Hey there, do you know any drummers? Or are you one yourself? If so, then I have a treat for you! As someone who knows their way around comedic drumming content (yes, it’s totally a thing), I’ve put together a collection of 75 side-splitting jokes that will have you laughing until your sides ache.
From clever puns to witty one-liners and everything in between, these jokes touch on all the quirks and idiosyncrasies that make drummers so unique. Whether it’s our love for cymbals or our tendency to bang on anything we can find, these jokes are sure to resonate with every drummer out there.
But don’t worry if you’re not a drummer – these jokes are universal and bound to get anyone grooving along. So sit back, relax, grab some sticks (or pens), and prepare yourself for some serious drum-tastic humor. Believe me when I say this is an article worth its weight in percussion!
List of Jokes about Drummers
1. How do you know when a drummer is at your front door? He keeps speeding up the knocking.
2. Why did the drummer take up gardening? He wanted to grow his own drumsticks.
3. What do you call a drummer who’s also a baker? A beat and batter expert.
4. Why did the drummer break up with his metronome? It couldn’t keep time.
5. What’s a drummer’s favorite type of fish? A drumfish, of course!
6. Why did the drummer go to the library? He wanted to check out a book on drum rolls.
7. What do you call a drummer who’s also a detective? A snare-lock Holmes.
8. Why did the drummer go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the hi-hat fever.
9. What do you call a drummer who’s also a chef? A cymbal-ine cook.
10. Why did the drummer bring a trampoline to the concert? He wanted to add some bounce to the beat.
11. What’s a drummer’s favorite type of weather? Thunderstorms, for the natural percussion.
12. Why did the drummer go to the beach? He wanted to practice his paradiddles in the sand.
13. What do you call a drummer who’s also a magician? A drum-cadabra expert.
14. Why did the drummer go to the gym? He wanted to work on his drumming muscles.
15. What’s a drummer’s favorite type of tree? A rhythm tree.
16. Why did the drummer go to the zoo? He wanted to see the bongo drums.
17. What do you call a drummer who’s also a pirate? Arrrgh, a beat-and-booty expert!
18. Why did the drummer go to the bakery? He wanted to buy a dozen drum rolls.
19. What’s a drummer’s favorite type of candy? Drumstick lollipops.
20. Why did the drummer go to the museum? He wanted to see the ancient drum artifacts.
21. What do you call a drummer who’s also a pilot? A flying beat master.
22. Why did the drummer go to the music store? He wanted to buy a new set of cymbals.
23. What’s a drummer’s favorite type of bird? The beatbird.
24. Why did the drummer go to the hardware store? He needed to buy a new drum key.
25. What do you call a drummer who’s also a doctor? Dr. Beat.
26. Why did the drummer go to the amusement park? He wanted to ride the roller-beater.
27. What’s a drummer’s favorite type of car? A beat-mobile.
28. Why did the drummer go to the haunted house? He wanted to meet the ghost of drumming past.
29. What do you call a drummer who’s also a movie star? Tom Beat Cruise.
30. Why did the drummer go to the magic show? He wanted to see the disappearing drum trick.
31. What’s a drummer’s favorite type of book? A beat-thriller.
32. Why did the drummer go to the travel agency? He wanted to book a trip to the Drumming Hall of Fame.
33. What do you call a drummer who’s also a philosopher? Plato the Beatmaster.
34. Why did the drummer go to the art gallery? He wanted to see the masterpiece “The Last Drumbeat.”
35. What’s a drummer’s favorite type of dessert? Drumstick ice cream.
36. Why did the drummer go to the antique store? He wanted to find a vintage snare drum.
37. What do you call a drummer who’s also a chef? Gordon Beat-say.
38. Why did the drummer go to the opera? He wanted to see “The Barber of Beat-ville.”
39. What’s a drummer’s favorite type of holiday? Beat-oween, for all the spooky drum solos!
40. Why did the drummer go to the coffee shop? He needed a caffeine boost for the next gig.
41. What do you call a drummer who’s also a superhero? Captain Beat.
42. Why did the drummer go to the planetarium? He wanted to learn about the constellation Drum-ux.
43. What’s a drummer’s favorite type of dance? The Drum-ba.
44. Why did the drummer go to the zoo? He wanted to see the drumming monkeys.
45. What do you call a drummer who’s also a spy? James Beat, License to Drum.
46. Why did the drummer go to the karaoke bar? He wanted to sing “Take Me Out to the Drum Set.”
47. What’s a drummer’s favorite type of hat? A hi-hat, naturally!
48. Why did the drummer go to the grocery store? He needed to pick up some drumsticks.
49. What do you call a drummer who’s also a poet? Edgar Allan Beat.
50. Why did the drummer go to the beach? He wanted to practice his drumming on the sand.
51. What’s a drummer’s favorite type of drink? A beat smoothie.
52. Why did the drummer go to the fashion show? He wanted to see the latest drumming attire.
53. What do you call a drummer who’s also a movie star? Beat Gable.
54. Why did the drummer go to the toy store? He wanted to buy a mini drum set.
55. What’s a drummer’s favorite type of joke? A knee-slapper about drumming, of course!
56. Why did the drummer go to the florist? He wanted to buy a bouquet of beat-lilies.
57. What do you call a drummer who’s also a teacher? Professor Beat.
58. Why did the drummer go to the jewelry store? He wanted to buy a drum pendant.
59. What’s a drummer’s favorite type of pasta? Drum-ghetti.
60. Why did the drummer go to the circus? He wanted to see the amazing drumming elephants.
61. What do you call a drummer who’s also a gardener? A plant-and-beat expert.
62. Why did the drummer go to the bakery? He wanted to order a drum-shaped cake.
63. What’s a drummer’s favorite type of pizza? Pepper-beat and drumsticks.
64. Why did the drummer go to the spa? He needed to relax after a long drum solo.
65. What do you call a drummer who’s also a scientist? Albert Beatstein.
66. Why did the drummer go to the hardware store? He needed to buy a new drum key.
67. What’s a drummer’s favorite type of sandwich? A drumstick club.
68. Why did the drummer go to the amusement park? He wanted to ride the drum coaster.
69. What do you call a drummer who’s also an astronaut? Neil Beatstrong.
70. Why did the drummer go to the pet store? He wanted to buy a drumming parrot.
71. What’s a drummer’s favorite type of soup? Tomato beat bisque.
72. Why did the drummer go to the bookstore? He wanted to buy a book on drumming techniques.
73. What do you call a drummer who’s also a lawyer? Legal Beat.
74. Why did the drummer go to the farm? He wanted to see the drumming chickens.
75. What’s a drummer’s favorite type of salad? Beet and drumstick salad.
