Feeling blue? Need a quick pick-me-up or just want to amuse your squad? Look no further! Your friendly neighborhood copywriter and certified jokester is here with the ultimate list of 75 ear-resistibly, side-splitting jokes that’ll have you giggling in no time.
From puns to one-liners and everything in between, I’ve got you covered. So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh your heart out!
List of Jokes About Ears
1. What did the left ear say to the right ear? We must be the best friends since we’re always in sync!
2. Why did the ear bring a ladder to the party? Because it wanted to be ear-resistible!
3. How do you greet an ear on its birthday? You say, “Hear’s to another great year!”
4. What do you call an ear that can’t hear? Anything you want, it can’t hear you anyway!
5. Why did the ear bring a map to the park? Because it didn’t want to get lost in the sound waves!
6. What’s an ear’s favorite type of music? Anything that’s ear-resistible!
7. How does an ear stay in shape? It does ear-robics!
8. Why did the ear go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit “out of its element”!
9. What did the right ear say to the left ear? We make a great stereo pair!
10. Why did the ear put on sunglasses? Because it didn’t want to be recognized!
11. How do ears communicate with each other? They whisper sweet nothings!
12. Why did the ear go to the dance club? It wanted to catch the beat!
13. What’s an ear’s favorite type of movie? Anything with surround sound!
14. Why did the ear take a vacation? It needed to get away from all the noise!
15. What do you call a rabbit with big ears? Anything you want, it can’t hear you anyway!
16. Why did the ear bring a pillow to the concert? Because it wanted to catch some z’s!
17. What do you call an ear that’s afraid of heights? An eary cat!
18. Why did the ear visit the bakery? It wanted to hear some doughnut jokes!
19. What did the left ear say to the right ear during a heated argument? Don’t be so eary!
20. Why did the ear enroll in cooking classes? It wanted to learn how to make earresistible dishes!
21. How do you make an ear laugh? Tell it a funny sound!
22. Why did the ear join a gym? It wanted to tone its ear muscles!
23. What’s an ear’s favorite outdoor activity? Going on an earventure!
24. Why did the ear go to the eye doctor? It wanted to see if it could hear better!
25. How do ears solve problems? They listen carefully!
26. Why did the ear become a detective? It had an ear for solving mysteries!
27. What do you call an ear that can play an instrument? A musicear!
28. Why did the ear join a band? It wanted to be a part of the ear-resistible music!
29. What’s an ear’s favorite exercise? Earobics!
30. Why did the ear bring a camera to the party? Because it wanted to capture the ear-replaceable memories!
31. How does an ear navigate through a crowd? It uses its “sound” GPS!
32. What do you call a shy ear? A little more “ear-pressible”!
33. Why did the ear go to the comedy club? It wanted to hear some ear-splitting jokes!
34. How do you make an ear wiggle? Tickle it with a sound wave!
35. What’s an ear’s favorite sport? Swimming, because it loves the ear-resistible sound of water!
36. Why did the ear visit the dentist? It needed a good “aural” hygiene!
37. How do ears communicate during a secret mission? They use “covert-ear” technology!
38. What do you call an ear that’s always late? An eary bird!
39. Why did the ear start a gardening club? It wanted to grow some ear-resistible plants!
40. How do you make an ear red? Embarrass it with a loud sound!
41. What’s an ear’s favorite game? Sound-charades!
42. Why did the ear bring a notebook to the concert? Because it wanted to take notes on the ear-resistible melodies!
43. How do ears celebrate Halloween? They wear eary costumes!
44. Why did the ear become an artist? It wanted to create ear-resistible masterpieces!
45. What do you call an ear with no sense of direction? Lost and sound!
46. Why did the ear become a chef? It wanted to cook up some earresistible dishes!
47. How do you make an ear happy? Play its favorite song!
48. What’s an ear’s favorite subject in school? Sound science!
49. Why did the ear go to the zoo? It wanted to listen to the roar of the wild!
50. How do you make an ear clean? Give it a good “wax”ing!
51. What do you call an ear that’s always complaining? An ear-ritator!
52. Why did the ear join a dance competition? It had some great ear-obic moves!
53. How do you make an ear smile? Tell it a sweet sound!
54. What’s an ear’s favorite holiday? Easter, because it loves to hear the sound of eggs cracking!
55. Why did the ear start a book club? It wanted to discuss ear-resistible stories!
56. How do you greet an ear in the morning? You say, “Good ear-ning!”
57. What do you call an ear that can’t stop talking? A “talk-tick” ear!
58. Why did the ear become a scientist? It wanted to study the ear-resistible nature of sound!
59. What’s an ear’s favorite dessert? Soundsicles!
60. Why did the ear visit the amusement park? It wanted to experience the ear-thrilling rides!
61. How do you make an ear jump? Surprise it with a loud sound!
62. What do you call an ear that loves to sing? A “sound-bird”!
63. Why did the ear become a pilot? It wanted to fly in the ear-space!
64. How do you know when an ear is happy? It starts wiggling!
65. What’s an ear’s favorite game at the beach? Volley-ear!
66. Why did the ear start a detective agency? It could always “hear” the truth!
67. How do you make an ear float? Put it in water and wait for the sound waves to lift it!
68. What do you call an ear with a great sense of humor? An ear-resistible joker!
69. Why did the ear start a band? It wanted to be part of the ear-mazing music scene!
70. How do ears celebrate birthdays? They have a “sound-erful” party!
71. What do you call an ear that can juggle? An eary-entertainer!
72. Why did the ear become a teacher? It wanted to educate others about the importance of sound!
73. How do you make an ear sneeze? Tickle it with a feather made of sound waves!
74. What do you call an ear that loves to read? A book-listener!
75. Why did the ear go to the cinema? It wanted to “ear” the latest blockbuster!
