Hey there, fellow Toronto Blue Jays enthusiasts! If you’re anything like me, you know that cheering on our favorite team can be quite the nail-biting experience. Fear not though, my feathered friends! I’ve got just the thing to ease those game day nerves – 75 side-splitting jokes about our beloved Blue Jays that are sure to tickle your funny bone!
So sit back, grab some popcorn (or peanuts!) and prepare yourself for an uproarious ride through all things Blue Jays-related. Trust me when I say: these jokes are guaranteed to make you laugh until your wings ache!
List of Toronto Blue Jays Jokes
1. Why did the Toronto Blue Jays bring a ladder to the game? Because they wanted to climb to victory!
2. What did the baseball glove say to the baseball? Catch you later, Blue Jays!
3. Why did the Blue Jays hire a chef? Because they wanted a good batter!
4. What did the Blue Jays say when they won the game? We’re flying high like the birds!
5. How did the Blue Jays react when they couldn’t find their bats? They went batty!
6. Why did the Blue Jays become comedians? Because they always hit it out of the park with their jokes!
7. What do you call a Blue Jays player who can’t catch a ball? A “fowl” ball catcher!
8. Why did the Blue Jays start a gardening club? Because they love to sow the seeds of victory!
9. How did the Blue Jays respond when they were accused of stealing bases? They said it was just a “swift” move!
10. What do the Toronto Blue Jays use to do their taxes? A “batter’s” calculator!
11. Why did the Blue Jays invite a magician to their game? Because they wanted to see some “fly” balls disappear!
12. How do the Blue Jays stay cool during hot games? They use their fans!
13. Why did the Blue Jays start a band? Because they wanted to hit all the right notes!
14. What did the Blue Jays do when they heard a funny joke? They had a good laugh and then hit a grand slam!
15. Why did the Blue Jays become detectives? Because they’re always looking for foul play!
16. How do the Blue Jays communicate on the field? They use “bird”-to-mouth communication!
17. Why did the Blue Jays build a swimming pool in the outfield? Because they love to dive for victory!
18. What did the Blue Jays say to the umpire who made a bad call? You’re “fowl”!
19. How did the Blue Jays react when they saw a bee near the pitcher’s mound? They shouted, “Bee careful, it might sting like a bat!”
20. Why did the Blue Jays start a bakery? Because they kneaded the dough!
21. What’s a Blue Jays fan’s favorite type of music? Rock and “fowl”!
22. Why did the Blue Jays become race car drivers? Because they love to speed around the bases!
23. What did the Blue Jays say when they hit a home run? We’re soaring to new heights!
24. How do the Blue Jays solve a puzzle? They use a “bird’s-eye” view!
25. Why did the Blue Jays take a vacation to the beach? They wanted to catch some “rays”!
26. What do the Blue Jays wear to bed? Night “caps”!
27. Why did the Blue Jays start a construction company? Because they’re experts at building winning teams!
28. What did the Blue Jays say when they won the World Series? We’re the kings of the diamond!
29. How did the Blue Jays react when they saw a squirrel on the field? They shouted, “Squirrel! It’s a distraction tactic!”
30. Why did the Blue Jays become chefs? Because they know how to serve up a win!
31. What do the Blue Jays use to decorate their Christmas tree? Home run balls!
32. How did the Blue Jays react when they discovered a treasure map? They flew straight to victory X marks the spot!
33. Why did the Blue Jays become teachers? Because they’re experts at hitting home runs!
34. What did the Blue Jays say when they saw a shooting star? We’re wishing for another championship!
35. How do the Blue Jays keep their fans entertained during rain delays? They perform “bird” calls!
36. Why did the Blue Jays start a shoe store? Because they know how to run the bases!
37. What did the Blue Jays say to the pitcher who threw a wild pitch? You’re “winging” it!
38. How did the Blue Jays react when they saw a cat on the field? They said, “It’s a cat-astrophe!”
39. Why did the Blue Jays become astronauts? Because they’re always aiming for the stars!
40. What did the Blue Jays say when they hit a line drive? That’s a “tweet” shot!
41. How do the Blue Jays stay organized? They use a “bird”-book!
42. Why did the Blue Jays start a flower shop? Because they know how to blossom in the game!
43. What do the Blue Jays do on their day off? They “robin” around the city!
44. Why did the Blue Jays become firefighters? Because they know how to put out the competition!
45. How did the Blue Jays react when they saw a rainbow over the stadium? They said, “It’s a sign of our victory!”
46. What did the Blue Jays say when they hit a foul ball into the stands? That’s a “fowl” ball for you!
47. Why did the Blue Jays start a fitness club? Because they’re always stretching for success!
48. What did the Blue Jays say to the opposing team’s mascot? You’re “fowl” play!
49. How did the Blue Jays react when they saw a squirrel stealing their snacks? They said, “That’s nuts!”
50. Why did the Blue Jays become architects? Because they know how to design a winning game plan!
51. What did the Blue Jays say when they hit a game-winning home run? We’re the kings of swing!
52. How do the Blue Jays stay entertained during rain delays? They have “tweet”-off competitions!
53. Why did the Blue Jays start a movie theater? Because they know how to deliver a blockbuster performance!
54. What did the Blue Jays say when they hit a double play? We’re doubling our fun!
55. How did the Blue Jays react when they saw a seagull on the field? They said, “We’re not seagulls, we’re Blue Jays!”
56. Why did the Blue Jays become painters? Because they know how to create masterpieces on the field!
57. What did the Blue Jays say to the opposing team’s pitcher? We’re ready to “ruffle” your feathers!
58. How did the Blue Jays react when they saw a beekeeper in the stands? They said, “That’s our biggest fan!”
59. Why did the Blue Jays start a comedy club? Because they know how to hit home runs with their jokes!
60. What did the Blue Jays say when they hit a game-winning grand slam? That’s a “fly”-ing victory!
61. How do the Blue Jays stay connected with their fans? They have a “bird”-mail subscription!
62. Why did the Blue Jays become magicians? Because they know how to make the ball disappear!
63. What did the Blue Jays say when they hit a triple? That’s a “birdie”!
64. How did the Blue Jays react when they saw a squirrel stealing their sunflower seeds? They said, “That’s our snack-stealer!”
65. Why did the Blue Jays start a dance crew? Because they’ve got the moves to win!
66. What did the Blue Jays say when they hit a walk-off home run? We’re taking flight to victory!
67. How do the Blue Jays celebrate a win? They do the “bird” dance!
68. Why did the Blue Jays start a photography studio? Because they know how to capture the perfect shot!
69. What did the Blue Jays say when they hit a game-tying double in the ninth inning? We’re not giving up without a fight!
70. How did the Blue Jays react when they saw a bird’s nest in the dugout? They said, “Welcome to our home!”
71. Why did the Blue Jays become DJs? Because they know how to spin the game in their favor!
72. What did the Blue Jays say to the opposing team’s coach? We’re ready to “feather” our nests with a win!
73. How do the Blue Jays keep track of their wins and losses? They use a “bird”-keeping system!
74. Why did the Blue Jays start a book club? Because they love turning the page to victory!
75. What did the Blue Jays say when they hit a game-winning single in the bottom of the ninth? We’re the “tweet”-heart of Toronto!
