Ahoy, my adventurous friends! Are you ready to embark on a cruise but afraid of the dull and monotonous waves? Look no further because I have just the cure for your sea-sickness.
As someone who has wandered far and wide with a passion for laughter, I’ve sailed across the world’s oceans to bring you the most side-splitting jokes about cruises that will leave you in stitches!
List of Jokes About Cruises
1. Why did the cruise ship visit the bakery? Because it kneaded a vacation!
2. What do you call a pirate’s favorite mode of transportation? A cruise ship-arr!
3. Why did the ghost go on a cruise? To have a boo-tiful time!
4. What do you call a cruise ship that sings? A sea-phony!
5. Why did the cruise ship always win at poker? It had a lot of decks!
6. What did the ocean say to the cruise ship? Nothing, it just waved!
7. What did the cruise ship chef say to the passengers? Be prepared to sea food!
8. Why did the pirate go on a cruise instead of robbing a ship? He wanted a break from the plank!
9. What’s a cruise ship’s favorite game? Shuffleboard!
10. How did the cruise ship propose to its sweetheart? With a ring-a-ding at sea!
11. Why did the cruise ship bring a ladder? For its upper deck-oration!
12. What’s a cruise ship’s favorite type of music? Sea shanties!
13. How does a cruise ship communicate with other ships? It sends them a buoy-o!
14. Why did the cruise ship join a gym? It wanted to stay shipshape!
15. What do you call a cruise ship that likes to gamble? A high seas-roller!
16. Why did the pirate book a cruise ship vacation? He heard it had arrr-mazing entertainment!
17. What did the ocean say to the cruise ship’s captain? Nothing, it just gave him a big wave!
18. Why did the cruise ship bring a broom? It wanted to sweep the passengers off their feet!
19. What do you call a cruise ship that loves math? A fractional liner!
20. Why did the cruise ship start a band? It wanted to make some wave-lengthy music!
21. What did the cruise ship say to the lighthouse? Watch out, I’m cruisin’ here!
22. Why did the cruise ship go to school? To learn how to make waves!
23. What do you call a cruise ship that tells jokes? A funny vessel!
24. Why did the cruise ship hire a magician? For some high-seas-tertainment!
25. What’s a cruise ship’s favorite type of dessert? Shipwreck-a-late!
26. Why did the cruise ship become a comedian? It wanted to sail the laughter!
27. What do you call a cruise ship that likes to dance? A boogie ship!
28. Why did the cruise ship start a garden? It wanted to grow its own seaweed!
29. What’s a cruise ship’s favorite dance move? The tango-liner!
30. Why did the pirate go on a cruise with his parrot? Because Polly wanted a vacation, too!
31. What do you call a cruise ship that’s afraid of the ocean? A land-lover liner!
32. Why did the cruise ship bring a map to dinner? So it could navigate the menu!
33. What’s a cruise ship’s favorite game show? Wheel of Fortuna!
34. Why did the cruise ship become an artist? It loved to paint the town blue!
35. What do you call a cruise ship that’s always cold? An ice breaker!
36. Why did the cruise ship start a book club? It wanted to embark on new adventures!
37. What’s a cruise ship’s favorite sport? Water polo!
38. Why did the pirate refuse to go on a cruise ship? He didn’t want to get aboard!
39. What do you call a cruise ship that’s really good at math? An arithmetic-of-the-seas!
40. Why did the cruise ship start a comedy club? It wanted to make people laugh on the high seas!
41. What’s a cruise ship’s favorite type of movie? Sea-nema!
42. Why did the cruise ship take a cooking class? It wanted to spice things up at sea!
43. What do you call a cruise ship that’s also a magician? An illu-liner!
44. Why did the cruise ship become a lifeguard? It loved to make waves!
45. What’s a cruise ship’s favorite type of exercise? Aqua aerobics!
46. Why did the pirate captain love going on cruises? He enjoyed the ship of things to come!
47. What do you call a cruise ship that’s also a detective? A ship-sleuth!
48. Why did the cruise ship bring a camera? For the ship-shots!
49. What’s a cruise ship’s favorite type of seafood? Shrimp-ly the best!
50. Why did the cruise ship become a singer? It had a great sea-titude!
51. What do you call a cruise ship that’s always prepared? A well-equipped vessel!
52. Why did the pirate bring a parrot on the cruise ship? Because it wanted to give Polly a cracker!
53. What’s a cruise ship’s favorite TV show? Sea-same Street!
54. Why did the cruise ship become a photographer? It loved capturing those memorable moments at sea!
55. What do you call a cruise ship that loves art? A masterpiece-a-vessel!
56. Why did the cruise ship start a dance troupe? It wanted to waltz on water!
57. What’s a cruise ship’s favorite instrument? A sax-a-yacht!
58. Why did the cruise ship bring a dictionary? To look up the meaning of “shore”!
59. What do you call a cruise ship that’s also a magician’s assistant? A presto-liner!
60. Why did the cruise ship join a choir? It wanted to be a part of a harmonious voyage!
61. What’s a cruise ship’s favorite board game? Monopoly on the high seas!
62. Why did the pirate captain go on a cruise ship? He wanted to find his sea-legends!
63. What do you call a cruise ship that’s always happy? A jolly sailor vessel!
64. Why did the cruise ship bring a telescope? To spot dolphins and other sea-creatures!
65. What’s a cruise ship’s favorite type of fruit? Watermelon…ship!
66. Why did the cruise ship become a fashion designer? It loved creating stylish waves!
67. What do you call a cruise ship that’s always organized? A shipshape vessel!
68. Why did the cruise ship start a chess club? It wanted to conquer the sea-board!
69. What’s a cruise ship’s favorite social media platform? Insta-sea-gram!
70. Why did the cruise ship bring binoculars to the party? So it could see the horizon and beyond!
71. What do you call a cruise ship that’s always sleepy? A nap-tain vessel!
72. Why did the cruise ship become a poet? It loved sailing through the sea of words!
73. What’s a cruise ship’s favorite type of chocolate? Seas-alicious!
74. Why did the cruise ship start a yoga class? It wanted to find inner peace on the open sea!
75. What do you call a cruise ship that’s also a comedian? A laughter-liner!
