Are you feeling a little down about our team’s performance? Look no further! I’ve scoured the internet for the top 75 Jacksonville Jaguars jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone.
From pun-tastic one-liners to hilarious memes, this article is packed with everything you need to add some humor into your fandom. Whether you’re taking a break during halftime or getting ready for a tailgate party, these jokes are perfect for sharing with your fellow Jags supporters.
List of Jacksonville Jaguars Jokes
1. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars bring a ladder to the football game? Because they heard the competition was really high!
2. What do you call a Jacksonville Jaguars player with a Super Bowl ring? Lost!
3. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars go to the bakery? To get some turnovers!
4. What did the Jacksonville Jaguars fan do when his team won the game? He woke up from his dream!
5. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars hire a gardener? Because they needed someone to help them grow some wins!
6. How do the Jacksonville Jaguars count to ten? 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10!
7. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars bring a map to the game? Because they can’t find the end zone!
8. What do you call a Jacksonville Jaguars player who has won a Super Bowl MVP award? A visitor!
9. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars install artificial turf at their stadium? Because they wanted to improve their offense by eliminating grass stains!
10. What do the Jacksonville Jaguars and possums have in common? They both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
11. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars receiver bring a ladder to the game? Because he heard the quarterback throws high passes!
12. How many Jacksonville Jaguars fans does it take to change a light bulb? None. They’re used to being in the dark!
13. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars trade their star player for a box of donuts? Because they heard he had a lot of turnovers!
14. What do you call a Jacksonville Jaguars player who actually completes a pass? Surprised!
15. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars draft a quarterback in the first round? They needed someone to hold the clipboard!
16. What do you call a Jacksonville Jaguars player with a championship ring? A former player!
17. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars mascot bring a vacuum cleaner to the game? To clean up all the fumbles!
18. How many Jacksonville Jaguars fans does it take to change a tire? Just one, unless it’s a blowout, then they all show up!
19. What’s the difference between the Jacksonville Jaguars and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill!
20. Why don’t Jacksonville Jaguars players use cell phones? Because they can’t find the receiver!
21. What’s the difference between a Jacksonville Jaguars fan and a baby? The baby will stop crying after a while!
22. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars bring a quarterback to the casino? Because they heard he knows how to throw some interceptions!
23. How do the Jacksonville Jaguars spend the first week of training camp? Studying the Miranda rights!
24. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars hire a comedian as their head coach? Because they wanted someone who could make them laugh during the games!
25. What do you call a Jacksonville Jaguars player who wins the MVP award? Unemployed!
26. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars hire a magician as their offensive coordinator? Because they needed someone who could make the offense disappear!
27. How many Jacksonville Jaguars fans does it take to change a diaper? None. They’re all waiting for the Super Bowl!
28. What’s the difference between the Jacksonville Jaguars and a pinball machine? The pinball machine scores points!
29. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars player sit in the front row of math class? He wanted to improve his “completion” percentage!
30. How do you keep a Jacksonville Jaguars player out of your yard? Put up goalposts!
31. What’s the Jacksonville Jaguars’ favorite play? The fumble-rooskie!
32. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars hire a tailor? They wanted someone to sew up their defense!
33. What do the Jacksonville Jaguars and a fine dining experience have in common? They both serve a lot of turnovers!
34. Why don’t the Jacksonville Jaguars use the internet? Because they can’t seem to get a connection!
35. How do you make a Jacksonville Jaguars player stop tackling? Put a football in his hands!
36. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars player go to the bank? To check his balance!
37. What’s the difference between the Jacksonville Jaguars and a triangle? A triangle has three points!
38. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars player go to the eye doctor? Because he couldn’t find the end zone!
39. How many Jacksonville Jaguars players does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They can’t find the bulb!
40. What do you call a Jacksonville Jaguars player with a touchdown celebration dance? A unicorn!
41. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback some “change”!
42. How do you keep a Jacksonville Jaguars player from making a touchdown? Paint the end zone with a dollar bill!
43. Why don’t the Jacksonville Jaguars players take the stairs? Because they can’t seem to find the steps to success!
44. What’s the difference between the Jacksonville Jaguars and a jigsaw puzzle? A jigsaw puzzle has more pieces that fit together!
45. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars player bring a ladder to the sideline? He wanted to be a step closer to winning!
46. How do you stop a Jacksonville Jaguars player from drowning? Take your foot off his head!
47. What’s the difference between the Jacksonville Jaguars and a can of soup? The can of soup has a label!
48. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback bring a pencil to the game? Because he heard it had a lot of lead changes!
49. How do you confuse a Jacksonville Jaguars player? Put him in a round room and tell him to find the corner!
50. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars player bring a pillow to the game? Because he heard it was a real sleeper!
51. What’s the difference between the Jacksonville Jaguars and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking!
52. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars player bring a flashlight to the game? Because he heard it was a “lights out” defense!
53. How do the Jacksonville Jaguars players communicate during games? They use interception signals!
54. What’s the difference between the Jacksonville Jaguars and a broken clock? A broken clock is right twice a day!
55. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars player bring a book to the game? Because he heard it was a “rush” defense!
56. How do the Jacksonville Jaguars players stay warm during games? They stand next to the heaters on the sideline!
57. What’s the difference between the Jacksonville Jaguars and a traffic jam? The traffic jam eventually moves!
58. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars player bring a broom to the game? Because he wanted to “sweep” the competition!
59. How do you make a Jacksonville Jaguars fan’s day? Cancel the season!
60. What’s the difference between the Jacksonville Jaguars and a rock? The rock has a better chance of winning!
61. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars player bring a camera to the game? Because he wanted to “capture” a win!
62. How do the Jacksonville Jaguars players stay hydrated during games? They drink from the tears of their fans!
63. What’s the difference between the Jacksonville Jaguars and a broken record? A broken record has a chance to repeat itself!
64. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars player bring a fishing rod to the game? Because he heard there were plenty of “catches”!
65. How do you keep a Jacksonville Jaguars player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza!
66. What’s the difference between the Jacksonville Jaguars and a ghost? The ghost can actually score!
67. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars player bring a mirror to the game? So he could see what a winner looks like!
68. How do the Jacksonville Jaguars players make phone calls? They use a “pocket pass”!
69. What’s the difference between the Jacksonville Jaguars and a broken pencil? A broken pencil can still write!
70. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars player bring a calculator to the game? To calculate their chances of winning!
71. How do you keep a Jacksonville Jaguars player from stealing your car? Take away his playbook!
72. What’s the difference between the Jacksonville Jaguars and a tumbleweed? The tumbleweed actually moves!
73. Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars player bring a map to the game? Because he heard the team is lost!
74. How do the Jacksonville Jaguars players pay for their meals? With a “tip” pass!
75. What’s the difference between the Jacksonville Jaguars and a dumpster fire? The dumpster fire has a chance of getting better!
