Hey, we all know that laughing is one of life’s greatest pleasures. You know the feeling – when you hear a joke so good your belly hurts from how hard you’re cracking up? This article is jam-packed with 75 rib-tickling jokes about Auburn that are sure to keep you grinning for days on end.
So sit back, relax (maybe grab a snack), and get ready to laugh until your sides ache as we explore all the little quirks that make Auburn such a special place. Trust me – this is one ride worth taking!
List of Jokes About Auburn
1. Why did the Auburn football player bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
2. What did the Auburn professor say to the student who wasn’t paying attention? Don’t be an Auburn-tion seeker!
3. How did the Auburn Tigers celebrate their championship win? They took a leap on the War Eagle roller coaster!
4. Why did the Auburn fan bring a ladder to the bookstore? To find the high-flying books about Tigers!
5. What do you call an Auburn fan who loses their voice at every game? A silent War Eagle!
6. Why did the Auburn marching band bring a compass to the football game? So they wouldn’t get lost on the War Eagle Highway!
7. What do you call an Auburn student who can solve a Rubik’s Cube in under a minute? A genius, because it usually takes longer than that!
8. How do you make an Auburn fan’s day? Tell them they’re going to the Iron Bowl!
9. What do you get when you mix an Auburn fan with a comedian? A laugh-tern!
10. Why did the Auburn fan bring a ladder to the grocery store? To reach the top shelf for some War Eagle-brand snacks!
11. How do Auburn students make their dorm rooms smell better? They put an “Air Fresh-wings” sign on the door!
12. What do you call an Auburn football player with a doctorate? A smart Tiger!
13. Why did the Auburn student take a nap in the library? They heard it was a good place to catch some “Z’s”!
14. What’s an Auburn fan’s favorite type of exercise? Warrior-cise!
15. How do you keep an Auburn fan in suspense? I’ll tell you after the game!
16. Why did the Auburn professor bring a football to class? To teach a lesson in “pigskinematics”!
17. What do you call an Auburn fan who has taken over the world? An “Aubur-nator”!
18. Why did the Auburn fan bring a ladder to the movie theater? Because they wanted the best view of “War Eagle: The Movie”!
19. How many Auburn fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they’ll spend all day talking about how great the old one was!
20. What do you call an Auburn football player who can play the guitar? A strumming Tiger!
21. Why did the Auburn fan bring a ladder to the concert? To get a closer look at the War Eagle Band!
22. How do you make an Auburn fan laugh on game day? Tell them a “War Eagle-ious” joke!
23. What’s an Auburn fan’s favorite kind of pie? War Pecan!
24. Why did the Auburn student bring a ladder to the gym? To reach new heights in their workout!
25. How do Auburn fans make decisions? They flip a coin and call it “Tails”!
26. What’s an Auburn fan’s favorite type of music? War-Eagle!
27. Why did the Auburn football team go to the bakery? To get a fresh batch of “Touchdown Rolls”!
28. What do you call an Auburn fan who wins the lottery? A lucky War Eagle!
29. Why did the Auburn student bring a ladder to the swimming pool? To dive into the War Eagle deep end!
30. How did the Auburn football team celebrate their victory? With a “War Eagle-ation” party!
31. What do Auburn fans use to cool down on a hot day? War Eagle-cicles!
32. Why did the Auburn fan bring a ladder to the park? To get a better view of the War Eagle flying by!
33. How do Auburn students make their coffee? With a “War Eagle”-maker!
34. What do you call an Auburn fan who can’t stop talking about the football team? A true believer!
35. Why did the Auburn professor become a stand-up comedian? To teach the class about “War Eagle-tics”!
36. What’s an Auburn fan’s favorite type of seafood? War Eagle shrimp!
37. Why did the Auburn fan bring a ladder to the beach? To get a better view of the War Eagle soaring over the waves!
38. How do you get an Auburn fan to stop talking about football? Ask them about basketball!
39. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite subject? War Eagle-nomics!
40. Why did the Auburn football player bring a ladder to the press conference? To raise the bar!
41. What’s an Auburn fan’s favorite board game? War Eagle-opoly!
42. Why did the Auburn student bring a ladder to the library? To reach the “War Eagle” section of the bookshelf!
43. How do Auburn fans stay cool during the summer? They turn on the “War Eagle” conditioner!
44. What do you call an Auburn fan with a sense of humor? Someone who laughs at every War Eagle joke!
45. Why did the Auburn football team bring a ladder to the art museum? To appreciate the “War Eagle-tistic” masterpieces!
46. What’s an Auburn fan’s favorite type of sandwich? A “War Beagle”!
47. Why did the Auburn student bring a ladder to the coffee shop? To order a tall War Eagle Latte!
48. How did the Auburn football player feel after eating a large meal? Stuffed like a War Eagle!
49. What do you call an Auburn fan who can’t swim? A sinkin’ War Eagle!
50. Why did the Auburn fan bring a ladder to the zoo? To get a better view of the War Eagle exhibit!
51. How do you make an Auburn fan’s day? Tell them it’s game day!
52. What’s an Auburn student’s favorite mode of transportation? A War Eagle-mobil!
53. Why did the Auburn football team bring a ladder to the concert? To raise the roof!
54. What do you call an Auburn fan who loves to dance? A War Eagle-boogie!
55. Why did the Auburn student bring a ladder to the science lab? To reach the highest level of knowledge!
56. How do Auburn fans measure success? In War Eagle-ments!
57. What’s an Auburn fan’s favorite type of cookie? War Eaglemon!
58. Why did the Auburn football player bring a ladder to the party? To climb to the top of the dance floor!
59. What do you call an Auburn fan who’s also a magician? A trickster with a touch of War Eagle!
60. Why did the Auburn fan bring a ladder to the amusement park? To conquer the tallest roller coaster, the War Eagle Express!
61. How do Auburn students stay organized? They use the “War Eagle-planner”!
62. What’s an Auburn fan’s favorite type of soup? War Eagle-tle!
63. Why did the Auburn student bring a ladder to the airport? To get a better view of the War Eagle flying overhead!
64. How do you make an Auburn fan’s heart race? Tell them it’s time for the Iron Bowl!
65. What’s an Auburn fan’s favorite type of pizza? War Eagleoni!
66. Why did the Auburn football team bring a ladder to the theater? To take their performance to new heights!
67. What do you call an Auburn fan who’s also a chef? A War Eagle-culinary expert!
68. Why did the Auburn fan bring a ladder to the golf course? To get the best view of the War Eagle flying across the fairway!
69. How do Auburn students take notes? With a War Eagle pen!
70. What’s an Auburn fan’s favorite type of fruit? War Eagles!
71. Why did the Auburn football player bring a ladder to the bakery? To reach the top shelf for some War Eagle cupcakes!
72. What do you call an Auburn fan who loves to travel? A War Eagle-globetrotter!
73. Why did the Auburn student bring a ladder to the music concert? To get a better view of the War Eagle marching band!
74. How do you make an Auburn fan’s day? Tell them they’re going to the SEC Championship!
75. What’s an Auburn fan’s favorite type of dance? The War Eagle shuffle!
