Hello, fellow humans! Are you feeling the Friday vibes yet? It’s that magical day of the week when we can finally unwind from a long workweek and enter weekend mode. But let’s be real, sometimes Fridays can also feel repetitive and dull with the same old jokes floating around. Fear not, my friends! Today I bring you a fresh batch of 10 hilarious jokes about Fridays that will have you rolling on the floor in laughter.
From silly to downright wacky, these jokes are guaranteed to brighten up your day no matter where you are. So get ready to spread some joy and make your friends’ days too with these gems. Trust me, each joke is sure to leave everyone grinning ear-to-ear and excited for next Friday already.
Without further ado, here are 10 side-splitting jokes that’ll take this Friday from ordinary to extraordinary!
List of Jokes About Fridays
1. Why was Friday always the best day for the egg? Because it was Fry-day!
2. What’s the difference between a week and a weak? Five working days.
3. Why do people always say TGIF? Because without Friday, most people wouldn’t know what day it is.
4. What do you call a person who is always happy on Fridays? A weekender.
5. What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
6. Why was the math book sad on Friday afternoon? Because it had too many problems.
7. What did the grape say when it got stepped on all week? Nothing, it just let out a little wine on Friday.
8. Why did the banana go to the doctor on Friday? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
10. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
11. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it was blushing thinking about Friday.
12. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
13. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
14. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants on Friday? In case he got a hole-in-one.
15. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
16. Why was the broom late for work on Friday? It swept through traffic.
17. What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent.
18. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire.
19. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
20. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
21. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it was unripe with envy for Friday.
22. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
23. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire again.
24. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
25. Why was the broom late for work again? It got swept up in a game of Quidditch.
26. What did the grape say when it got stepped on again? “Nothing, I still let out a little wine on Friday.”
27. Why did the cookie go to the doctor again? It was feeling crumbly again.
28. Why did the tomato turn red again? Because it remembered it was Friday.
29. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
30. Why did the scarecrow always win an award? It was outstanding in its field again.
31. What did the janitor say when he finally got out of the closet? “Finally, Friday!”
32. Why was the tomato blushing again? It saw the salad dressing again.
33. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moosician.
34. Why did the golfer wear three pairs of pants on Friday? Just in case.
35. What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell.
36. Why did the snake work for the government again? It wanted to be a civil servant.
37. Why did the cookie go to the doctor again? It was feeling crumbly again.
38. Why did the tomato turn green again? It was still unripe with envy for Friday.
39. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a horse and a well-dressed man on a horse? Attire once more.
40. Why did the chicken cross the playground again? To get to the other slide again.
41. Why was the broom late for work yet again? It was sweeping up some loose ends.
42. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
43. Why did the scarecrow win another award? It was still outstanding in its field.
44. What did the grape say when it got stepped on for the third time? “Seriously, I’m about to wine again.”
45. Why did the tomato turn red again? It was blushing again thinking about Friday again.
46. What do you call a group of cows that play instruments very loudly? A moo-sical band with a beef.
47. Why did the golfer wear four pairs of pants on Friday? Just in case he got a hole-in-four.
48. Why did the cookie go to the doctor for the third time? It was still feeling crumbly.
49. Why did the tomato turn green again? It was still unripe with envy for Friday.
50. What do you call a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? The attire-clown.
51. Why was the broom late for work yet again? It was on a coffee sweep.
52. Why did the snake work for the government again? It was still a civil servant.
53. Why did the scarecrow win another award? It was still outstanding in its field.
54. What did the grape say when it got stepped on again? “I’m not whining, I’m fermenting.”
55. Why did the tomato turn red again? It was blushing again, but this time about how many Friday jokes there are.
