Hey there, my fellow primate enthusiasts! Are you a sucker for a good giggle and have a soft spot in your heart for our beloved gorilla pals? Well, look no further because I’ve got an article that’s sure to tickle your funny bone.
I’ve combed through the depths of the internet to compile 75 of the most hilarious jokes about these gentle giants that are guaranteed to have you rolling on the floor laughing. Prepare for some serious LOLs as we celebrate our gorilla friends with humor!
List of Jokes About Gorillas
1. Why did the gorilla wear a raincoat? Because it heard it was going to be a “jungle shower”!
2. What did the gorilla say to the photographer? “Please make me look like a ‘handsome’ ape!”
3. How do you make a gorilla stop charging? Take away its credit card!
4. Why did the gorilla bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the “house”!
5. What did the gorilla say when it saw the banana peel on the floor? “I find this very “ape-peeling”!
6. Why don’t gorillas play cards in the wild? Because there are too many “cheetahs”!
7. How did the gorilla break the stone wall? With its “ape-hammer”!
8. Why did the gorilla bring a suitcase to the zoo? Because it wanted to “monkey around”!
9. What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
10. Why did the gorilla go to the bank? To get a “low-interest” loan!
11. How do you stop a gorilla from charging? Take away its credit card!
12. What did the gorilla say to the palm tree? “I’m a “fan” of yours!”
13. Why did the gorilla bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were “on the house”!
14. What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? Anything you want because it can’t hear you!
15. What do you call a gorilla that likes to dance? A “hip-hop”!
16. Why did the gorilla bring a ladder to the party? Because it wanted to climb the “social ladder”!
17. How does a gorilla answer the phone? “Yellow?”
18. Why don’t gorillas like to talk to strangers at parties? They find it “ape-rude”!
19. What do you call a gorilla with a sunburn? A “crispy critter”!
20. What do you call a gorilla wearing earplugs? Anything you like, it can’t hear you!
21. Why did the gorilla bring a ladder to the bar? Because the bartender said the drinks were on the “house”!
22. What’s a gorilla’s favorite dessert? Chocolate “chimpanzee”!
23. Why did the gorilla join a rock band? Because it had “jungle beats”!
24. What did the gorilla say to the zookeeper when it refused to eat its dinner? “I’m on a “hunger strike”!
25. How did the gorilla become a sushi chef? It was a “roll” of the dice!
26. Why did the gorilla visit the doctor? Because it was “feeling ape-awful”!
27. What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear and a pineapple in its mouth? A very “hungry” gorilla!
28. Why did the gorilla wear sunglasses to the party? Because it didn’t want to be “recogn-ape-able”!
29. What do you get when you cross a gorilla with a dinosaur? A “terrifying” creature that demands bananas!
30. Why did the gorilla go to the circus? Because it wanted to see the “ape-rformances”!
31. What do you call a gorilla that picks locks? A “congo” artist!
32. Why did the gorilla bring a ladder to the soccer game? Because it wanted to climb the “goal posts”!
33. How does a gorilla like its coffee? Strong and “jungle-fied”!
34. Why did the gorilla bring a suitcase to the zoo? Because it wanted to “pack” for a vacation!
35. What do you call a gorilla that sings? A “crooner” ape!
36. Why did the gorilla bring a ladder to the restaurant? Because it wanted to “reach” for the stars!
37. What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear and a pancake on its head? A “silly monkey”!
38. Why did the gorilla go to the comedy club? To “ape-plaud” the comedians!
39. What do you call a gorilla with a flower behind its ear? A “hunk” of burning love!
40. Why did the gorilla bring a ladder to the concert? Because it wanted to “climb” the charts!
41. How do you make a gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a “hungry” gorilla!
42. Why don’t gorillas use cell phones? They can’t find them in the “jungle”!
43. What did the gorilla say to the zookeeper at dinner time? “I’ll have seconds, please!”
44. Why did the gorilla go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t “feeling like its usual gorilla self”!
45. What do you call a gorilla that plays the piano? A “key-pongo”!
46. Why did the gorilla bring a ladder to the library? Because it wanted to reach the “top shelf”!
47. How do you stop a gorilla from charging? Take away its “banana” credit card!
48. What do you call a gorilla that loves to dance? A “primate mover”!
49. Why did the gorilla bring a suitcase to the amusement park? Because it wanted to go on a “wild ride”!
50. How did the gorilla fix the broken refrigerator? With a “monkey wrench”!
51. What do you call a gorilla that plays basketball? A “slam-dunking” primate!
52. Why did the gorilla bring a ladder to the movie theater? Because it wanted to sit in the “top row”!
53. How did the gorilla become an astronaut? It “rocketed” through training!
54. What did the gorilla say when it saw the banana split? “I find this “a-peeling” and “splitting”!
55. Why did the gorilla bring a ladder to the gym? Because it wanted to “reach” its fitness goals!
56. What do you call a gorilla that loves to tell jokes? A “hilarious ape”!
57. Why did the gorilla bring a suitcase to the beach? Because it wanted to “gorilla” for a swim!
58. How do you keep a gorilla from biting its nails? Give it “gorilla” clippers!
59. What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear and a cherry on top of its head? A “sundae” surprise!
60. Why did the gorilla bring a ladder to the game show? Because it wanted to “climb” the leaderboard!
61. What did the gorilla say when it slipped on a banana peel? “Help! I’m falling for you!”
62. Why did the gorilla bring a suitcase to the concert? Because it wanted to “pack” a punch!
63. How did the gorilla become a famous painter? It had “ape-titude” and a passion for art!
64. What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear and grapes in its nostrils? A “gorilla” that needs medical attention!
65. Why did the gorilla bring a ladder to the dance club? Because it wanted to “raise the roof”!
66. What did the gorilla say when it saw the zookeeper? “Long time no “see”! Do you have any bananas?”
67. Why did the gorilla bring a suitcase to the football game? Because it wanted to “tackle” the tailgate party!
68. How did the gorilla become a computer programmer? It had a knack for “ape”plications!
69. What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear and a pineapple on its tail? A “garnished” gorilla!
70. Why did the gorilla bring a ladder to the bakery? Because it wanted to “climb” to the top of the pastry case!
71. What did the gorilla say when it saw its reflection? “That’s a good “look-ape”!
72. Why did the gorilla bring a suitcase to the fashion show? Because it wanted to make a “statement”!
73. How do you make a gorilla laugh? Tell it a “side-splitting” joke!
74. What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear and a watermelon on its head? An “impressive” fruit stack!
75. Why did the gorilla bring a ladder to the wedding? Because it wanted to “tie the knot”!
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