Hop on the chuckle train, folks! We’ve got a rip-roaring compilation of 75 jokes about buses that are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. From wacky encounters with fellow riders to unforeseen pit stops, these jokes capture the quirky side of riding public transportation like nobody’s business.
So grab a seat (preferably one without gum stuck to it), buckle up (metaphorically speaking) and enjoy this sidesplitting journey from start to finish! Get ready for some serious LOL moments and belly laughs galore – we promise you won’t regret it!
List of Jokes About Buses
1. Why did the bus driver bring a ladder? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
2. What did the bus conductor say to the passenger who had too many bags? “You really need to get a grip on your luggage!”
3. Why did the bus take a break? Because it needed to “re-tire”!
4. How do buses greet each other? They “bus-t” out a friendly honk!
5. Why did the bus driver carry a map? Because he didn’t want to “lose track” of where he was going!
6. What did the bus say to the passenger who kept complaining about the bumpy ride? “I’m sorry, I can’t smooth things out for you, I’m just a bus!”
7. How do you make a bus stop? You “hail” it with your hand!
8. Why did the bus get in trouble at school? It was caught “passing gas” in the hallway!
9. What do you call a bus that can perform magic tricks? A “transport-er”!
10. Why did the bus blush? Because it saw the “streetcar” of its dreams!
11. What did one bus say to the other bus at the gym? “I heard you’re trying to get into “transit” shape!”
12. Why did the bus driver bring a broom to work? Because he wanted to “sweep” the passengers off their feet!
13. What did the bus driver say when the passenger asked if they were headed in the right direction? “I don’t know, I’m just following the “transit” signs!”
14. Why did the bus break down in the middle of the road? It was feeling “exhausted”!
15. How do buses communicate with each other? They use “transmissions”!
16. Why did the bus driver go to therapy? Because he had a “steering” problem!
17. What do you call a bus that tells jokes? A “com-mute-r”!
18. Why did the bus driver bring a sandwich to work? Because he wanted a “trans-portable” lunch!
19. What do you call a bus that can play musical instruments? A “transit-harmonic”!
20. Why was the bus cold? Because all the windows were “down”!
21. What did one bus say to the other bus when they met on the road? “Long time, no “see”-tric!”
22. Why did the bus driver get a ticket? Because he didn’t “bus-stop” at the red light!
23. How do buses make decisions? They take a “votemobile”!
24. Why did the bus driver always carry an umbrella? Because he wanted to “shelter” his passengers!
25. What do you call a bus that can do karate? A “transit-chop-ter”!
26. Why did the bus feel lonely? Because it was missing its “transit” friends!
27. How do buses stay in shape? They “bus-cle” their way through traffic!
28. What did the bus driver say to the passenger who forgot their fare? “You can’t “bus-slide” on this ride!”
29. Why did the bus go to the doctor? Because it was feeling “run-down”!
30. What do you call a bus that can’t stop singing? A “transit-tone”!
31. Why did the bus driver bring a pillow to work? Because he wanted to take a “cushion” break!
32. What did one bus say to the other bus that was driving too slow? “Hey, pick up the “pace”! We’re on a schedule!”
33. Why did the bus blush when it saw the fire engine? Because it thought the fire engine was “hot”!
34. How do buses make phone calls? They use “transistors”!
35. Why did the bus driver always carry a pen and paper? Because he liked to “jot” down notes about his route!
36. What do you call a bus that can do magic tricks with cards? A “transit-ation”!
37. Why did the bus driver bring a camera to work? Because he wanted to “capture” memories of the journey!
38. How do buses exercise their wheels? They do “spins” in the parking lot!
39. Why did the bus get a promotion at work? Because it was a “driven” employee!
40. What did the bus say to the passenger who asked if they accepted credit cards? “No, we only take “transit” cards!”
41. Why did the bus driver always carry a toolbox? Because he liked to “fix” things on the go!
42. What do you call a bus that loves to play chess? A “transit-strategist”!
43. Why did the bus driver bring a dictionary to work? Because he wanted to “define” his route!
44. How do buses go on vacation? They take a “transit-tour” around the country!
45. Why did the bus driver bring a fishing rod to work? Because he wanted to “catch” some good stories from passengers!
46. What do you call a bus that can solve complex math problems? A “transit-calculator”!
47. Why did the bus driver bring a shovel to work? Because he was “digging” the job!
48. How do buses keep their passengers entertained? They have “on-board” entertainment systems!
49. Why did the bus go to the dentist? Because it had a “cavity” in its engine!
50. What do you call a bus that can do gymnastics? A “transit-tumbler”!
51. Why did the bus driver always bring a whistle to work? Because he wanted to “blow the horn” on time!
52. How do buses stay cool in the summer? They use “transit-air” conditioning!
53. Why did the bus driver bring a picnic basket to work? Because he wanted to have a “wheely” good lunch!
54. What do you call a bus that loves to dance? A “transit-groover”!
55. Why did the bus feel jealous of the train? Because the train got to “choo-choo”!
56. How do buses send emails? They use “transit” servers!
57. Why did the bus driver bring a plant to work? Because he wanted to add some “green” to the bus!
58. What do you call a bus that can do stand-up comedy? A “transit-joker”!
59. Why did the bus driver always bring a puzzle book to work? Because he enjoyed “crossing” routes!
60. How do buses celebrate birthdays? They throw a “transit-party” on wheels!
61. Why did the bus feel nervous before a big trip? Because it had “butterflies” in its wheels!
62. What do you call a bus that loves to write poetry? A “transit-verse”!
63. Why did the bus driver bring binoculars to work? Because he wanted to “see” the traffic ahead!
64. How do buses solve mysteries? They go on “transit-undercover” missions!
65. Why did the bus feel happy when it arrived at the destination? Because it had a “wheel-y” good time!
66. What do you call a bus that can do magic tricks with coins? A “transit-magician”!
67. Why did the bus driver bring a guitar to work? Because he wanted to “strum” up some cheerful tunes!
68. How do buses send text messages? They use “transit-mitters”!
69. Why did the bus driver bring a sketchbook to work? Because he wanted to “draw” inspiration from the city!
70. What do you call a bus that loves to paint? A “transit-artist”!
71. Why did the bus driver always bring an umbrella to work? Because he wanted to “cover” all the stops!
72. How do buses navigate through heavy traffic? They use their “transit” instincts!
73. Why did the bus feel sad after dropping off all the passengers? Because it was “empty” inside!
74. What do you call a bus that can do magic tricks with scarves? A “transit-illusionist”!
75. Why did the bus driver bring a map of the stars to work? Because he wanted to “navigate” through the universe!
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