite type of cheese? Hoo-sier cheese!
26. Why did the bicycle win the race in Indiana? Because it was “tire-lessly” determined!
27. What do you call an Indiana lizard? A “Hoo-salamander”!
28. Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to Indiana? Because he heard the competition was “Hoosier-ific”!
29. What did the corn say to the butter in Indiana? “You complete me, Hoo-sier!”
30. How do you make a Hoosier laugh on the weekend? Tell them a “Saturday-night-live” joke!
31. Why did the snowman visit Indiana? Because he wanted to experience the cold “Hoosier” winters!
32. What’s Indiana’s favorite game show? Who Wants to Be a Hoosier-ionaire!
33. Why did the broom go to Indiana? Because it heard the Hoosiers were “sweeping” up victories!
34. What do you call a bee from Indiana? An Indy-buzz!
35. Why did the math book visit Indiana? Because it wanted to learn about “Hoo-sierometry”!
36. How do you greet someone in Indiana? “Hoo-sier ya doin’?”
37. What did the astronaut say after visiting Indiana? “That was one small step for man, one giant “Hoo-sier” for mankind!”
38. Why did the tomato blush in Indiana? Because it saw the “Hoo-t sauce”!
39. What do you call an Indiana bird? A “Hoosiercanary”!
40. Why did the artist move to Indiana? Because it was a great place to draw a “Hoosier-scape”!
41. How does an Indiana cat greet other cats? “Hoo-sier, meow?”
42. What’s Indiana’s favorite type of pizza? Hoo-sier-style!
43. Why did the singer visit Indiana? Because they heard the Hoosier State had great “vocal-chords”!
44. What do you call a spider from Indiana? An “Indy-weaver”!
45. Why did the baseball team visit Indiana? Because they wanted to hit it out of the “Hoo-sier park”!
46. What’s Indiana’s favorite breakfast food? Hoo-siercakes!
47. Why did the ghost move to Indiana? Because it heard there were great “Hoo-spirit” activities!
48. What do you call an Indiana dog? A “Hoo-sierrier”!
49. Why did the musician visit Indiana? Because they wanted to join the Hoosier Symphony Orchestra!
50. What’s Indiana’s favorite vegetable? Hoo-sier sprouts!
51. Why did the ice cream melt in Indiana? Because it was “Hoo-hot” outside!
52. What do you call an Indiana elephant? A “Hoo-sierphant”!
53. Why did the comedian move to Indiana? Because they heard the state was full of great “Hoo-sier-ors”!
54. What’s Indiana’s favorite board game? Hoosieropoly!
55. Why did the tomato turn green in Indiana? Because it was “hoo-green” with envy!
56. What do you call an Indiana rabbit? A “Hoo-sierabbit”!
57. Why did the basketball player bring a map to Indiana? Because they didn’t want to get “Hoo-lost” in the state!
58. What’s Indiana’s favorite dessert topping? Hoo-sier cream!
59. Why did the musician move away from Indiana? Because they were tired of all the “Hoo-sic”!
60. What do you call an Indiana monkey? A “Hoo-sierilla”!
61. Why did the chef visit Indiana? Because they wanted to try the famous “Hoo-sier sauce”!
62. How do you fix a broken chair in Indiana? With “Hoo-sier glue”!
63. What’s Indiana’s favorite type of pie? Hoo-sier cherry!
64. Why did the book go to Indiana? Because it wanted to explore the “Hoo-sier chapters”!
65. What do you call an Indiana snake? A “Hoo-sierpent”!
66. Why did the artist move away from Indiana? Because they couldn’t find enough “Hoo-spiration”!
67. What’s Indiana’s favorite candy? Hoo-sier kisses!
68. Why did the soccer team visit Indiana? Because they heard the state had great “Hoo-sier-ition”!
69. What do you call an Indiana horse? A “Hoo-sierse”!
70. Why did the movie director choose Indiana as the filming location? Because they wanted an “Indy-pendent” film!
71. What’s Indiana’s favorite type of cookie? Hoo-sierdoodles!
72. Why did the computer move to Indiana? Because it heard the state had a great “Hoo-sier-net” connection!
73. What do you call an Indiana bear? A “Hoo-sier bear”!
74. Why did the artist love Indiana’s landscapes? Because they were truly “Hoo-sier-estic”!
75. What’s Indiana’s favorite movie genre? Hoo-sier movies!
