Are you feeling the heat this summer? Yeah, me too. The blazing sun can really get to you, making it a struggle to stay cool and positive. But fret not! I’ve got just the thing to turn that frown upside down – hot weather jokes!
I’ve put together a list of 75 hilarious quips about scorching temperatures that’ll have you giggling in no time. From clever plays on words to witty one-liners, these jokes will take your mind off the sweat running down your back.
And believe me, I know what it’s like to endure blistering summers firsthand. That’s why I’m excited to share these jokes with you! They’re exactly what we need right now – something light-hearted and amusing.
So kick back and grab yourself an ice-cold drink (or two). It’s time for some fun in the sun (or shade)! Whether you’re after snappy comebacks for when someone complains about how hot it is or simply need a break from the sweltering heat, these jokes are sure to do the trick!
List of Jokes About Hot Weather
1. Why did the sun go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter.
2. How hot is it outside? So hot that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and they were both walking.
3. What did one popsicle say to the other on a hot summer day? “I’m melting over you!”
4. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
6. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
7. What did the thermometer say to the sun? “You make me feel so hot!”
8. Why did the boy bring a ladder to the desert? Because he wanted to reach the cool sand.
9. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
10. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
11. Why did the snowman go to the desert? He wanted to see a melting pot.
12. What did the lightning bolt say to the sun? “You’re shocking me with your heat!”
13. Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because it had too many sundae drivers.
14. What’s a swimmer’s favorite type of math? Add-ing and subtract-ing.
15. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
16. Why did the lemonade file a police report? Because it got squeezed!
17. How do you make a watermelon fast? Use the “melon”-in-aid.
18. Why did the snowman wear a scarf during the summer? To stay cool and fashionable, of course!
19. Why did the man sit on the clock during a heatwave? Because he wanted to be on “hot” time.
20. What did one beach umbrella say to the other? “Shade ya later!”
21. Why did the man bring a car door to the beach? So he could roll down the window if it got too hot!
22. What do you call a sunburned snowman? A puddle with an attitude!
23. Why did the ice cream melt at the beach? It couldn’t find its cone-tacts!
24. What do you call a dog on a hot day? A hot dog!
25. Why did the scarecrow wear sunscreen? Because he didn’t want to get sun-bleached!
26. How does a farmer keep cool during a heatwave? They’re outstanding in their field… under a big umbrella!
27. Why did the ice cream go to therapy? It was feeling a bit “meltdown” emotionally.
28. How do you catch a sunbeam? Use a solar net!
29. Why did the man bring a ladder to the beach? He wanted to catch some shade!
30. How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!
31. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
32. Why did the man bring a fan to the desert? Because he wanted to be a cool guy!
33. How do you spot a tough cowboy during a heatwave? He’s the one sweating bullets!
34. What did one ice cube say to the other in scorching weather? “I’m just trying to chill!”
35. Why did the sunburned tomato turn beet red? Because it couldn’t ketchup with the heat!
36. How hot is it in the summer? So hot that the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs!
37. What do you call a snowman with a suntan? A puddle!
38. Why did the man sit on the clock during a heatwave? Because he wanted to kill some time in the shade!
39. What do you call a sunbathing dog? A hot dog!
40. How does a vampire keep cool in the summer? By staying in the “coffin” (air-conditioning)!
41. Why did the popsicle go to the party? It wanted to be a cool treat!
42. What did one ocean say to the other ocean during a heatwave? “Nothing, they just waved!”
43. Why did the scientist invent a solar-powered air conditioner? To stay cool and eco-friendly!
44. How do you know it’s too hot outside for the birds? They’re using pot holders to pull worms out of the ground!
45. What do you call a sunburned snowman? A puddle with style!
46. Why did the man take a ladder to the beach? Because he heard the drinks were on the roof!
47. What do you call a melting snowman in the desert? Water under pressure!
48. How do you stay cool during a heatwave? Just stay close to your popsicle pals!
49. What’s the difference between a snowball and a roasted marshmallow? One melts in the heat, the other melts in your mouth!
50. Why did the baseball team go to the beach during a heatwave? To catch some waves!
51. How do you know it’s too hot outside for your pet fish? When they start asking for ice cubes in their bowl!
52. Why did the sun go to therapy? It had too many rays of issues!
53. How do you make a hot dog stand? Steal its chair!
54. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle of regret!
55. Why don’t oysters donate to charity during the summer? Because they’re shellfish with their savings!
56. How hot is it in the desert? So hot that even the cacti are wilting!
57. Why did the scarecrow start sweating? It was afraid of the hot air blowing around!
58. What do you call a beach party with thousands of ants? A picnic that’s “ant-sational”!
59. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
60. What did one hat say to the other hat? “You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!”
61. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
62. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
63. How does the ocean say hello? It waves!
64. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
65. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
66. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
67. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
68. What did one traffic light say to the other? “Stop looking, I’m changing!”
69. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
70. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
71. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
72. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
73. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
74. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
75. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something!
