Ready for a chuckle that’ll knock you out of your seat? Whether you’re an avid wrestling fan or just in the mood for some belly laughs, I’ve got a list of 75 jokes about wrestlers that are guaranteed to have you tapping out from laughter.
Buckle up and get ready to step into the ring with me as we explore all the hilarious moments that make wrestling so entertaining. No need to be serious here – let’s leave our poker faces at home and bring on those big smiles!
List of Jokes About Wrestling
1. Why did the wrestler bring a ladder to the grocery store? Because he wanted to reach the top shelf of the cereal aisle!
2. What do wrestlers use to bake cookies? A body slam!
3. Why did the wrestler bring a pencil to the wrestling match? Because he wanted to draw first blood!
4. How did the wrestler cool down after a match? He opened the “can” of whoop-ass and drank it!
5. What do wrestlers eat for breakfast? Body-slammed eggs and piledriver pancakes!
6. Why did the wrestler become an artist? Because he wanted to create masterpieces with headlocks and suplexes!
7. What do you call a wrestler who can’t swim? A sinker!
8. Why did the wrestler bring a mirror to the match? Because he wanted to “reflect” on his opponent!
9. How do wrestlers invite friends to a party? They “ring” them up!
10. What do you get when you cross a wrestler with a baker? A bread-body-slam!
11. Why did the wrestler go to the dentist? He needed a “smackdown” on his cavities!
12. How do wrestlers keep track of their appointments? They use their wrestling “count”!
13. What do wrestlers say before they eat? “Let’s get ready to crumble!”
14. Why did the wrestler bring a pillow to the match? Because he wanted to pin his opponent to sleep!
15. How do wrestlers greet each other? With a “body-slam hug”!
16. What do you call a wrestler who can’t stop sneezing? Achoo “Macho Man”!
17. Why did the wrestler wear a cape? Because he wanted to be a “suplex” hero!
18. How did the wrestler apologize? With a “sorryplex”!
19. What do wrestlers do when they’re bored? They try to “tag” themselves out of it!
20. Why did the wrestler take up gardening? Because he wanted to perfect his “body-slam seeds”!
21. How did the wrestler become a detective? He always found the “clue” with a piledriver!
22. What do you call a wrestler who loves to garden? Farmer Slam!
23. Why did the wrestler become a chef? Because he loved to serve up “submission holds”!
24. How do wrestlers keep their hair in place? With a “headlock of hair gel”!
25. What do wrestlers do at the beach? They practice their “sand suplexes”!
26. Why did the wrestler bring a ladder to the library? Because he wanted to reach the “book body slams”!
27. How did the wrestler become a magician? He made his opponents disappear with his “sleight of slam”!
28. What do you call a wrestler who loves to eat? Chewbacca Slam!
29. Why did the wrestler bring a stopwatch to the match? He wanted to “pin” down the exact time of victory!
30. How do wrestlers solve a math problem? They use a “body-slam equation”!
31. What do wrestlers do in their spare time? They “grapple” with crossword puzzles!
32. Why did the wrestler bring a map to the match? Because he wanted to “pin” down his opponent’s location!
33. How do wrestlers clean their cars? With a body-slam scrub brush!
34. What do you call a wrestler who loves to play music? Rock ‘n’ Wrestle!
35. Why did the wrestler bring a ruler to the match? Because he wanted to measure his opponent’s defeat!
36. How do wrestlers write letters? They use “suplex” paper!
37. What do wrestlers do during the winter? They practice their “ice-slam” moves!
38. Why did the wrestler bring a dictionary to the match? Because he wanted to “define” his victory!
39. How do wrestlers decorate their homes? With body-slamming wallpaper!
40. What do you call a wrestler who loves to dance? Twinkle-Toes Slam!
41. Why did the wrestler bring a camera to the match? Because he wanted to capture his “snap suplex” moment!
42. How do wrestlers send emails? With a “body-slam attachment”!
43. What do wrestlers do when they win the lottery? They body-slam their way to the bank!
44. Why did the wrestler bring a trampoline to the match? Because he wanted to “bounce” his opponent out of the ring!
45. How do wrestlers make lemonade? With a body-slamming squeeze!
46. What do you call a wrestler who loves to cook? Chef Slammy!
47. Why did the wrestler bring a calculator to the match? Because he wanted to “add up” his victories!
48. How do wrestlers relax after a match? They take a body-slamming bubble bath!
49. What do wrestlers do when they’re scared? They put their opponents in a “submission hold”!
50. Why did the wrestler become a painter? He loved to create “canvas-crushing” masterpieces!
51. How do wrestlers celebrate birthdays? With body-slamming balloons and piledriver cakes!
52. What do you call a wrestler who loves to tell jokes? The Pun-isher!
53. Why did the wrestler bring a broom to the match? Because he wanted to “sweep” his opponent off their feet!
54. How do wrestlers write poetry? With “suplex” stanzas and body-slam rhymes!
55. What do wrestlers do at the amusement park? They go on the “body-slam coaster”!
56. Why did the wrestler bring a compass to the match? Because he wanted to “navigate” his way to victory!
57. How do wrestlers pack for a trip? They use body-slamming suitcases!
58. What do wrestlers do on their day off? They practice their “sleeper hold” on the couch!
59. Why did the wrestler bring a calculator to the gym? Because he wanted to “count” his reps in body slams!
60. How do wrestlers stay organized? They use body-slamming planners!
61. What do wrestlers do at the zoo? They practice their “animal slam” moves!
62. Why did the wrestler become a writer? He loved to “body-slam” his readers with words!
63. How do wrestlers send text messages? With a “body-slam emoji”!
64. What do wrestlers do at the circus? They perform “body-slamming tricks” under the big top!
65. Why did the wrestler bring a calculator to the match? Because he wanted to “sum up” his opponent’s defeat!
66. How do wrestlers do their laundry? With a body-slamming washing machine!
67. What do wrestlers do on a rainy day? They practice their “slip-and-slam” moves!
68. Why did the wrestler become a musician? He loved to “body-slam” the drums!
69. How do wrestlers study for exams? They body-slam the textbooks for knowledge!
70. What do wrestlers do at the bowling alley? They aim for a “strike” with body-slamming balls!
71. Why did the wrestler bring a flashlight to the match? Because he wanted to “shine a light” on his victory!
72. How do wrestlers do their grocery shopping? With a body-slamming shopping cart!
73. What do wrestlers do at the pet store? They practice their “body-slamming pet tricks”!
74. Why did the wrestler become a pilot? He loved to “body-slam” the clouds!
75. How do wrestlers read books? They body-slam their way through the pages!
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