Hey there, Kansas City Royals fan! Are you looking for a good laugh? Well, look no further because I’ve got something special in store for you.
From clever wordplay to snappy one-liners, these gems are sure to keep you entertained all season long. So grab some peanuts and Cracker Jacks (and maybe even a beer), kick back, relax, and prepare yourself for endless giggles with these hilarious jokes!
List of Kansas City Royals Jokes
1. Why did the Kansas City Royals player bring a ladder to the game? Because he heard the tickets were sky-high!
2. Why did the Kansas City Royals pitcher bring a pencil to the mound? Because he wanted to draw some strikes!
3. What did the Kansas City Royals fan say to their TV during a close game? “Come on, Royals! Don’t be such a ‘bunt’ of disappointment!”
4. Why did the Kansas City Royals player bring an umbrella to the game? In case it started raining runs!
5. How did the Kansas City Royals player feel after hitting a home run? He was “royally” ecstatic!
6. Why did the Kansas City Royals player go to the bank? To get his change-up!
7. What did the Kansas City Royals fan say when they caught a foul ball? “I guess I really ‘caught’ their attention!”
8. Why did the Kansas City Royals player visit the dentist? To get a “royal” crown!
9. How did the Kansas City Royals player feel after stealing a base? He was “running” on cloud nine!
10. Why did the Kansas City Royals manager bring a map to the game? To help them find their way out of a losing streak!
11. What do you call a Kansas City Royals player with a great sense of humor? A “royal” jester!
12. Why did the Kansas City Royals fan bring a ladder to the game? To catch fly balls from the outfield!
13. What did the Kansas City Royals player say to the baseball before a game? “You’re in ‘good hands’ now!”
14. Why did the Kansas City Royals player bring a loaf of bread to the game? Because he wanted to catch some “rolls”!
15. How do the Kansas City Royals players stay cool during a game? They sit next to the fans!
16. What do you call a Kansas City Royals player who can predict the future? A “foresight” fielder!
17. Why did the Kansas City Royals player always bring a mirror to the game? To show off his “Royals” reflection!
18. What did the Kansas City Royals fan say to the opposing team’s pitcher? “Prepare to get ‘royally’ crushed!”
19. Why did the Kansas City Royals player bring a book to the game? Because he wanted to “strike out” some time!
20. What did the Kansas City Royals fan say when they caught a foul ball? “I guess I’m just ‘foul’-proof!”
21. Why did the Kansas City Royals player bring a broom to the game? To clean up the competition!
22. How did the Kansas City Royals player feel after winning a game? Like a true “royalty”!
23. Why did the Kansas City Royals player wear two pairs of pants to the game? In case they got a “double play”!
24. What do you call a Kansas City Royals player who loves to garden? A “green thumb” shortstop!
25. Why did the Kansas City Royals fan bring a map to the game? To show their support from all corners of the city!
26. How do the Kansas City Royals players communicate during a game? They use “Royals” signals!
27. What did the Kansas City Royals player say to the baseball bat? “You’re a ‘hit’ in my book!”
28. Why did the Kansas City Royals player bring a fishing rod to the game? To catch some “fly” balls!
29. What did the Kansas City Royals fan say when their team won the World Series? “We’re ‘crowned’ champions!”
30. Why did the Kansas City Royals player bring a toolbox to the game? To fix any “errors” on the field!
31. How did the Kansas City Royals player feel after hitting a grand slam? He thought it was “grand”!
32. What do you call a Kansas City Royals player who loves to dance? A “sliding” sensation!
33. Why did the Kansas City Royals fan bring a camera to the game? To capture all the “royal” moments!
34. What did the Kansas City Royals player say to the baseball glove? “You’re my ‘catch’ of the day!”
35. Why did the Kansas City Royals player bring a bag of popcorn to the game? Because he wanted to “pop” some home runs!
36. How do the Kansas City Royals players relax after a game? They put their feet up and watch “royal” TV shows!
37. What did the Kansas City Royals fan say when their team had a winning streak? “We’re on a ‘royal’ roll!”
38. Why did the Kansas City Royals player bring a calculator to the game? To tally up their home runs!
39. What do you call a Kansas City Royals player who loves to cook? A “dining” designated hitter!
40. Why did the Kansas City Royals fan bring a magnifying glass to the game? To get a closer look at their favorite players!
41. How did the Kansas City Royals player feel after stealing home base? Like a “stealing” superstar!
42. What do you call a Kansas City Royals player who loves to read? A “bookworm” batter!
43. Why did the Kansas City Royals player bring a shovel to the game? To dig deep and find their winning spirit!
44. What did the Kansas City Royals fan say to the umpire? “You’re making some ‘questionable’ calls!”
45. Why did the Kansas City Royals player bring a deck of cards to the game? To play “catch” with the outfielders!
46. How did the Kansas City Royals players celebrate a victory? They had a “royal” party in the clubhouse!
47. What did the Kansas City Royals fan say to their favorite player? “You’re the ‘royal’ MVP in my eyes!”
48. Why did the Kansas City Royals player bring a helmet to the game? To protect their “royal” head!
49. What do you call a Kansas City Royals player who can’t stop sneezing? A “catching” center fielder!
50. Why did the Kansas City Royals fan bring a flag to the game? To wave their team’s colors proudly!
51. How did the Kansas City Royals player feel after hitting a walk-off home run? Like a “clutch” hero!
52. What did the Kansas City Royals fan say when their team made an amazing catch? “We’re ‘fielding’ a great team!”
53. Why did the Kansas City Royals player bring a stopwatch to the game? To make sure they were running at “royal” speed!
54. What do you call a Kansas City Royals player who loves to sing? A “pitch-perfect” shortstop!
55. Why did the Kansas City Royals fan bring a megaphone to the game? To cheer their team on loudly!
56. How did the Kansas City Royals player feel after pitching a complete game shutout? Like a “master” on the mound!
57. What did the Kansas City Royals fan say when their team had a perfect inning? “They’re pitching a ‘royal’ gem!”
58. Why did the Kansas City Royals player bring a dictionary to the game? To define their opponents’ weaknesses!
59. What do you call a Kansas City Royals player who can juggle three baseballs? A “catching” magician!
60. Why did the Kansas City Royals fan bring a banner to the game? To show their unwavering support!
61. How did the Kansas City Royals players celebrate a no-hitter? They had a “royal” ice cream party!
62. What did the Kansas City Royals fan say to their team’s mascot? “You’re the ‘king’ of the ballpark!”
63. Why did the Kansas City Royals player bring a camera to the game? To capture the perfect “swing”!
64. How did the Kansas City Royals player feel after hitting a game-winning RBI? Like a “clutch” performer!
65. What do you call a Kansas City Royals player who loves to solve puzzles? A “brainy” third baseman!
66. Why did the Kansas City Royals fan bring a bag of peanuts to the game? To enjoy some “nutty” plays!
67. What did the Kansas City Royals player say to the baseball before throwing a curveball? “Prepare for a ‘royal’ twist!”
68. Why did the Kansas City Royals player bring a suitcase to the game? To pack up a winning season!
69. How did the Kansas City Royals players celebrate a division championship? They had a “royal” parade through the city!
70. What did the Kansas City Royals fan say to their favorite player’s autographed baseball? “You’re my ‘royal’ treasure!”
71. Why did the Kansas City Royals player bring a compass to the game? To navigate their way to victory!
72. What do you call a Kansas City Royals player who can do a backflip? A “flipping” outfielder!
73. Why did the Kansas City Royals fan bring a drum to the game? To provide a “royal” beat for the team!
74. How did the Kansas City Royals player feel after hitting a game-tying home run? Like a “savior” at the plate!
75. What did the Kansas City Royals fan say to their team’s pitcher after a shutout? “You’re ‘royally’ untouchable!”
