Hey there! Feeling the need for a good chuckle? Then pack your bags and head to Hawaii, where humor flows like the waves crashing on its shores.
As someone who knows how to tickle funny bones, I’ve combed through all of Hawaii’s islands to bring you 75 outrageously hilarious jokes about this tropical paradise that will have you saying “mahalo” for more.
Whether you’re planning a trip or just want some island-inspired comedy, we’ve got it all – from witty quips about pineapples to clever cracks about surfing. So go ahead, mix up a mai tai and get ready to laugh until your sides ache as we dive into these Hawaiian-themed jokes!
List of Jokes about Hawaii
1. Why did the pineapple refuse to leave Hawaii? Because it’s a “pine-apple” paradise!
2. What do you call a Hawaiian cat that loves to surf? A “purr-fect” wave rider!
3. Why did the surfer bring a lei to the beach in Hawaii? He wanted to “lei” back and relax!
4. What do you call a Hawaiian volcano that tells jokes? A “lava-ble” comedian!
5. Why did the ukulele go to Hawaii? It wanted to “string” along with the locals!
6. What do you call a Hawaiian snowman? An “aloha-cicle”!
7. Why did the hula dancer go to the doctor? She had a case of the “hula-balloos”!
8. What do you call a Hawaiian sandwich? A “ham-maui” and cheese!
9. Why did the coconut go to Hawaii? It wanted to get a little “nutty” on vacation!
10. What do you call a Hawaiian detective? A “poi-rot”!
11. Why did the shark move to Hawaii? It wanted to “fin-ish” its degree in marine biology!
12. What do you call a Hawaiian flower that’s also a comedian? A “plumeri-a” maker!
13. Why did the tourist bring a map to Hawaii? He wanted to “lei” out his plans!
14. What do you call a Hawaiian cow? A “moo-hana”!
15. Why did the seagull go to Hawaii? It wanted to “wing” it on vacation!
16. What do you call a Hawaiian pizza that’s also a spy? A “slice-ence” agent!
17. Why did the surfer bring sunscreen to Hawaii? He didn’t want to catch a “sun-burn”!
18. What do you call a Hawaiian fish that’s also a chef? A “mahima-hi” cook!
19. Why did the dolphin go to Hawaii? It wanted to “flip-per” out on vacation!
20. What do you call a Hawaiian bird that’s also a musician? A “twee-ki” player!
21. Why did the crab go to Hawaii? It wanted to “shell-ebrate” its birthday!
22. What do you call a Hawaiian volcano that’s also a singer? A “rock ‘n’ lava” star!
23. Why did the tourist bring a camera to Hawaii? He wanted to “snap” some memories!
24. What do you call a Hawaiian dog that’s also a surfer? A “wave-fetcher”!
25. Why did the octopus go to Hawaii? It wanted to “tentacle” out on the beach!
26. What do you call a Hawaiian bear that’s also a dancer? A “hula-grizzly”!
27. Why did the turtle go to Hawaii? It wanted to “shell-ax” on the beach!
28. What do you call a Hawaiian insect that’s also a musician? A “ukulele-beetle”!
29. Why did the sunflower go to Hawaii? It wanted to “soak up” some sun!
30. What do you call a Hawaiian ghost? A “spook-aloha”!
31. Why did the rainbow go to Hawaii? It wanted to “color” the islands!
32. What do you call a Hawaiian chicken that’s also a surfer? A “wave-clucker”!
33. Why did the palm tree go to Hawaii? It wanted to “frond” out with the locals!
34. What do you call a Hawaiian frog that’s also a chef? A “croak-oa” cook!
35. Why did the starfish go to Hawaii? It wanted to “sea” the sights!
36. What do you call a Hawaiian shark that’s also a comedian? A “joke-fin”!
37. Why did the seashell go to Hawaii? It wanted to “conch-er” the beach!
38. What do you call a Hawaiian elephant that’s also a dancer? A “hula-phant”!
39. Why did the whale go to Hawaii? It wanted to “spout” off on vacation!
40. What do you call a Hawaiian lion that’s also a musician? A “uke-leo-le” player!
41. Why did the jellyfish go to Hawaii? It wanted to “sting” along with the music!
42. What do you call a Hawaiian snail that’s also a surfer? A “wave-slugger”!
43. Why did the penguin go to Hawaii? It wanted to “waddle” on the beach!
44. What do you call a Hawaiian rabbit that’s also a hula dancer? A “hula-hopper”!
45. Why did the seahorse go to Hawaii? It wanted to “gallop” in the ocean!
46. What do you call a Hawaiian monkey that’s also a chef? A “banana-cooker”!
47. Why did the cactus go to Hawaii? It wanted to “prickle” up some sun!
48. What do you call a Hawaiian pirate? An “aloha-rgh” matey!
49. Why did the iguana go to Hawaii? It wanted to “lounge” on the beach!
50. What do you call a Hawaiian zebra that’s also a surfer? A “stripe-rider”!
51. Why did the coconut go to Hawaii? It wanted to “bask” in the sun!
52. What do you call a Hawaiian owl that’s also a hula dancer? A “hula-hoot”!
53. Why did the flamingo go to Hawaii? It wanted to “stand” out on the beach!
54. What do you call a Hawaiian kangaroo that’s also a surfer? A “wave-hopper”!
55. Why did the parrot go to Hawaii? It wanted to “squawk” about the islands!
56. What do you call a Hawaiian spider that’s also a chef? A “web-cooker”!
57. Why did the seagull go to Hawaii? It wanted to “wing” it on vacation!
58. What do you call a Hawaiian dragon that’s also a hula dancer? A “fire-hula”!
59. Why did the volcano go to Hawaii? It wanted to “erupt” with joy!
60. What do you call a Hawaiian duck that’s also a surfer? A “wave-quacker”!
61. Why did the mermaid go to Hawaii? She wanted to “sea” the islands!
62. What do you call a Hawaiian squirrel that’s also a hula dancer? A “nutty-hula”!
63. Why did the sand dollar go to Hawaii? It wanted to “cash” in on the beach!
64. What do you call a Hawaiian butterfly that’s also a chef? A “flutter-cooker”!
65. Why did the sea turtle go to Hawaii? It wanted to “shell-ebrate” its birthday!
66. What do you call a Hawaiian horse that’s also a surfer? A “wave-galloper”!
67. Why did the octopus go to Hawaii? It wanted to “tentacle” out on the beach!
68. What do you call a Hawaiian fish that’s also a hula dancer? A “fin-hula”!
69. Why did the sun go to Hawaii? It wanted to “shine” on the islands!
70. What do you call a Hawaiian bee that’s also a surfer? A “buzz-rider”!
71. Why did the dolphin go to Hawaii? It wanted to “flip-per” out on vacation!
72. What do you call a Hawaiian lizard that’s also a chef? A “gecko-cooker”!
73. Why did the pelican go to Hawaii? It wanted to “bill” and coo on the beach!
74. What do you call a Hawaiian mouse that’s also a hula dancer? A “squeak-hula”!
75. Why did the sailboat go to Hawaii? It wanted to “catch” the trade winds!
