Hey there! Having a tough time shaking off those Monday blues? Yearning for the weekend to come back already? I totally get it. That’s why I’ve put together a collection of 75 side-splitting jokes all about the glorious and oh-so-short-lived weekend. Trust me, you’ll be chuckling in no time and forget all about that dreaded Monday grind.
List of Jokes About Weekend
1. Why did the calendar refuse a date with Saturday? Because it heard Saturday was two-faced!
2. What do you call a snowman party on the weekend? A snowball!
3. Why did the scarecrow work on weekends? Because it was outstanding in its field!
4. What did the weekend say to the coffee? I’m so glad we’re brewed together!
5. Why did the skeleton go to the weekend party alone? Because it had no body to go with!
6. What did the bee say to the flower on the weekend? “Buzz-iness” as usual?
7. Why did the computer stay in bed all weekend? It had a virus and needed to rest!
8. What did the painter say about the weekend? I can’t “brush” off how excited I am!
9. Why did the tomato turn red on the weekend? Because it saw the salad dressing!
10. What do you call a cat that loves the weekend? A “fur-loughed” feline!
11. Why did the math book look forward to the weekend? Because it had too many problems!
12. What do you call a pig that knows how to relax on weekends? A “hammock”!
13. Why did the tree go to the weekend party? To branch out and have a good time!
14. What did the ocean say to the beach on the weekend? Long tide, no sea!
15. Why did the gardener bring a ladder to the weekend picnic? Because they heard the potato chips were on the top shelf!
16. What’s a vampire’s favorite day of the weekend? Sundae!
17. Why did the soccer ball refuse to go out on the weekend? It was tired of being kicked around!
18. What did the lightning bolt say to the thunderstorm on the weekend? You’re shocking!
19. Why did the bicycle fall over during the weekend race? It was two-tired!
20. What did the clock say to the other clock on the weekend? See you Monday!
21. Why did the corn stalk go on a weekend trip? To get some ear pollution!
22. What do you call a bear that loves weekends? A “grizzly” party animal!
23. Why did the weekend cross the road? To get to the fun side!
24. What did the book say to the weekend? Storytime begins now!
25. Why did the music teacher love the weekends? They could finally find some “rest”!
26. What’s a squirrel’s favorite day of the weekend? Acorn-y Sunday!
27. Why did the tomato turn red on Saturday? It saw the salad dressing getting ready for a party!
28. What do you call a fish that works only on weekends? A part-time flounder!
29. Why did the scarecrow take the weekend off? Because it was outstanding in its field all week!
30. What did the pancake say to the weekend? I’m flippin’ excited to see you!
31. Why did the teddy bear refuse to go on a weekend adventure? It didn’t want to bear the responsibility!
32. What do you call a sheep that loves weekends? A “wool-lly” good time!
33. Why did the basketball player love the weekends? Because they could finally “rebound”!
34. What did the weekend say to the workweek? You’re overrated!
35. Why did the banana enjoy the weekend so much? It could finally “peel” relaxed!
36. What do you call a cow that only works on the weekends? A part-time moo-er!
37. Why did the computer go to the weekend party? It heard the chips were free!
38. What did the hat say to the weekend? You’re on top!
39. Why did the tree go to the dentist on the weekend? It needed a root canal!
40. What do you call a dog that loves the weekend? A “week-pug”!
41. Why did the weekend go camping? To get some “piece” and quiet!
42. What did the traffic light say to the weekend? Don’t cross me!
43. Why did the clock always look forward to the weekend? Because it was “tickled” pink!
44. What do you call a squirrel that only works on weekends? A part-time nut-gatherer!
45. Why did the paper go to the weekend party? It wanted to make headlines!
46. What did the banana say to the weekend? Peel the excitement!
47. Why did the computer sleep all weekend? It needed its “zzz”!
48. What do you call a cat that works on weekends? A purr-sonal assistant!
49. Why did the tree dislike the weekends? Too much bark, no bite!
50. What did the weekend say to the Monday? I’m ahead of you!
51. Why did the potato go to the weekend party? Because it was a “mashed” hit!
52. What do you call a cow that only dances on weekends? A “moo-ver” and a shaker!
53. Why did the weekend go to the art gallery? It wanted to see some “week-endless” creativity!
54. What did the weekend say to the alarm clock? You’re ticking me off!
55. Why did the kangaroo love weekends? It could finally hop into relaxation!
56. What do you call a squirrel that loves the weekend? A nut-case!
57. Why did the pencil enjoy the weekend so much? It got to draw a line under the week!
58. What did the weekend say to the pillow? Let’s sleep in!
59. Why did the apple go to the weekend party? It wanted to be the “core” attraction!
60. What do you call a chicken that only works on weekends? A “week-fry”!
61. Why did the weekend go to the amusement park? To have a “week-endless” fun!
62. What did the towel say to the weekend? You’re so refreshing!
63. Why did the dog love weekends? It could finally “paws” and relax!
64. What do you call a squirrel that only shows up on weekends? A part-time nut!
65. Why did the weekend go to the library? To check out some “week-endless” books!
66. What did the mirror say to the weekend? Reflect and enjoy!
67. Why did the cookie go to the weekend party? It wanted to crumble the dance floor!
68. What do you call a tree that works on weekends? A “branch” manager!
69. Why did the weekend go to the beach? To ride the “wave” of relaxation!
70. What did the coffee say to the weekend? You perk me up!
71. Why did the broom love weekends? It could finally “sweep” away the stress!
72. What do you call a bird that only sings on weekends? A part-time chirper!
73. Why did the weekend go to the gym? To work on its “week-endurance”!
74. What did the chair say to the weekend? Please, have a seat and relax!
75. Why did the potato chip go to the weekend party? Because it couldn’t resist the dip!
