Ever felt like the letter X is always getting the short end of the stick when it comes to making jokes? Well, you’re not alone! I’m a big fan of wordplay and puns and I’ve made it my mission to scour the internet for some truly hilarious jokes about this underappreciated letter.
I’ll be sharing 75 side-splittingly funny jokes that are bound to brighten up your day. So grab a cup of coffee (or tea!) and get ready for some serious laughs with these X-traordinary quips all about our beloved letter X!
List of Jokes About the Letter X
1. Why did the xylophone refuse to join the band? Because it didn’t want to be a key player!
2. What do you call a pirate who loves algebra? X marks the spot!
3. Why was the letter X always unhappy? Because it felt like it was being crossed out all the time!
4. What’s a skeleton’s favorite letter? The letter X, because it marks the spot!
5. Why was the letter X afraid of the number 7? Because 7 8 9!
6. How does a pirate spell “kiss”? With an X, of course!
7. What do you get when you cross a vampire with the letter X? Count X-cula!
8. Why did the math book break up with the letter X? Because it felt like they had no common factors!
9. Why did the letter X refuse to attend the party? Because it didn’t want to be mistaken for a cross!
10. How do you make the letter X disappear? You just give it a Y and Z!
11. What do you call a superhero who can shape-shift into the letter X? Mutant-X!
12. Why did the letter X bring a ladder to the party? Because it wanted to get on everyone’s level!
13. What did the letter X say to the letter O? Let’s make some “xOxO” patterns!
14. Why did the letter X start a band? Because it had the X-factor!
15. How do you know if the letter X is lying? Its legs are crossed!
16. What’s a mathematician’s favorite letter? X, because it marks the unknown!
17. Why did the letter X get promoted at work? Because it always made the right “X-ecutive” decisions!
18. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter in the alphabet? Ye might think it’s “R,” but it be the “X” that marks the spot!
19. How do you make the letter X laugh? You give it a “tic”!
20. Why did the letter X go skydiving? Because it wanted to feel the “xhilaration” of freefall!
21. What do you call a fish that wears a crown and starts with the letter X? A “King-X” fish!
22. Why did the letter X go to therapy? Because it couldn’t find its “ex” purpose in life!
23. What’s a math teacher’s favorite exercise? X-ercises!
24. Why did the letter X become a detective? Because it always marks the spot!
25. How do you make the letter X sneeze? You pepper it with the letter Z!
26. What’s the letter X’s favorite card game? Poker, because it likes to make X-ceptional hands!
27. Why did the letter X refuse to eat breakfast? Because it didn’t want to be crossed off the meal plan!
28. How do you fix a broken letter X? With a letter Y and some glue!
29. What did the letter X say to the letter Y at the party? “Let’s get together and make some XY-ziness!”
30. Why did the letter X become a firefighter? Because it always puts out the “X-treme” flames!
31. How do you spot the letter X at the gym? It’s the one doing the “X-ercises”!
32. Why did the letter X go on a diet? Because it wanted to be less “extra”!
33. What’s the letter X’s favorite type of music? Heavy “X”-metal!
34. Why was the letter X always excluded from team sports? Because it marked the “X-it” point!
35. How did the letter X escape from prison? It dug a secret tunnel shaped like an X!
36. What’s the letter X’s favorite type of shoe? X-tras!
37. Why did the letter X take a cooking class? Because it wanted to learn how to make “X-traordinary” dishes!
38. What’s the letter X’s favorite holiday? X-mas!
39. Why did the letter X get into an argument with the letter Y? Because they couldn’t agree on their XY-axis!
40. What did the letter X say to the letter Q? “You’re so round, you make me feel straight!”
41. Why did the letter X become a superhero? Because it had the power to “X-terminate” villains!
42. How did the letter X pass the driving test? It always used its turn “X”-signals!
43. What’s the letter X’s favorite sport? Extreme skiing!
44. Why did the letter X join a dance crew? Because it had some “X-treme” moves!
45. How did the letter X become a fashion model? Because it always marked the “X-tra” stylish spots!
46. What did the letter X say to the letter A? “I find you quite “attractive”!
47. Why did the letter X refuse to share its secret? Because it wanted to keep it “X-clusive”!
48. How do you describe the letter X’s personality? It’s “X-ceptional”!
49. What do you get when you cross the letter X with a kangaroo? A jump-scare!
50. Why did the letter X go to the art gallery? Because it wanted to see some “X-quisite” paintings!
51. How do you make the letter X float in the air? You just add a “helium X”!
52. What did the letter X say to the letter Z? “You complete me!”
53. Why did the letter X become an actor? Because it always marks the “X-tra” special performances!
54. How does the letter X stay in shape? It does “X-ercises” every day!
55. Why did the letter X start a band with the letter O? Because they wanted to create some “xOxO” music!
56. What’s the letter X’s favorite type of vehicle? An “X-pedition” SUV!
57. Why did the letter X win the spelling bee? Because it was eXcellent!
58. How do you make the letter X cry? You give it a “tick”!
59. What do you call a talking letter X? An “X-pert” speaker!
60. Why did the letter X start practicing yoga? Because it wanted to find its inner “eX-panse”!
61. How did the letter X become a magician? It always “X-pelled” the right tricks!
62. What did the letter X say to the letter V? “You’re so “eX-traordinary” in Roman numerals!”
63. Why did the letter X become a lifeguard? Because it always marked the “X-act” spot to swim!
64. How do you make the letter X stand out in a crowd? You surround it with a circle!
65. What’s the letter X’s favorite game show? “Wheel of (E)X-fortune!”
66. Why did the letter X become a gardener? Because it liked to “X-tract” weeds!
67. How did the letter X become a chef? It mastered the art of the “X-tra” spicy dishes!
68. What did the letter X say to the letter T? “You always seem so “eX-tent” on crossing the line!”
69. Why did the letter X become a beekeeper? Because it loved making “X-quisite” honeycombs!
70. How do you make the letter X nervous? You tell it to solve for Y!
71. What’s the letter X’s favorite dance move? The “X-tended” slide!
72. Why did the letter X become a scientist? Because it loved exploring the “X-traterrestrial”!
73. How did the letter X win the race? By crossing the finish line first!
74. What do you get when you cross the letter X with a car? An “eX-ccelerator”!
75. Why did the letter X go bungee jumping? Because it wanted to experience an “X-treme” thrill!
