Are you ready to have a good laugh? If so, we’ve got 75 hilarious jokes about the one and only Aggies that are sure to tickle your funny bone. You’ll discover what makes these folks in Texas truly unique – from their love of football to their affinity for cowboy boots. There’s just something about the Aggie culture and traditions that make them stand out from the crowd. Whether you’re a bona fide Texan or simply on the hunt for some side-splitting humor, this article is right up your alley! So why not dive in headfirst and get ready for some serious laughs?
List of Jokes About Aggies
1. How did the Aggie die from drinking milk? The cow fell on him!
2. How do you confuse an Aggie? Ask him to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms!
3. How do you drown an Aggie? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool!
4. How do you get an Aggie out of a tree? Wave to him!
5. How do you get an Aggie to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes!
6. How do you keep an Aggie busy? Write “flip” on both sides of a piece of paper!
7. How do you know an Aggie has been sending faxes? There’s hay in the fax machine!
8. How do you know an Aggie has been using a computer? There are hoofprints on the keyboard!
9. How do you know an Aggie has been using a fax machine? There’s hay jammed in the paper tray!
10. How do you know an Aggie has been using the ATM? There’s straw sticking out of the card slot!
11. How do you know an Aggie has been using the computer? There’s whiteout on the screen!
12. What did the Aggie say after he graduated? “Would you like fries with that?”
13. What did the Aggie say to his horse when it ran away? “Whoa, Nelly! Come back, I’m lost without you!”
14. What did the Aggie say to the carrot? “You’re root-ing for me, right?”
15. What did the Aggie say to the cornfield? “I’m stalk-ing you!”
16. What did the Aggie say to the haystack? “Hay there! Looking sharp!”
17. What did the Aggie say to the haystack? “I’m needle in a haystack, can you find me?”
18. What did the Aggie say to the scarecrow? “Nice straw-talking to you!”
19. What did the Aggie say to the wheat field? “You’re grain!”
20. What did the Aggie say when he saw a sign that said “Don’t feed the animals”? “But they look hungry, should I give them some fertilizer?”
21. What did the Aggie say when he saw a sign that said “No pets allowed”? “But I brought my prize-winning pig, Bacon!”
22. What did the Aggie say when he saw a sign that said “No swimming”? “But I brought my inflatable duck floatie!”
23. What did the Aggie say when he saw a UFO? “Dude, is that a new brand of tractor?”
24. What do you call an Aggie in a suit? The defendant!
25. What do you call an Aggie who becomes a magician? A sorcery farmer!
26. What do you call an Aggie who becomes a rapper? A farm-aceutical artist!
27. What do you call an Aggie who becomes a stand-up comedian? A crop jester!
28. What do you call an Aggie who owns a smartphone? A farmer in the dell!
29. What do you call an Aggie who takes up gardening? A plant whisperer!
30. What do you call an Aggie who tells cheesy jokes? A farmer comedian!
31. What do you call an Aggie who tells jokes? A pun-try farmer!
32. What do you call an Aggie with a Ph.D.? A scholar farmer!
33. What do you call an Aggie with a sheep under each arm? A pimp!
34. What do you call an Aggie with half a brain? Gifted!
35. Why did the Aggie bring a car battery to the theater? Because he wanted to experience some “live” action!
36. Why did the Aggie bring a ladder to the amusement park? Because he wanted to take his excitement to new heights!
37. Why did the Aggie bring a ladder to the bakery? Because he wanted to rise to the occasion!
38. Why did the Aggie bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
39. Why did the Aggie bring a ladder to the coffee shop? Because he wanted to reach the “high-percolate” blend!
40. Why did the Aggie bring a ladder to the concert? Because he wanted to “elevate” his music appreciation!
41. Why did the Aggie bring a ladder to the garden? Because he wanted to reach the “peak” of his horticultural skills!
42. Why did the Aggie bring a ladder to the gym? Because he wanted to step up his fitness game!
43. Why did the Aggie bring a ladder to the library? Because he wanted to reach the highest shelf of “IQ for Dummies”!
44. Why did the Aggie bring a ladder to the movie theater? Because he wanted a “heightened” cinematic experience!
45. Why did the Aggie bring a ladder to the museum? Because he wanted to “ascend” to the highest level of culture!
46. Why did the Aggie bring a ladder to the park? Because he wanted to climb to the “pinnacle” of fun!
47. Why did the Aggie bring a ladder to the stadium? Because he wanted a “step up” in his sports viewing experience!
48. Why did the Aggie bring a ladder to the swimming pool? Because he heard the water was high in “tide”!
49. Why did the Aggie bring a ladder to the theater? Because he heard the show had a “high” rating!
50. Why did the Aggie bring a ladder to the zoo? Because he wanted to be “up close and personal” with the giraffes!
51. Why did the Aggie bring a rake to the casino? He heard it was a good place to rake in some winnings!
52. Why did the Aggie buy a ladder with Siri installed? He wanted high-tech assistance in climbing!
53. Why did the Aggie put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make liquid assets!
54. Why did the Aggie put his money in the oven? Because he wanted to make some dough!
55. Why did the Aggie stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said “concentrate”!
56. Why did the Aggie stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said “concentrate”!
57. Why did the Aggie stare at the orange juice carton? Because it said “concentrate”!
58. Why did the Aggie take a bicycle to the office? Because he wanted to pedal his way to productivity!
59. Why did the Aggie take a hammock to the construction site? Because he wanted to take a “rest-struction” break!
60. Why did the Aggie take a hammock to the gym? Because he wanted to work on his “resting” muscles!
61. Why did the Aggie take a ladder to the bar? Because the bartender said the drinks were on the house!
62. Why did the Aggie take a magnifying glass to the beach? Because he wanted to find the sand’s hidden talents!
63. Why did the Aggie take a mirror to the desert? Because he wanted to see a mirage up close!
64. Why did the Aggie take a nap on the football field? Because he wanted to tackle his dreams!
65. Why did the Aggie take a pillow to the amusement park? Because he wanted to ride the “roller snoozer”!
66. Why did the Aggie take a pogo stick to the library? Because he wanted to bounce back into reading!
67. Why did the Aggie take a ruler to bed? To see how long he slept!
68. Why did the Aggie take a shovel to the beach? Because he wanted to dig for buried treasure… or maybe just some worms!
69. Why did the Aggie take a sleeping bag to the restaurant? Because he wanted to have a “food nap”!
70. Why did the Aggie take a spoon to the Super Bowl? Because he heard there would be a lot of turnovers!
71. Why did the Aggie take a suitcase to the bank? Because he wanted to invest in “checking” his funds!
72. Why did the Aggie take a trampoline to the dentist? Because he wanted to bounce back from toothaches!
73. Why did the Aggie take a unicycle to the supermarket? Because he wanted to balance his shopping list!
74. Why did the Aggie take his typewriter to the bar? Because he wanted to have a few drinks and then write home about it!
75. Why don’t Aggies eat bananas? They can’t find the zipper!
