If you’re looking to add some humor to your biology classroom, then search no further! As a seasoned student of the inner workings of cells, I know firsthand that laughter is sometimes the best medicine when it comes to grasping those tricky concepts.
Today, we’ve got a collection of hilarious cell jokes and puns that are sure to put a smile on your face and make you the talk of the town (or at least your class). So grab your lab coat and get ready for some side-splitting fun as we explore the wacky world of cells!
List of Jokes About Cells
1. Why did the mitochondria go to the party? Because it had a lot of energy to spare!
2. What did one cell say to the other cell that wanted to start a band? “You’ve got potential, but you need to find your nucleus!”
3. How does a cell phone greet its friends? “Call-oh! Nice to see you!”
4. Why did the immune cell refuse to fight? It wanted to take a “cell-fie” instead!
5. What did one cell say to the other cell that stepped on its foot? “You’ve really got some nerve!”
6. Why did the cell go to therapy? It needed help with its self-esteem!
7. How did the cell feel after a long day at work? Exhausted!
8. Why did the cell eat breakfast? It needed to fuel up for the busy day ahead!
9. What did the cell say to its sibling cell during an argument? “Don’t burst my bubble!”
10. Why did the amoeba never win at poker? Because it was always splitting!
11. What do you call a cell that can sing? A melodious!
12. Why did the cell always bring a ladder to the party? Because it wanted to reach the highest energy level!
13. What did one cell say to the other cell that stole its lunch? “You’ve got some serious taste!”
14. Why did the cell skip the party? It didn’t want to divide its attention!
15. How does a plant cell answer the phone? “Cell-ow! Who’s calling?”
16. Why did the golgi apparatus win the award? It was outstanding in its field!
17. What do you call a cell that’s messy? A dirty-iod!
18. Why did the cell get a promotion? It had a great nucleus for leadership!
19. What do you get when you cross a cell with a famous comedian? Cell-arious!
20. Why did the neuron feel depressed? It had too many down signals!
21. What did the cell say to the sick cell? “Get well ‘plasma’ you’re feeling better!”
22. Why did the white blood cell become a comedian? It had killer jokes!
23. What did one cell say to the other cell during a romantic date? “I’m falling for you, cytoplasm!”
24. Why did the cell feel like a superstar? Because it had a starring role in mitosis!
25. How does a cell apologize? “I’m really sorry, I didn’t mean to divide us!”
26. Why did the cell go to therapy? It had a membrane breakdown!
27. What did one cell say to the other cell that couldn’t keep a secret? “You’ve got a leaky membrane!”
28. How does a cell make important decisions? It consults its nucleotide!
29. Why did the cell stay in shape? It was a fitness enthusiast!
30. What did one cell say to the other cell that was always late? “You really need to step up your cytoskeleton!”
31. Why did the cell’s date go poorly? There was no chemistry between them!
32. What did the cell say when it won the lottery? “I’m going to buy a new plasma TV!”
33. Why did the cell always win at poker? It had great “cell”-bluff!
34. How does a cell ask for a loan? “Can I borrow some cytoplasm?”
35. What do you call a cell that’s a great singer? A chroma-ton!
36. Why did the cell always have good manners? It was well-rounded!
37. What did one cell say to the other cell that was feeling down? “You’ve got to stay positive!”
38. How did the cell impress its friends? It had an impressive organelle!
39. Why did the cell go to the therapist? It had trouble expressing itself!
40. What did the cell say to its friend after a long day? “I need to unwind and relax my membrane!”
41. Why did the cell fail the driving test? It couldn’t find its cell membrane!
42. How does a cell celebrate a birthday? With a cellular cake!
43. What do you call a cell that can play the piano? A cell-ist!
44. Why did the cell get a ticket? It was caught speeding through the cytoplasm!
45. How does a cell make decisions? It consults its nucleic acids!
46. Why did the cell take up gardening? It wanted to cultivate its green genes!
47. What did one cell say to the other cell that was being lazy? “Get moving, or you’ll get cell-u-lazy!”
48. Why did the cell get nominated for an award? It had outstanding cellular service!
49. What do you call a cell that’s always studying? A brain-cell!
50. Why did the cell go to the gym? It wanted to work on its “muscle-skeleton”!
51. What did one cell say to the other cell that needed a confidence boost? “You’ve got the DNA of a winner!”
52. How does a cell tell a joke? It uses its funny bone!
53. Why did the cell feel cold? It lost its mitotic blanket!
54. What do you call a cell that can dance? A pro-karyote!
55. Why did the cell get promoted at work? It had outstanding cellular performance!
56. How does a cell solve a problem? It divides and conquers!
57. What did one cell say to the other cell that was procrastinating? “Stop stalling, we’ve got work to do!”
58. Why did the cell visit the doctor? It wasn’t feeling “nucleus” well!
59. What do you call a cell that loves to travel? A globetrotter!
60. Why did the cell buy a new car? Its old one had too many “mito-condi-tions”!
61. What did one cell say to the other cell that got a new haircut? “You’re looking “cell”-a good!”
62. How does a cell go on vacation? It packs its cytoplasmic suitcase!
63. Why did the cell become a musician? It had great “cell”-ist skills!
64. What did the cell say when it made a mistake? “Oops, I dropped a nucleotide!”
65. How does a cell apologize for being late? “Sorry, my cytoplasm got stuck in traffic!”
66. Why did the cell bring a map to the party? It didn’t want to get lost in the cellular maze!
67. What do you call a cell that’s good at math? An excel-l!
68. Why did the cell win the game show? It had all the right answers on its cell-wall!
69. How does a cell stay organized? It uses its nucleus as a planner!
70. What did one cell say to the other cell that was feeling sad? “Don’t worry, things will start looking up!”
71. Why did the cell start a band? It wanted to create “cell”-ebrities!
72. How does a cell become a leader? It shows great “cell”-fidence!
73. What did one cell say to the other cell that was feeling lost? “You’ll find your way, just follow your cytoplasm!”
74. Why did the cell become an actor? It wanted to perform cellular drama!
75. How does a cell express excitement? “Wow, that’s nucleus!”
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