Hey there, sports fan! Maybe you enjoy teasing your buddies who support opposing teams? Well, boy do I have something for you: 75 hilarious jokes that will have Los Angeles fans scratching their heads and wondering “what the heck?”
These jokes spare no one – from LeBron James’ hairline to the Rams’ mascot, we’ve got it all covered. But don’t worry, these playful jabs are all in good fun!
List of Los Angeles Rams Jokes
1. Why did the Los Angeles Rams bring a ladder to the game? Because they wanted to reach for the stars!
2. What did the Rams coach say to the vending machine? Give me my quarter back!
3. Why did the Rams wear sunglasses during the game? Because they couldn’t handle the bright future ahead!
4. What’s the Rams’ favorite dessert? Pass interference cake!
5. Why did the Rams hire a landscaper? Because they needed help with all the turf management!
6. How did the Rams celebrate their big win? They had a ram-bunctious party!
7. What did the Rams player say when he caught a cold? I guess I caught a Ram-influenza!
8. Why did the Rams start a bakery? Because they wanted to knead the dough!
9. How do the Rams travel to away games? They ram-pede their way there!
10. What did the Rams player say when he found out he was traded? I guess I’m going on a ram-vacation!
11. Why did the Rams go to the bakery before the game? To get their daily turnover!
12. What’s the Rams’ favorite type of music? Rock ‘n’ Ram!
13. Why did the Rams open a pet store? Because they wanted to sell rams as Rams merchandise!
14. What do you call a Rams player who can’t catch the ball? A baa-d receiver!
15. How do the Rams like their burgers? Medium-rare!
16. Why did the Rams player bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to climb the rankings!
17. What did the Rams say to the opposing team’s quarterback? We’re gonna ram-ble you!
18. Why did the Rams have a party in the weight room? They wanted to lift everyone’s spirits!
19. What do you call a sheep that plays for the Rams? A ramblin’ lamb!
20. Why did the Rams build a new stadium? They wanted a place where the fans could ram-ply fit!
21. What did the Rams player say when he saw a spider on the field? Hey ref, we need a bug-ception!
22. Why did the Rams start a gardening club? Because they wanted to tackle the weeds!
23. What’s the Rams’ favorite movie genre? Ram-coms!
24. Why did the Rams go to the casino? They wanted to roll the dice and ram-ble!
25. What did the Rams say to their opponents after a big win? We made ewe look sheepish!
26. Why did the Rams start a taxi service? Because they wanted to give opponents a “ram around”!
27. How do the Rams like their coffee? With a little extra ram!
28. What do you call a Rams player who plays the piano? A ram-it maestro!
29. Why did the Rams player bring a map to the game? Because he wanted to navigate the defense!
30. What did the Rams say to the football field? We’re gonna ram-p it up!
31. Why did the Rams open a bakery next to the stadium? Because they wanted to have the best “ramen” town!
32. What do you call a Rams player who tells jokes? A ram-comedian!
33. Why did the Rams player bring a backpack to the game? He wanted to pack a punch!
34. What’s the Rams’ favorite card game? Go Fish (and Rams)!
35. Why did the Rams player go to the doctor? He had a case of ram-nasal congestion!
36. What did the Rams player say to the referee? Don’t be such a bah-humbug!
37. Why did the Rams start a construction company? They wanted to tackle building projects!
38. How do the Rams like their popcorn? Extra “ram” buttery!
39. What did the Rams say when they won the championship? We’re the head of the herd!
40. Why did the Rams start a fashion line? They wanted to design ram-tastic clothes!
41. What’s the Rams’ favorite dance move? The ram-shuffle!
42. Why did the Rams player bring a tape measure to the game? He wanted to measure up to the competition!
43. What do you call a Rams player who loves to garden? A rambling rose!
44. Why did the Rams start a car dealership? They wanted to drive their opponents crazy!
45. How do the Rams like their pizza? With extra ram-onions!
46. What did the Rams player say when he won the lottery? I’m going to buy a whole herd of rams!
47. Why did the Rams player become a magician? He wanted to master the art of “ram-tation”!
48. What’s the Rams’ favorite board game? Ram-opoly!
49. Why did the Rams start a comedy club? They wanted to tackle the funny bone!
50. How do the Rams like their steak? Medium-rare and ram-ped up!
51. What did the Rams say to the opposing team’s coach? We’re gonna ram-sack your game plan!
52. Why did the Rams open a gym? They wanted to flex their ram-muscles!
53. What’s the Rams’ favorite book genre? Ram-tasy!
54. Why did the Rams player bring a pillow to the game? He wanted to take a nap on the sidelines!
55. What do you call a Rams player who loves to paint? A ram-brush!
56. Why did the Rams start a pizza delivery service? They wanted to serve up some ram-azing slices!
57. How do the Rams like their ice cream? With a big ram-scoop!
58. What did the Rams say to the soccer team? We’ll show you how to ram-net!
59. Why did the Rams player bring a fishing rod to the game? He wanted to catch some touchdown passes!
60. What’s the Rams’ favorite dessert at Thanksgiving? Ram-pkin pie!
61. Why did the Rams player bring a dictionary to the game? He wanted to look up “ram-tastic”!
62. What do you call a Rams player who loves to travel? A ram-blerr!
63. Why did the Rams start a band? They wanted to rock the stadium!
64. How do the Rams like their eggs? Scram-bled!
65. What did the Rams say to the basketball team? We’ll out-ram you on the court!
66. Why did the Rams player bring a telescope to the game? He wanted to see the future of the team!
67. What’s the Rams’ favorite vegetable? RAMpars!
68. Why did the Rams start a comedy TV show? They wanted to ram-p up the laughs!
69. How do the Rams like their sandwiches? With extra ram-mustard!
70. What did the Rams say to the baseball team? We’ll hit a grand slam against you!
71. Why did the Rams player bring a shovel to the game? He wanted to dig deep for the win!
72. What’s the Rams’ favorite game to play at parties? Ram-charades!
73. Why did the Rams start a chess club? They wanted to strategize like Rams!
74. How do the Rams like their pancakes? Stacked with ram-berry syrup!
75. What did the Rams say to the track team? We’ll run you out of the stadium!
