Do you find yourself glued to your phone screen, typing away endless text messages until your fingers ache? Has your texting obsession earned you the title of “texting addict” amongst friends and family? Or maybe you’re just in need of a good laugh to brighten up your day. Fear not! We’ve got 75 rib-tickling jokes about texting that will have you howling with laughter.
We’ve all been there – sending an embarrassing typo or autocorrect fail. But don’t worry, we’re here to lift your spirits with some hilarious one-liners and relatable gags that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Whether it’s for sharing online or simply enjoying alone time, these jokes are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone.
So get ready to loosen up those texting thumbs (but not too tightly!), sit back, and delve into this witty collection of texting-themed humor. It’s time for some serious lols!
List of Jokes About Texting
1. Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It had attachment issues.
2. How do you know a phone is mad at you? It gives you the silent treatment!
3. What do you call a phone that’s been left on silent mode for too long? A miss-callaneous device.
4. Why did the phone bring a ladder? It wanted to reach the top of the app store.
5. Why did the text message go to art school? It wanted to become a Meme.
6. How does a phone greet another phone? “Watt’s up?”
7. What did one text message say to the other? “I think we should hangout more. Period.”
8. What did the iPhone say to the text message? “Sorry, I’m just not feeling a connection.”
9. What do you call a phone that has too many notifications? Over-App-Whelmed.
10. Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the current relationship!
11. What do you call a group of smartphones singing together? A text-choir.
12. Why did the phone bring a map to the party? It wanted to text-plain where it was.
13. Why did the text message break up with the comma? It felt the relationship needed more space.
14. How did the phone propose to its charger? It sent a ringtone!
15. What do you call a phone with an attitude? A sarcasti-phone.
16. Why did the phone go on a diet? It wanted to shed some app-lbs.
17. What did the phone say to the annoyed user? “Stop app-lying pressure!”
18. Why did the phone go to the doctor? It had a bad case of “keyboarditis.”
19. What did one text message say to the other during an argument? “You’re off the grid!”
20. How do smartphones apologize? They send “iSorry” messages.
21. Why did the phone put on a pair of glasses? To improve its “i-sight.”
22. What do you call a smartphone that sings in the shower? An “iPode.”
23. Why was the phone not invited to the party? It had no “app-etite” for socializing.
24. What did the phone say to the Wi-Fi? “I feel a strong connection between us.”
25. Why did the phone refuse to play hide-and-seek? It always gave away its location with notifications!
26. What did the text message say to the sender? “You’ve got mail… but not a response.”
27. How do phones stay in shape? They do “cell-u-lar” exercises.
28. What do you call a texting contest? A “character” war.
29. Why did the phone go to school? It wanted to improve its “text-education.”
30. What did the phone say to the TV remote? “You’re the channel of my dreams!”
31. How do smartphones prevent sunburn? They use “cell-phone” protection.
32. Why did the phone bring a fan to the party? It wanted to stay cool in case of a “text-storm!”
33. What do you call a phone that’s always trying to be funny? A joke-“app.”
34. Why did the phone refuse to break up with its charger? It was afraid of being “dis-connected!”
35. How do you describe a phone that’s afraid of commitment? App-rehensive!
36. What do you call a text message that falls in love easily? A “romantic” notification.
37. Why did the phone go to the orchestra? It wanted to experience “text-tures” of sound.
38. What did one text message say to the other in a hurry? “I’m typing as fast as my thumbs can go!”
39. How do phones stay organized? They use “cell-phone” folders.
40. What did the phone say when it found a hidden message? “Text-cellent!”
41. Why did the phone take up cooking? It wanted to master the art of “text-ture.”
42. How did the phone become a detective? It knew how to decode “text-crime!”
43. What do you call a phone that loves to take pictures? A “shutter-phone.”
44. Why did the phone become a fashion designer? It had a keen eye for “text-tiles.”
45. How do you make a phone laugh? You send it a “text-tickler!”
46. Why did the phone apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to learn how to “text-rise.”
47. What did the phone say to the weather app? “I’ve been feeling under the cloud lately!”
48. How do you invite a phone to a party? You send a “text-tation.”
49. Why did the phone go on a diet? It wanted to be slim and “text-y.”
50. What do you call a text message with a great sense of humor? A “punny” notification.
51. Why did the phone start meditating? It wanted to find its “text-zen.”
52. What do you call a phone that always tells the truth? A “text-accurate” device.
53. Why did the phone apply for a job at the zoo? It loved taking “text-citing” selfies with animals!
54. What did the phone say to the calendar app? “Let’s schedule some quality text-time.”
55. How do phones stay positive? They use “text-affirmations.”
56. Why did the phone become a stand-up comedian? It had a great sense of “text-humor!”
57. What did the phone say to the video game? “You’re my favorite form of “text-ertainment.”
58. How do you calm a stressed-out phone? You give it a “text-pedicure.”
59. Why did the phone enroll in a dance class? It wanted to learn how to “text-step.”
60. What did the phone say to the calculator? “You really add value to my life.”
61. How do phones express their love? They send “text-kisses!”
62. Why did the phone join a choir? It loved the sound of “text-harmonies!”
63. What did the phone say to the charging cable? “You complete me.”
64. How do phones apologize after a fight? They send “text-oligies.”
65. Why did the phone go skydiving? It wanted to experience a “text-rush!”
66. What did the phone say to the game console? “We make a great “text-tream” team!”
67. How do phones celebrate birthdays? They throw “text-parties.”
68. Why did the phone start writing poetry? It had a way with “text-pression.”
69. What did one text message say to the other when they finally met? “I’ve been texting about you.”
70. How do phones overcome challenges? They use “text-strength.”
71. Why did the phone become a motivational speaker? It had a knack for “text-piring” others!
72. What do you call a phone that’s always telling jokes? A “text-comedian.”
73. Why did the phone become a painter? It loved creating “text-tures” on the screen.
74. How do phones apologize to their owners? They send “text-remorse!”
75. Why did the phone start learning magic tricks? It wanted to master the art of “text-pionage!”
