Are you a die-hard Baltimore Ravens fan on the prowl for some good-natured ribbing? Or maybe you’re just someone who enjoys cracking witty jokes about all things athletic? Either way, I’ve got your back!
So whether you need a pick-me-up after a tough loss or just want to show off your wit at tailgates and watch parties (once it’s safe again), these jokes will do just the trick!
List of Baltimore Ravens Jokes
1. Why did the Baltimore Ravens bring a ladder to the game? Because they wanted to “climb” to victory!
2. What do you call a Baltimore Raven with no eyes? Still a great team, they’ve got “Ravensight”!
3. Why did the Baltimore Ravens bring a broom to the game? Because they wanted to “sweep” the competition!
4. How do Baltimore Ravens players stay cool during a game? They stand near the “Ravenshade”!
5. What do you call a raven that can play football? A “touchdown crow”!
6. Why did the Baltimore Ravens hire a chef? Because they wanted to make “Ravens Stew”!
7. What’s a Baltimore Raven’s favorite type of exercise? Wing-ercise!
8. Why did the Baltimore Ravens bring a trumpet to the game? Because they wanted to “raven” up the crowd!
9. What do you call a raven who scores a touchdown? A “raven-hater”!
10. Why did the Baltimore Ravens wear sunscreen? To protect themselves from “raven” damage!
11. How did the Baltimore Ravens celebrate their victory? They “crow”-ded the field!
12. Why do Baltimore Ravens players always carry a compass? So they can “raven”-ously find the end zone!
13. What did the Baltimore Ravens say to the football? “I’m going to catch you with my “ravenging” hands!”
14. Why did the Baltimore Ravens go to the bakery? They wanted some “Raven Rolls”!
15. How do Baltimore Ravens players stay focused during a game? They have “raven”-ous concentration!
16. What do you call a group of Ravens fans? A “murder” of fans!
17. Why did the Baltimore Ravens visit the bank? They wanted to make a “raven”ue deposit!
18. How do Baltimore Ravens players keep in shape during the offseason? They have intense “raven” workouts!
19. Why did the Baltimore Ravens players wear raincoats to practice? They wanted to protect themselves from “ravendrops”!
20. What do you call a Raven who wins a Super Bowl? A “champion corvid”!
21. Why did the Baltimore Ravens bring an umbrella to the game? Because it was going to be a “raven”-ing downpour!
22. How do Baltimore Ravens players keep track of their stats? They have a “raven”-ue book!
23. What do you call a Ravens fan who can’t stop talking about the team? A “ravendomaniac”!
24. Why did the Baltimore Ravens bring a hairbrush to the game? They wanted to keep their feathers “raven”-dy!
25. What do Ravens players eat for breakfast? Raven Bran cereal!
26. Why did the Baltimore Ravens bring a flashlight to the game? They wanted to “raven”-ge the darkness!
27. What do you call a raven who becomes a comedian? A “funny feathered” friend!
28. Why did the Baltimore Ravens bring a calculator to the game? They wanted to “raven”-ue their score!
29. How do Baltimore Ravens players communicate on the field? They have a “raven”-ous vocabulary!
30. What do you call a raven that’s a great dancer? A “raven”-gently skilled performer!
31. Why did the Baltimore Ravens players join a band? They wanted to play “raven”-ous music!
32. How do Baltimore Ravens players relax after a game? They take a “raven”-ishing bath!
33. What do you call a raven who plays quarterback? A “throwing crow”!
34. Why did the Baltimore Ravens bring a map to the game? They didn’t want to get “raven”-ed!
35. How do Ravens players travel to away games? On “raven”-ous buses!
36. What do Baltimore Ravens fans do during the offseason? They “raven”-ously await the next season!
37. Why did the Baltimore Ravens bring a magnifying glass to the game? They wanted to “raven”-age their opponents!
38. How do Baltimore Ravens players organize their playbook? They use “raven”-ous page markers!
39. What do Ravens players like to do in their free time? They go bird-“raven”ging!
40. Why did the Baltimore Ravens players wear sunglasses to practice? To protect their “raven”-eous eyes from the sun!
41. How do Ravens players avoid getting lost on the field? They follow their “raven”-ous instincts!
42. What do you call a raven who loves math? A “number-craven”!
43. Why did the Baltimore Ravens players wear noise-canceling headphones? To block out the “raven”-ous crowd noise!
44. How do Baltimore Ravens players stay positive during a tough game? They have a “raven”-ous attitude!
45. What do Ravens players do when they can’t sleep? They count “raven”-s!
46. Why did the Baltimore Ravens bring a camera to the game? They wanted to capture all the “raven”-tastic moments!
47. How do Ravens players handle pressure situations? They “raven”-ge through and stay calm!
48. What do Baltimore Ravens players like to drink during a game? “Raven”-ade!
49. Why did the Baltimore Ravens bring a deck of cards to the game? They wanted to play a little “raven”-turous game!
50. How do Ravens players improve their catching skills? They practice with “raven”-ous determination!
51. What do Baltimore Ravens players say to each other before a game? “Let’s go out and show our ‘raven’-ge!”
52. Why did the Baltimore Ravens players bring binoculars to the game? They wanted to see the game with “raven”-tastic vision!
53. How do Ravens players stay grounded after a big win? They have a “raven”-turous celebration and get back to work!
54. What do you call a raven who is always prepared? A “raven”-ger scout!
55. Why did the Baltimore Ravens players bring a stopwatch to the game? They wanted to “raven”-ge their speed!
56. How do Ravens players stay motivated during tough times? They remember their “raven”-tastic goals!
57. What do Baltimore Ravens players use to clean their uniforms? “Raven”-detergent!
58. Why did the Baltimore Ravens bring a compass to the game? They didn’t want to get “raven”-lost on the field!
59. How do Ravens players show their appreciation to the fans? They give them a “raven”-tastic show!
60. What do you call a raven who loves to read? A “book-raven”!
61. Why did the Baltimore Ravens players bring a mirror to the game? They wanted to reflect their “raven”-ge!
62. How do Ravens players stay calm under pressure? They take a deep “raven”-ous breath!
63. What do Baltimore Ravens players use to fix their equipment? “Raven”-dhesive!
64. Why did the Baltimore Ravens bring a pillow to the game? They wanted to have a “raven”-tastic rest after the win!
65. How do Ravens players handle rainy games? They embrace the “raven”-dous weather!
66. What do you call a raven who is a great dancer? A “raven”-ous twirler!
67. Why did the Baltimore Ravens players bring a diary to the game? They wanted to write about their “raven”-tastic performance!
68. How do Ravens players stay hydrated during a game? They drink plenty of “raven”-age!
69. What do Baltimore Ravens players do when they make a mistake? They “raven”-ge to correct it!
70. Why did the Baltimore Ravens bring a feather duster to the game? They wanted to keep the field “raven”-dy!
71. How do Ravens players stay connected off the field? They have a “raven”-ous bond!
72. What do Baltimore Ravens players wear to bed? “Raven”-amas!
73. Why did the Baltimore Ravens bring a notebook to the game? They wanted to jot down their “raven”-ge plan!
74. How do Ravens players stay focused despite distractions? They have “raven”-like concentration!
75. What do you call a raven who loves to dance ballet? A “raven”-ing ballerina!
