Hey there, Spurs fans! Are you the ultimate supporter of your beloved San Antonio team? Do you live and breathe everything black and silver? Well then, have I got a treat for you! This article is jam-packed with 75 sidesplittingly funny jokes about our favorite basketball players.
So if you’re ready to take your love for the Spurs to new heights while injecting some extra laughter into your life (because let’s face it, who couldn’t use more laughs?), come along with me as we dive into these 75 uproarious San Antonio Spurs jokes!
List of San Antonio Spurs Jokes
1. Why did the San Antonio Spurs bring a ladder to the game? Because they wanted to climb the rankings!
2. What do you call a San Antonio Spurs player with no ears? Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
3. Why did the San Antonio Spurs bring a map to the basketball court? Because they wanted to find their way to victory!
4. How do the San Antonio Spurs like their coffee? Grounded and strong, just like their defense!
5. Why did the San Antonio Spurs hire a math teacher as their coach? Because he knows how to count on his players!
6. What do you call it when a San Antonio Spurs player accidentally makes a shot in the opponent’s basket? A spur of bad luck!
7. Why did the San Antonio Spurs players bring umbrellas to the game? Because they heard it was going to be a “thunderstorm”!
8. What did one San Antonio Spurs fan say to the other after a win? We really “spurred” them on!
9. How do the San Antonio Spurs players like to stay in shape? They “shoot” hoops all day long!
10. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a ladder to the game? Because he heard the stakes were high!
11. What do the San Antonio Spurs and a bakery have in common? They both rely on their “dough”!
12. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a broom to the game? Because he was ready to “sweep” the competition!
13. How do the San Antonio Spurs players like their pizza? With extra “spur”s and championships!
14. What do you call a San Antonio Spurs player who can’t dribble? A “trip”le threat!
15. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a stopwatch to the game? Because he wanted to “clock” the competition!
16. What do the San Antonio Spurs and a locksmith have in common? They both know how to “lock” down their opponents!
17. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a deck of cards to the game? Because he was ready to “deal” with any situation!
18. How do the San Antonio Spurs players like their popcorn? With a side of victory!
19. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a camera to the game? Because he wanted to capture all the “shutter” moments!
20. What do you call it when a San Antonio Spurs player fouls out of the game? A “spur” of frustration!
21. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a fishing rod to the game? Because he was ready to “hook” some rebounds!
22. How do the San Antonio Spurs players like their eggs? Over-“easy” wins!
23. What did the San Antonio Spurs player say to the basketball hoop? Don’t worry, I’ll “net” you a point!
24. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a calculator to the game? To make sure their score adds up to victory!
25. What do you call it when a San Antonio Spurs player makes a great pass? An “assist” from the Spurs!
26. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a hammer to the game? Because he was ready to “nail” every shot!
27. How do the San Antonio Spurs players like their burgers? With a side of “slam” dunks!
28. What did the San Antonio Spurs player say to the basketball? I’m going to “hoop” you!
29. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a dictionary to the game? To define their winning strategy!
30. What do you call it when a San Antonio Spurs player takes a charge? A “defensive” play!
31. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a compass to the game? To navigate their way to victory!
32. How do the San Antonio Spurs players like their sandwiches? With a “swish” of mayo!
33. What did the San Antonio Spurs player say to the basketball court? Let’s “court” some wins!
34. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a telescope to the game? To see their opponents’ weaknesses!
35. What do you call it when a San Antonio Spurs player makes a shot from half-court? A “spur” of long-range brilliance!
36. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a paintbrush to the game? Because he wanted to “brush” off the competition!
37. How do the San Antonio Spurs players like their tacos? With a side of victory salsa!
38. What did the San Antonio Spurs player say to the basketball rim? I’m going to “ring” you up!
39. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a microphone to the game? To “shout” their way to victory!
40. What do you call it when a San Antonio Spurs player makes a steal? A “pickpocket” move!
41. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a parachute to the game? Because he wanted to “air” lift the team to victory!
42. How do the San Antonio Spurs players like their pancakes? With a “dunk” of syrup!
43. What did the San Antonio Spurs player say to the basketball hoop? I’m going to “score” with you!
44. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a tape measure to the game? To measure their success!
45. What do you call it when a San Antonio Spurs player makes a behind-the-back pass? A “spur” of creativity!
46. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a vacuum cleaner to the game? To “suck up” all the rebounds!
47. How do the San Antonio Spurs players like their burgers? With a side of “fast” breaks!
48. What did the San Antonio Spurs player say to the basketball? Prepare to be “slammed”!
49. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a thesaurus to the game? To find new ways to “dominate”!
50. What do you call it when a San Antonio Spurs player blocks a shot? A “spur” of rejection!
51. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a toolbox to the game? Because he was ready to “fix” the game!
52. How do the San Antonio Spurs players like their hot dogs? With a “swish” of ketchup!
53. What did the San Antonio Spurs player say to the basketball court? Let’s “serve” them a loss!
54. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a telescope to the game? To “spot” their opponents’ weaknesses!
55. What do you call it when a San Antonio Spurs player makes a buzzer-beater? A “spur” of clutch performance!
56. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a paint roller to the game? Because he was ready to “color” the victory!
57. How do the San Antonio Spurs players like their nachos? With a side of “steals” and “blocks”!
58. What did the San Antonio Spurs player say to the basketball rim? I’m going to “swoosh” you!
59. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a guitar to the game? To “strum” up some victories!
60. What do you call it when a San Antonio Spurs player makes a contested shot? A “spur” of determination!
61. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a trampoline to the game? To “bounce” their way to success!
62. How do the San Antonio Spurs players like their sandwiches? With a “swish” of mustard!
63. What did the San Antonio Spurs player say to the basketball hoop? I’m going to “dunk” on you!
64. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a stopwatch to the game? To “time” their way to victory!
65. What do you call it when a San Antonio Spurs player makes a no-look pass? A “spur” of court vision!
66. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a broom to the game? To “sweep” away the competition!
67. How do the San Antonio Spurs players like their tacos? With a side of “dribbles”!
68. What did the San Antonio Spurs player say to the basketball? You’re going to be “posterized”!
69. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a megaphone to the game? To “roar” their way to victory!
70. What do you call it when a San Antonio Spurs player makes a steal and a fast break dunk? A “spur” of two-way brilliance!
71. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a parachute to the game? To “soar” above their opponents!
72. How do the San Antonio Spurs players like their pancakes? With a “slam” of butter!
73. What did the San Antonio Spurs player say to the basketball hoop? I’m going to “swish” through you!
74. Why did the San Antonio Spurs player bring a tape measure to the game? To measure their “height” of success!
75. What do you call it when a San Antonio Spurs player makes a game-winning shot? A “spur” of victory!
