Hey there, pancake and comedy lovers! If you’re anything like me, the mere mention of IHOP’s fluffy stacks has your mouth watering. That’s why I’ve put together a list of 75 hilarious jokes about this beloved breakfast spot that will have you chuckling in no time.
So whether you need a quick boost or just want something entertaining to read while devouring your flapjacks, these witty puns are sure to leave you flipping…with laughter! Ready to dig in? Let’s get started on our tasty journey through all things IHOP.
List of Jokes About Ihop
1. Why did the pancake go to the gym? Because it wanted to get stacked!
2. What did the syrup say to the pancake? I’m falling for you!
3. Why did the pancake go to the doctor? It felt a little flat.
4. What do you call a pancake that plays guitar? A jam-filled flapjack!
5. Why did the pancake blush? Because it saw the syrup’s squeeze bottle!
6. How does a pancake apologize? It says, “I’m sorry for flipping out!”
7. What did the pancake say to the waffle? We’re in a sticky situation!
8. Why did the pancake join a band? Because it had the perfect batter rhythm!
9. What did the pancake say on its birthday? Whisk me a happy birthday!
10. Why did the pancake run for president? It wanted to be the top flatterer!
11. How do you make a pancake smile? Butter it up!
12. Why did the pancake go to the art exhibit? It wanted to see some sweet crepes!
13. What did the pancake say to the butter? You’re my better half!
14. Why did the pancake go to the dentist? It had a syrupy toothache!
15. What do you call a pancake with a sunburn? A red-hot flapper!
16. Why did the pancake go to space? To visit the milky way!
17. What did the pancake say to the fork? Quit poking me!
18. Why did the pancake go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a date!
19. How does a pancake make friends? It flips for them!
20. What did the pancake wear to the costume party? A flippin’ good disguise!
21. Why did the pancake start a fight? It was tired of being flipped!
22. What do you call a pancake that tells jokes? A flippin’ hilarious comedian!
23. Why did the pancake go to the therapist? It had a lot of emotional batter!
24. How do you catch a pancake? With syrup and a sweet trap!
25. Why did the pancake go to the beach? It wanted to catch some waves!
26. What do you call a pancake with a hat? A flapjack!
27. Why did the pancake go to the library? To get some batter reading material!
28. What do you call a pancake that flies? A batterfly!
29. Why did the pancake refuse to jump on the trampoline? It was afraid of flipping out!
30. What did the pancake say to the egg? You crack me up!
31. Why did the pancake go to the doctor? It had a case of the flip-flops!
32. How do you make a pancake float? Just add root beer!
33. What did the pancake say to the chef? Quit pancaking around!
34. Why did the pancake go to the wedding? It wanted to get buttered up!
35. How does a pancake call its friends? By sending out a “batter” signal!
36. What do you call a pancake that tells tall tales? A fib-flapjack!
37. Why did the pancake go to the baseball game? It heard they were using a batter!
38. What did the pancake say to the blender? Stop stirring up trouble!
39. Why did the pancake go to the party? It wanted to get its stack on!
40. How do you know when a pancake is in love? It flips out!
41. What did the pancake say to the rolling pin? Don’t roll your eyes at me!
42. Why did the pancake go to the amusement park? It wanted to ride the butter-go-round!
43. How do you make a pancake laugh? Tickle its batter!
44. What do you call a pancake that meditates? A zen-cake!
45. Why did the pancake go to the therapist? It was feeling a little flat!
46. How does a pancake stay warm in the winter? It wears a pancake-y hat!
47. What did the pancake say to the coffee? I love you a latte!
48. Why did the pancake go to the dance? It heard the music was flippin’ good!
49. How do you keep a pancake entertained? You stack the deck!
50. What did the pancake say to the butter during an argument? Don’t spread lies about me!
51. Why did the pancake go to the doctor? It felt a little battered!
52. How do you make a pancake sad? Give it the cold shoulder!
53. What did the pancake say to the baseball? Throw me a batter up!
54. Why did the pancake go to the petting zoo? It wanted to meet flap-jacks!
55. How do you catch a runaway pancake? With syrup and a sweet trap!
56. What did the pancake say to the toaster? You’re my bread and butter!
57. Why did the pancake go to the concert? It wanted to see the batter-boys in action!
58. How does a pancake flirt? It gives you a buttery smile!
59. What did the pancake say to the chef? You’re flippin’ amazing!
60. Why did the pancake go to the movie theater? To see the latest “flapstick” comedy!
61. What do you call a pancake that tells jokes on stage? A stand-up flapper!
62. Why did the pancake go to the party? It wanted to stack up with friends!
63. How does a pancake play hide-and-seek? It uses pancake batter as camouflage!
64. What did the pancake say to the pancake? Hey, batter, batter!
65. Why did the pancake go to the doctor? It was feeling pancake-y!
66. How do you measure the happiness of a pancake? With a smile-o-meter!
67. What did the pancake say to the bacon? You’re sizzling hot!
68. Why did the pancake go to the grocery store? To get some fresh ingredients for a stack!
69. How do you know when a pancake is angry? It starts to steam!
70. What did the pancake say to the syrup? Stick with me, we make a great pair!
71. Why did the pancake go to the bakery? To rise to the occasion!
72. How do you make a pancake sleep? You tuck it in with a syrup blanket!
73. What did the pancake say to the coffee cup? You complete me!
74. Why did the pancake go to the zoo? To see the pancake-kangaroos!
75. How does a pancake write a love letter? With pancake syrup as ink, of course!
