Hey there, fellow Oklahomans and visitors alike! It’s no secret that this state has a few idiosyncrasies that set it apart from the rest. Whether it’s the constantly-changing weather or our undying passion for college football, we take pride in our quirks and love to share a laugh about them.
And let me tell you, I know a thing or two about jokes (yes, seriously!). That’s why I’ve put together this list of 75 side-splitting quips that perfectly capture what makes Oklahoma so darn special. So sit back, relax, and get ready to chuckle your way through all the reasons we love calling this place home!
List of Jokes About Oklahoma
1. Why did the cowboy become a magician? Because he wanted to learn how to pull a “tumbleweed” out of a hat!
2. What do you call a cow with no legs in Oklahoma? Ground beef!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award in Oklahoma? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. How do tornadoes in Oklahoma introduce themselves? They say, “I’m just passing through!”
5. What do you call an Oklahoma thunderstorm with no lightning? A quiet boom!
6. Why did the football team go to Oklahoma’s state capitol? To play a “capitol game”!
7. What did the Oklahoman say to the meteorologist? “You’re just blowing hot air!”
8. Why did the chicken go to Oklahoma’s basketball game? Because it heard they had great “layups”!
9. How do Oklahomans celebrate their birthdays? With a “Tulsa party”!
10. Why did the golfer go to Oklahoma? Because they heard the courses were “Sooner”!
11. What did one Oklahoma cornstalk say to the other? “I’m stalking you!”
12. Why did the cookie go to Oklahoma’s bakery? Because it wanted to be a “Sooner Snickerdoodle”!
13. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite type of music? Tornado country!
14. Why did the Oklahoman bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
15. How do Oklahomans get around during a blizzard? They “Swoosh”!
16. What do you call a cow that tells jokes in Oklahoma? A comooedian!
17. Why was the math book sad in Oklahoma? Because it had too many problems!
18. What did the Oklahoma tornado say to the trailer park? “I’m just passing through. Mind if I pick up some souvenirs?”
19. Why was the basketball court in Oklahoma always so wet? Because there were too many “Sooner splashes”!
20. How do Oklahomans greet each other during tornado season? “Windy weather we’re having, isn’t it?”
21. Why did the chicken cross the road in Oklahoma? To get away from the tornado!
22. What did one Oklahoman say to the other while watching a tornado? “Looks like we’re in for a whirlwind of fun!”
23. Why did the scarecrow move to Oklahoma? Because it heard the land was “a-maize-ing”!
24. How do Oklahomans keep cool during the summer? They sit in the shade of a “Sooner tree”!
25. What did the Oklahoma football player say when he scored a touchdown? “I’m Sooner-rific!”
26. Why did the deer go to Oklahoma? Because it heard the hunting was “Sooner or later”!
27. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite type of candy? Twist-er!
28. Why did the Oklahoman take a ladder to the grocery store? To reach the “Sooner snacks” on the top shelf!
29. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite type of dessert? Tornado cake with “Sooner whipped cream”!
30. Why did the catfish blush in Oklahoma? Because it saw the “Sooner sunfish”!
31. What did the tornado say to the Oklahoma farmhouse? “I’m going to blow you away!”
32. Why was the road in Oklahoma always angry? Because it had too many potholes!
33. How do Oklahomans fix their hair during windy days? They use “Sooner-hold” hairspray!
34. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite type of pie? Tornado berry pie with “Sooner vanilla ice cream”!
35. Why did the Oklahoman bring a ladder to the concert? Because they wanted to get closer to the “Sooner stage”!
36. What did the tornado say to the Oklahoman? “You’re a real “twister” of humor!”
37. Why did the farmer go to Oklahoma’s state fair? To see the “Sooner livestock shows”!
38. What do you call a tornado that loves to dance in Oklahoma? A “Twisterella”!
39. How do Oklahomans stay fit? They do “Sooner-size” exercises!
40. Why did the ghost move to Oklahoma? Because it heard the state was full of “Sooner spirits”!
41. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite type of sandwich? A “Sooner sub” with extra “Tulsa mayo”!
42. Why did the scarecrow go to Oklahoma’s football game? To cheer for the “Sooner touchdowns”!
43. How do Oklahomans keep their cars from blowing away in tornadoes? They use “Sooner straps”!
44. What do you call a tornado chaser in Oklahoma? A “Sooner storm tracker”!
45. Why did the rabbit go to Oklahoma? Because it heard the grass was “Sooner” on the other side!
46. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite type of pizza? Tornado pepperoni with “Sooner cheese”!
47. Why did the scarecrow start a band in Oklahoma? Because it wanted to play “Sooner tunes”!
48. How do Oklahomans make their tea? With “Sooner sugar” and a splash of tornado water!
49. Why did the tree go to Oklahoma’s basketball game? Because it wanted to root for the “Sooner branches”!
50. What did the Oklahoman say to the tornado? “You really blow me away!”
51. Why did the chicken join the choir in Oklahoma? Because it had a great “Sooner voice”!
52. How do Oklahomans decorate their homes during tornado season? With “Sooner wind chimes”!
53. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite type of soup? Twister tomato with “Sooner noodles”!
54. Why did the scarecrow win the dance competition in Oklahoma? Because it had the best “Sooner steps”!
55. How do Oklahomans measure time during a tornado? They use a “Sooner watch”!
56. What do you call an Oklahoman who loves roller coasters? A “Sooner coaster enthusiast”!
57. Why did the tornado attend the Oklahoma wedding? Because it wanted to give a “Sooner-ado blessing”!
58. How do Oklahomans keep their hats from blowing off during a tornado? They use “Sooner hat pins”!
59. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite type of salad dressing? Tornado ranch with “Sooner croutons”!
60. Why did the cow become a motivational speaker in Oklahoma? Because it wanted to inspire others to “moo-ve Sooner”!
61. What did the Oklahoman say when asked about tornadoes? “We take them with a “Sooner smile”!
62. Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian in Oklahoma? Because it had the best “Sooner jokes”!
63. How do Oklahomans stay entertained during a tornado warning? They play “Sooner games”!
64. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite type of ice cream? Twister sundae with “Sooner sprinkles”!
65. Why did the football team in Oklahoma switch to a vegetarian diet? Because they wanted to be known as the “Sooner beet-ers”!
66. What do you call an Oklahoman who loves puzzles? A “Sooner solver”!
67. Why did the scarecrow become a farmer in Oklahoma? Because it wanted to grow “Sooner crops”!
68. How do Oklahomans keep their BBQ from blowing away in a tornado? They use “Sooner sauce”!
69. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite type of coffee? Tornado blend with “Sooner cream”!
70. Why did the cow become a weather forecaster in Oklahoma? Because it was good at “spotting Sooner storms”!
71. How do Oklahomans make their beds during a tornado? They use “Sooner sheets”!
72. What do you call an Oklahoman who loves roller skating? A “Sooner skater”!
73. Why did the scarecrow start a gardening club in Oklahoma? Because it wanted to grow “Sooner plants”!
74. How do Oklahomans catch the wind? With a “Sooner net”!
75. What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite type of bread? Tornado baguette with “Sooner butter”!
