I’ve collected 75 rib-tickling jokes that will have even the most stoic dads cracking up. These jokes run the gamut from clever puns to laugh-out-loud one-liners. I’ve thrown in some dad joke memes for good measure! So grab a drink (a cold beer would be ideal) and appreciate your father’s corny brand of humor. And don’t worry if you don’t catch every punchline right away – sometimes it takes time to fully appreciate a good dad joke!
List of Jokes About Fathers
1. Why did the father tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing!
2. What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
3. How do you organize a space party for dads? You planet!
4. Why did the dad spider go to college? To improve his web design skills!
5. Why don’t dads tell jokes about the pizza? Because it’s too cheesy!
6. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut. Works every time with dad!
7. What do you call a dad who can do magic tricks? A “papacabra”!
8. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
9. Why don’t fathers ever tell secrets? Because they’re seasoned keepers!
10. Why did the dad go to art school? He wanted to draw attention!
11. What did the dad corn say to the baby corn? “Where’s popcorn?”
12. Why did the dad take his kid to the bakery? Because he wanted to raise some dough!
13. How does a dad take a vacation? By lying on the couch and closing his eyes!
14. What do you call a dad who falls through the ice? A popsicle!
15. Why did the dad send his son to the bank with a knife? He wanted to see some blood money!
16. Why did the dad put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
17. What did the dad say when his kid asked for an electric car? “Sure, if you can charge it!”
18. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it and hand it to your dad!
19. Why did the dad go to the bank? He wanted to get his baby a “little bank account”!
20. Why do dads always have a lunchbox? In case there’s a food fight!
21. Why don’t dads ever get lost? Because they’re experts at finding shortcuts!
22. How do you scare a dad? Sneak up behind him and startle him with a “dad joke”!
23. What do you call a dad who enjoys gardening? A “plantastic” father!
24. Why did the dad invite the penguin to the party? He wanted some cool company!
25. How do you make a dad laugh on a Saturday night? Tell him a joke on a Tuesday!
26. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many “dads”!
27. Why did the dad take up fishing? He needed an excuse to sit by the lake and do nothing!
28. What do you call a dad who can play all musical instruments? A “maestro-dad”!
29. Why did the dad always carry a notebook? He wanted to be a “papa-ratzzi”!
30. How does a dad tell time? He looks at his wrist and says, “Yep, it’s about time for me to buy a watch!”
31. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar? He wanted to raise the bar!
32. What did the dad cloud say to the mom cloud? “Looks like it’s going to be a sunny day!”
33. Why did the dad become a baseball coach? Because he wanted to catch all the action!
34. How do dads exercise on the beach? By “curling” their ice cream cones!
35. Why did the dad go to school to become a baker? Because he kneaded a change!
36. What do you call a dad who’s also a doctor? “Dr. Daddy Cool”!
37. Why did the dad go to the grocery store with a ladder? He wanted to reach the highest shelf-esteem!
38. How does a dad communicate with dolphins? Through “porpoiseful” conversations!
39. What did the dad tomato say to the baby tomato while crossing the road? “Ketchup!”
40. Why did the dad buy a donut maker? He wanted to create a “hole” lot of memories!
41. How did the dad bird fix his broken wing? With “tweetment”!
42. Why did the dad throw a clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly!
43. What did the dad volcano say to his son? “I lava you!”
44. How do you spot a dad at a party? He’s usually doing some “dad dancing”!
45. Why did the dad carry a notebook when hiking? He wanted to jot down some “punderful” nature observations!
46. What do you call a dad who tells silly jokes? A “pun-dad”!
47. How do you know when a dad joke becomes a “dad bod” joke? When it gets out of shape!
48. Why did the dad make his own clothes? Because he wanted to tailor his style!
49. What’s a dad’s favorite type of music? Pop!
50. Why did the dad wear two jackets to the party? In case he had a “coat-tail” to ride!
51. How do you get a dad to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes!
52. Why did the dad always carry a pencil behind his ear? In case he needed to “draw” attention!
53. What do you call a dad who’s also a mountain climber? A “peak performer”!
54. Why did the dad put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make liquid assets!
55. How do you know when a joke becomes a “dad joke”? When it becomes apparent!
56. Why did the dad go to the bakery to buy some shoes? He wanted some “loafers”!
57. What did the dad broom say to the baby broom? “It’s time to sweep, my little brushette!”
58. How do you turn a dad joke into a “dad-prize” joke? Add a pun-chline!
59. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the football game? He wanted to reach the “highlights”!
60. What do you call a dad who’s always on a diet? A “salad-dad”!
61. How does a dad fix a broken chair? With “dadhesive”!
62. Why don’t dads make good detectives? They always seem to “dad-zel” in distress!
63. What do you call a dad who’s also a gardener? A “lawnfather”!
64. Why did the dad buy a boat? He wanted to sail through fatherhood smoothly!
65. How does a dad take a picture of a squirrel? He uses a “nutty-grapher”!
66. Why did the dad become a baker? He wanted to roll in the dough!
67. What do you call a dad who can cook? A “grilliant” chef!
68. How do you get a dad’s attention? Yell out “Dad joke contest”!
69. Why did the dad join the circus? He wanted to be a “juggler of responsibilities”!
70. What did the dad say when he found out he was going to be a grandfather? “I can’t wait to be a grand-dad!”
71. Why did the dad get a tattoo of a wrench? He wanted to show off his “tool of the trade”!
72. How does a dad fix a broken car? With “dad-ication” and a toolbox!
73. What do you call a dad who loves to grill? A “barbe-cutie”!
74. Why did the dad go to the art gallery? He wanted to brush up on his culture!
75. What did the dad say when he saw the insect exhibit? “That’s bugging me a lot!”
