Hey there, folks! Looking for a good laugh and an adventure in the great outdoors? Well, you’ve stumbled upon just the spot! I’ve put together this collection of 75 side-splitting jokes about our national parks.
Whether you’re gearing up for your next expedition or simply need a giggle break, come with me on a journey through some of the most stunning landscapes in America – all while cracking each other up one joke at a time!
List of Jokes About National Parks
1. Why did the bear bring a map to the national park? Because it didn’t want to get lost in “bear territory”!
2. What do you call a deer with no eyes at a national park? No-eye deer!
3. Why did the squirrel bring a backpack to the national park? Because it wanted to be a “nutty” traveler!
4. How do trees get online at national parks? They log in!
5. Why don’t bears use cell phones at national parks? Because they can’t bear the roaming charges!
6. What’s a park ranger’s favorite type of music? Woodstock!
7. How do park rangers stay dry during rainstorms? They use “bear” umbrellas!
8. Why did the bird refuse to play hide-and-seek at the national park? Because it was always “cheeping”!
9. How do park rangers keep their food from being stolen by bears? They use “bear”-proof containers!
10. What did the tree say to the hiker? I’m falling for you!
11. Why did the mushroom get invited to all the national park parties? Because it was a “fungi” to be with!
12. How do trees get around the national park? They “branch” out!
13. What’s a bear’s favorite type of music at the national park? Rock and “roll”!
14. Why did the camper bring a ladder to the national park? Because they wanted to “climb” the ranks of nature!
15. How do birds pay for their camping fees at national parks? With “tweet” cards!
16. What did the park ranger say to the lost hiker? I’ll help you “find” your way!
17. Why do trees make terrible comedians at national parks? Because their jokes always “fall” flat!
18. What’s a hiker’s favorite type of math at the national park? Logarithms!
19. Why don’t bears wear shoes in the national park? Because they have “bear” feet!
20. What’s a park ranger’s favorite insect at the national park? A “butterfly”!
21. Why did the park ranger bring a ladder to the national park? Because they wanted to reach new “heights”!
22. How did the squirrel get to the top of the tree in the national park? It acorn-bat mission!
23. What did the mountain say to the hill at the national park? You’re really “peaking” my interest!
24. Why did the mosquito go to the national park? Because it heard there was “lots” of people to bite!
25. What’s a bear’s favorite exercise at the national park? Bearobics!
26. Why did the park ranger bring a sewing kit to the national park? Because they wanted to “patch” things up with nature!
27. How do trees access the internet at national parks? They “log” on!
28. Why did the owl get a promotion at the national park? Because it was a wise “move”!
29. What do you call a bear with no teeth at a national park? A “gummy” bear!
30. Why did the fish get kicked out of the national park? Because it was “fin”-tastic at swimming!
31. What’s a park ranger’s favorite kind of math at the national park? Geometry, because it’s all about “angles”!
32. Why did the bear become a park ranger at the national park? Because it wanted to be in “charge” of the wilderness!
33. How do trees communicate at national parks? They use “tree”mail!
34. What do you call a squirrel with a map at the national park? An “explorer”!
35. Why did the mushroom always win at poker games in the national park? Because it had the best “spore”!
36. What did the park ranger say to the beaver at the national park? Nice “dam” work!
37. Why do trees never go to the national park parties? Because they’re “stumped” on what to wear!
38. What’s a hiker’s favorite dance at the national park? The “canteen” twist!
39. Why did the fox bring a camera to the national park? Because it wanted to “capture” the wildlife!
40. How do park rangers keep track of their camping gear at national parks? They “tent” to it!
41. What did the waterfall say to the river at the national park? Let’s keep the “flow” going!
42. Why do bears never get lost in the national park? Because they have a “natural” sense of direction!
43. What’s a park ranger’s favorite planet at the national park? Mars, because it’s “out of this world”!
44. Why did the squirrel bring an umbrella to the national park? Because it heard it was going to be a “rain-nut”!
45. How do birds pay for their snacks at national parks? With “beak”on cards!
46. What do you call a tree that brings good luck at the national park? A “four-leafed” pine!
47. Why did the park ranger bring a guitar to the national park? Because they wanted to “rock” out with nature!
48. What’s a hiker’s favorite instrument at the national park? A “trek”ulele!
49. Why did the snake bring a measuring tape to the national park? Because it wanted to see how long the trails were!
50. How do trees get their morning caffeine fix at national parks? They “brew” it themselves!
51. Why did the squirrel wear sunglasses to the national park? Because it didn’t want to be recognized as a “nut”!
52. What did the park ranger say to the deer at the national park? Don’t be “afraid,” I’m here to help!
53. Why did the frog bring a camera to the national park? Because it wanted to “leap”turing memories!
54. What’s a bear’s favorite type of sandwich at the national park? Peanut “bear” and jelly!
55. Why do trees never get into arguments at national parks? Because they always “leaf” their differences behind!
56. What did the park ranger say to the lost camper at the national park? You’re in “good hands”!
57. Why did the butterfly refuse to leave the national park? Because it was enjoying its “free”dom!
58. How do birds travel long distances at national parks? They “wing” it!
59. What’s a park ranger’s favorite game at the national park? “Capture the Flag” with the squirrels!
60. Why did the park ranger bring a telescope to the national park? To get a “clear” view of the wildlife!
61. How do trees apologize to each other at national parks? They “branch” out and make amends!
62. What did the bear say to the tree at the national park? You’re “rooting” for me, right?
63. Why did the snake bring a backpack to the national park? Because it wanted to “s-s-s-s-s-s-store” its belongings!
64. How do birds find their way back to their nests at national parks? They follow the “tweet”!
65. What’s a hiker’s favorite snack at the national park? Trail “mix”!
66. Why did the park ranger bring a magnifying glass to the national park? To “focus” on the little things in nature!
67. What did the mountain goat say to the hiker at the national park? You’re “climbing” the right way!
68. Why do birds make great comedians at national parks? Because their jokes always “fly” high!
69. What’s a park ranger’s favorite type of tree at the national park? A “pine”-apple tree!
70. Why did the campfire get invited to all the national park parties? Because it always brings the “heat”!
71. How do park rangers keep the peace at national parks? They mediate “forest” disputes!
72. What did the tree say to the squirrel at the national park? I’m “rooting” for you!
73. Why did the park ranger bring a deck of cards to the national park? Because they wanted to play a game of “wild”life!
74. What’s a bear’s favorite snack at the national park? Salmon “bear”-ritos!
75. Why do trees never go on roller coasters at national parks? Because they’re “tree”-mendously afraid of heights!
