Looking to add some laughter and enchantment into your day? Look no further, my friend! I’ve got a delightful compilation of 75 rib-tickling jokes about everyone’s favorite fairy tale darling—Cinderella!
As someone who spent their childhood immersed in Disney flicks and magical stories, I understand the importance of finding joy in life’s little pleasures. And let’s be honest, nothing beats a good belly laugh that leaves you gasping for air. So come on in, grab a seat and get ready to giggle like never before!
List of Jokes About Cinderella
1. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she always ran away from the ball!
2. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t come out? “Someday my prints will come!”
3. Why did Cinderella have trouble making friends? Because she was always losing her glass slipper!
4. What did Cinderella say to her fairy godmother at the ball? “Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo-tiful!”
5. Why did Cinderella carry a broom everywhere she went? Because she didn’t want any dirty little secrets!
6. What did Cinderella do when she got home from the ball? She tweeted about it and it went viral!
7. Why did Cinderella have to visit the dentist? Because she had a pumpkin for a carriage and it was a little rotten!
8. How does Cinderella like her coffee? With a little “pumpkin” spice!
9. Why did Cinderella get a good deal on her glass slippers? They were on “clear”ance!
10. What did Cinderella say when she lost her voice? “I guess I’ll just have to sing a little “whistle while I work” tune!”
11. Why did Cinderella wear glass slippers? Because it’s easier to clean when you can see the dirt!
12. What did Cinderella say when she met her prince? “I’ve been “wishing upon a star” for you!”
13. Why did Cinderella always carry a pumpkin with her? Because she didn’t want to “squash” anyone’s dreams!
14. What do you call Cinderella when she’s feeling down? A “mop”-princess!
15. How does Cinderella like to clean her floors? With a “sweep”ing motion!
16. Why did Cinderella go to the gym? She wanted to be a “fit”-ney princess!
17. What did Cinderella say when she won the lottery? “Now I can buy all the glass slippers I want!”
18. How did Cinderella know she was at the wrong party? She saw her stepmother and stepsisters!
19. Why was Cinderella always daydreaming? Because she wanted to “escape” reality!
20. What did Cinderella do when she couldn’t find her glass slipper? She called the “sole” detective!
21. Why did Cinderella never win at poker? Because she always had a “tell” with her glass slipper!
22. What did Cinderella say when she found out she won the lottery? “I’m going to live “happily ever wealthy” now!”
23. Why did Cinderella get a job as a makeup artist? Because she could “transform” anyone into a princess!
24. What did Cinderella say when she met her fairy godmother? “Are you “spelling” to me?”
25. Why did Cinderella become a math tutor? Because she could “count” on her prince charming!
26. What did Cinderella say when she saw her pumpkin turn into a carriage? “I guess it’s “time” to go to the ball!”
27. Why did Cinderella start a fashion blog? Because she was always dressed to “impress”!
28. What did Cinderella say when she saw her stepmother and stepsisters at the ball? “Oh no, I’ve been “swept” off my feet!”
29. Why did Cinderella wear a tiara? Because she wanted to “crown” herself the queen of fashion!
30. What did Cinderella say when she lost her glass slipper in the lake? “Well, I guess I’m “shore” out of luck!”
31. Why did Cinderella’s glass slippers always fit perfectly? Because they were custom made by a “fairy” shoemaker!
32. What did Cinderella say to her stepmother when she found out she was going to the ball? “I’m going to have a “ball” without you!”
33. Why did Cinderella always carry a mirror with her? So she could “reflect” on her prince charming!
34. What did Cinderella say to the prince when he asked her to marry him? “I’ve been “sweeping” for you my whole life!”
35. Why did Cinderella want to be a magician? So she could “disappear” from her stepmother and stepsisters!
36. What did Cinderella say to her fairy godmother when she turned into a princess? “You’ve “enchanted” me with this makeover!”
37. Why did Cinderella take up gardening? She wanted to grow her own “pumpkins”!
38. What did Cinderella say to her stepsisters when they tried to fit into her glass slippers? “Sorry, but these slippers are “sole”-ly mine!”
39. Why did Cinderella go to the baseball game? She heard they were playing “ball”!
40. What did Cinderella say when she lost her glass slipper for the hundredth time? “This is getting “old sole”!”
41. Why did Cinderella always carry a stopwatch? So she could “clock” how long she had until midnight!
42. What did Cinderella say to her stepmother when she found out she had a fairy godmother? “I guess “fairy” tales do come true!”
43. Why did Cinderella become a flight attendant? She wanted to travel to “far-off” lands!
44. What did Cinderella say to her stepsisters when they made fun of her dress? “At least I’m not “transparent” like your personalities!”
45. Why did Cinderella open a bakery? She loved making “pumpkin” pies!
46. What did Cinderella say to her prince when he proposed? “Of course I’ll “slip” into marriage with you!”
47. Why did Cinderella go to the art museum? She heard they had a painting of her glass slipper!
48. What did Cinderella say when she saw her stepmother and stepsisters at the ball? “Looks like the “shoe” is on the other foot now!”
49. Why did Cinderella become a gardener? She wanted to “blossom” like a flower!
50. What did Cinderella say to her fairy godmother when she transformed into a princess? “I’m “spellbound” by your magic!”
51. Why did Cinderella become a librarian? She wanted to have access to all the “happily ever after” stories!
52. What did Cinderella say when she found out her prince was a vegetarian? “That’s okay, I can still have my “happily ever lettuce”!
53. Why did Cinderella become a chef? She loved creating “magical” dishes!
54. What did Cinderella say to her fairy godmother when she saw her new dress? “This is truly “sew” amazing!”
55. Why did Cinderella always carry a map with her? So she wouldn’t get “lost in the woods” like in the fairy tales!
56. What did Cinderella say to her stepsisters when they asked how she always looked so beautiful? “It’s all about the “fairy” makeup!”
57. Why did Cinderella become a baker? She wanted to “rise” to the occasion!
58. What did Cinderella say to her prince when he asked her to dance? “I’d love to, but I hope you don’t “step” on my glass slippers!”
59. Why did Cinderella take up painting? She wanted to capture the “magic” of her fairy tale!
60. What did Cinderella say to her stepsisters when they saw her transformation at the ball? “Looks like “Cinderella” is now the belle of the ball!”
61. Why did Cinderella become a hairstylist? She wanted to create “royal” hairstyles!
62. What did Cinderella say when she saw her pumpkin carriage turn back into a pumpkin? “I guess the “carriage” has become a squash again!”
63. Why did Cinderella start a jewelry business? She wanted to create “sparkling” accessories!
64. What did Cinderella say when her stepsisters made fun of her dreams? “You may not believe in “happily ever after,” but I do!”
65. Why did Cinderella become a musician? She wanted to “sing” her way to the top!
66. What did Cinderella say to her fairy godmother when she gave her a new gown? “This is a real “stitch” of magic!”
67. Why did Cinderella start a fitness program? She wanted to “pumpkin” up her energy!
68. What did Cinderella say to her prince when he asked her to be his queen? “I’ve been “sweeping” for a king like you!”
69. Why did Cinderella become a wedding planner? She loved creating “happily ever after” moments!
70. What did Cinderella say to her stepsisters when they asked how she got her prince charming? “I guess I just had the “glass” factor!”
71. Why did Cinderella start a gardening club? She wanted to “cultivate” her own fairy tale!
72. What did Cinderella say when her prince asked her to go for a ride in his carriage? “I can’t wait to have a “wheely” good time!”
73. Why did Cinderella become a stand-up comedian? She wanted to “slip” some laughter into people’s lives!
74. What did Cinderella say to her fairy godmother when she saw her transformed appearance? “I’m “charmed” by my new look!”
75. Why did Cinderella open a dance studio? She wanted to teach others how to “waltz” into their dreams!
