Hey there! Feeling a little down as the days get shorter and the air gets cooler? Don’t worry, I’ve got just the thing to brighten your day – some silly autumn jokes! There’s no denying that fall is in full swing, with all the colorful leaves and pumpkin-flavored everything. So why not add some laughs into the mix? Get ready for 75 rib-tickling puns and quips about this wonderful season we’re in. Whether you’re a fan of crunchy leaves or cozy sweaters (or both!), these jokes are guaranteed to have you giggling like a kid jumping into a big pile of leaves. So grab yourself a hot drink and settle in for some autumn-inspired humor!
List of Jokes About Autumn
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a tree that loses all its leaves in autumn? Naked!
3. Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green!
4. How do trees get on the internet? They log in!
5. What did one autumn leaf say to another? “I’m falling for you!”
6. Why did the leaf blush? Because it saw the autumn colors!
7. Why did the skeleton go to the autumn party alone? Because it had no body to go with!
8. What did the big leaf say to the little leaf? “I’m falling for you too!”
9. What did the tree say to autumn? “I’m falling for you every year!”
10. Why did the leaf take a vacation? It needed to unwind!
11. How do trees get their morning coffee? They brew it themselves!
12. What is a tree’s favorite social media platform? Stumblr!
13. Why did the acorn go to school? To become a mighty oak!
14. What do you call a squirrel holding an umbrella in autumn? A shade-seeker!
15. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
16. Why did the scarecrow become a successful businessman? He was outstanding in his field!
17. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!
18. How do trees talk to each other in the fall? They leave each other messages!
19. What did the leaf say when it fell off the tree? “I’m falling, leave me alone!”
20. Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal!
21. What do you call a pumpkin that plays sports? A squash!
22. Why was the math book sad during autumn? It had too many problems!
23. How do trees get into movies? They audition for the role!
24. What did one autumn leaf say to another at the gym? “Let’s turn over a new leaf!”
25. Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian? It had great corny jokes!
26. What do you get if you cross a tree with a ghost? Bamboo!
27. Why did the scarecrow always carry a ladder? It wanted to reach for the stars!
28. How do trees get their hair cut? With branches!
29. What did the leaf say to the grass? “I’m falling and I can’t get up!”
30. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its corn field!
31. What did one autumn leaf say to another during an argument? “Let’s leaf it behind!”
32. How do you organize an autumn party? You plan it leaf by leaf!
33. Why do trees make terrible comedians? Their bark is worse than their bite!
34. What do you call a pumpkin that tells jokes? A funny gourd!
35. Why did the leaf bring a flashlight to the party? It wanted to be a shining example!
36. What do you call a tree that’s always grumpy in autumn? A sycamore!
37. How do trees get on each other’s nerves? They make bark calls!
38. Why did the scarecrow go on a diet? It had too much stuffing!
39. What did the leaf say when it fell in love? “I’m falling head over heels!”
40. How do trees get around town in the fall? They take the trunk line!
41. Why did the acorn never want to play baseball? It was afraid of getting bunted!
42. What did one autumn leaf say to another on a windy day? “Hang in there!”
43. How do trees express themselves in the fall? They turn over a new leaf!
44. Why did the scarecrow become a singer? It had great straw-tenor voice!
45. What do you call a leaf that tells tall tales? A fib-leaf!
46. Why was the math book sad during autumn? It had too many problems to solve!
47. How do trees solve conflicts in the fall? They branch out and compromise!
48. What do you get if you cross a tree with a dog? A bark tree!
49. Why did the scarecrow blush? Because it had a corny joke!
50. How do trees keep track of their expenses? They log them!
51. What do you call a pumpkin that plays music? A gourdian!
52. Why was the scarecrow good at solving mysteries? It had a great sense of corn-der!
53. What did the leaf say to the rain? “Leaf me alone!”
54. How do trees prepare for autumn? They make sure to branch out!
55. Why did the scarecrow become a politician? It was good at pulling strings!
56. What do you call a tree that always forgets things? An absent-mind maple!
57. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With pumpkin patches!
58. Why did the scarecrow bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to be a high-flier!
59. What did the leaf say when it fell in love with a tree? “I’ve got wood for you!”
60. Why did the pumpkin go to the baseball game? It heard they were handing out gourds!
61. How do trees communicate during autumn? They give each other high-fives!
62. What do you call a pumpkin that can sing opera? A squash diva!
63. Why did the scarecrow always carry a dictionary? It wanted to improve its vocabulary!
64. How do trees solve problems in the fall? They take a leaf of faith!
65. What do you get when you cross a tree and a snake? A branch manager!
66. Why did the leaf bring a map to the autumn party? It wanted to be well-versed in falling!
67. What did the autumn leaf say to the winter snowflake? “I’m falling for you, but you’re so cold!”
68. How do trees navigate through the fall season? They use their g-leaf system!
69. Why did the scarecrow start a band? It wanted to make some haywire music!
70. What did one autumn leaf say to another on a sunny day? “Leaf me alone, I’m photosynthesizing!”
71. How do trees stay in shape during autumn? They do branch presses!
72. Why did the scarecrow start a bakery? It wanted to make some dough!
73. What do you call a pumpkin that’s lost in the woods? A gourd-geous adventurer!
74. Why did the leaf bring an umbrella to the autumn party? It wanted to be a shady character!
75. How do trees prepare for Halloween? They make sure to dress up in their best autumnal attire!
