Hey there friends, can you believe it’s already March? The air is starting to warm up, the grass is getting greener, and we’re all ready for a fresh start. But what’s even better than the promise of springtime? Laughter! As someone who loves nothing more than making people giggle, I’ve gathered an awesome collection of 75 side-splitting jokes about this merry month.
Whether you’re in the mood for clever one-liners or rib-tickling puns, this article has got you covered. From St. Patty’s Day pranks to silly springtime shenanigans, there’s something here that will tickle your funny bone. And hey – did you know that laughter can actually reduce stress levels and make us happier? So why not kick off March with a chuckle?
So go ahead and get comfy as we dive into these 75 hilarious jokes about March that are sure to leave you grinning from ear to ear!
List of Jokes About March
1. Why did the calendar go on a diet in March? It wanted to shed some days!
2. What’s the best day to go shopping for a calendar? March fourth!
3. How do trees feel in March? They’re relieved that winter is finally branching out!
4. What do you call a lion in March? Ready for spring training!
5. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the course in March? In case he got a hole in one!
6. What is the leprechaun’s favorite month? March, because it’s full of shamrock and roll!
7. What’s the best way to catch a squirrel in March? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
8. Why don’t oysters donate to charity in March? Because they are shellfish!
9. How do you fix a broken March Madness bracket? With basketball tape!
10. What did the spring say to March? “Don’t be so hard on me, I’m just trying to bounce back!”
11. What do you call a sheep that marches in a parade? The grand marshal of the baa-talion!
12. Why did the calendar refuse to go on a picnic in March? It heard there was going to be a lot of sun-dates!
13. What do you call a musician who can’t find their instrument in March? A trom-bonehead!
14. Why was the math book sad in March? It had too many problems to solve!
15. What is a snake’s favorite month? March, because it sheds its old skin and gets a fresh start!
16. How does March feel about the other months? It finds them quite a-May-zing!
17. Why was the computer cold in March? It left its Windows open!
18. What do you call a snowman that melts in March? A puddle of slush fund!
19. Why do basketball players love March? Because it’s a slam-dunk month!
20. How does March make its money? It starts with a spring sale!
21. What did the lion say to March? “You’re roaring with potential!”
22. Why did the teddy bear bring a ladder in March? To reach the top shelf where the Easter treats are hidden!
23. What did the big flower say to the little flower in March? “Bloom where you are planted!”
24. What kind of exercise does the calendar do in March? Page-ups and page-downs!
25. What’s the difference between a march and a jog? A march is for soldiers, and a jog is for fitness enthusiasts!
26. Why was the math test so easy in March? Because it was a piece of Pi!
27. What’s the most musical month of the year? March, because it’s packed with notes!
28. What did the lion say to the lamb in March? “Don’t worry, spring is just around the corner!”
29. Why did the kite get grounded in March? It refused to fly a March kite!
30. What did one raindrop say to the other in March? “Two’s company, three’s a cloud!”
31. What do you call a calendar that’s afraid of March? April fool’s!
32. Why did the scarecrow dance in March? Because it was doing the spring fling!
33. What do you call a cat that plays the piano in March? Furry Liszt!
34. How do trees welcome spring in March? They give it a leafy green salute!
35. What’s the luckiest day in March? St. Patrick’s Day, of course!
36. Why did the bicycle fall over in March? It was two-tired!
37. What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes in March? A funny bunny!
38. Why was the calendar good at making predictions in March? It had a lot of dates!
39. What do you call a lion that loves March Madness? A roar-erback!
40. Why did the lion get a ticket in March? It was caught speeding toward spring!
41. What’s the weather’s favorite part of March? The wind-chill factor!
42. How does a tree feel when March begins? It gets a bit rooty!
43. What do you call a sheep that can sing in March? A baa-ritone!
44. Why did the horse go to the gym in March? To work on its canter-cize!
45. What’s the best day to tell jokes about March? March 1st, April Fools’ is still too far away!
46. How do birds celebrate March? They have tweet-er parties!
47. Why was the broom so excited in March? It knew it was time for some spring cleaning!
48. What did the strawberry say to the calendar in March? “Let’s jam together!”
49. Why did the basketball team go to the bakery in March? They needed some March Madness doughnuts!
50. What did the flower say to the gardener in March? “Don’t leaf me alone, I’m blossoming!”
51. How do bees welcome March? They give it a buzzing ovation!
52. Why did the tomato turn red in March? It saw the salad dressing!
53. What do you call a March-loving cow? A moo-sician!
54. How do you catch a squirrel in March? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
55. Why did the lion get a calendar for March? So he could keep track of his “march”ing orders!
56. What do you call a sheep that loves March Madness? A “baa-sketball” fan!
57. Why did the tomato turn red in March? It saw the salad dressing doing the “March shake”!
58. Why did the clock go to therapy in March? It had a case of “spring fever” and couldn’t keep up with the time change!
59. Why did the math book look forward to March? It could finally ask, “Will you be my “pi” for Pi Day?”
60. Why did the scare crow celebrate March? It finally got to trade its winter clothes for “March-chic” attire!
61. What did one calendar say to the other in March? “I’m looking forward to turning over a new leaf!”
62. Why was the computer cold in March? It left its Windows open and caught a “March breeze”!
63. What’s a calendar’s favorite exercise in March? “March-obics” — it’s all about the steps!
64. Why did the calendar apply for a job in March? It wanted to be the “chief organizer” of the spring season!
65. What did the tree say to the calendar in March? “I’m ready to leaf winter behind and branch out into spring!”
66. Why did the calendar refuse to play cards in March? It was tired of being “dealt” with!
67. What do you call a cat that only comes around in March? A “March-chaser”!
68. Why did the soccer ball love March? It got to “kick off” the spring season!
69. What did one calendar say to another in March? “I can’t wait for the “March-ching” band parade!”
70. Why did the calendar take up painting in March? It wanted to “spring” into a new artistic hobby!
71. Why did the calendar go to the comedy club in March? It needed a good laugh to “spring” up its spirits!
72. What do you call a lamb playing in the rain in March? A “spring chicken”!
73. Why was the calendar upset at the gym in March? It felt like it was “losing time” instead of losing weight!
74. What did one calendar say to another at the end of March? “See you next year, March-velous!”
75. Why did the calendar refuse to go on a diet in March? Because it couldn’t resist the temptation of “March-mallows”!
