Hey there, my dear friends! Are you ready to have a good ol’ laugh? If you are, then buckle up and get ready because I’ve got 75 hilarious jokes about France that’ll make you scream “oui oui” with laughter!
We’ve got everything from cheesy puns to witty Eiffel Tower jokes. Trust me when I say that this article is your one-stop-shop for all things funny in France. Whether you’re planning a trip to Paris or just want something fun to read, we’ve got the perfect dose of comedic gold waiting for you.
So why don’t we dive right into these side-splitting French jokes and see what’s in store for us? C’est parti! (That’s French for Let’s go!)
List of Jokes about France
1. Why did the French chef give his bread a high-five? Because it was a baguette!
2. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Philoppe!
3. Why did the French cat go to Paris? Because it wanted to see the “Mew-seum”!
4. What do you call a Frenchman who loves to jump into water? Pierre-splash!
5. Why did the French chef break up with the Italian chef? They had a pasta-tive disagreement!
6. What’s a French ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-rioche!
7. Why did the French football team have eggs for breakfast? Because they wanted to beat the yolks!
8. What do you call a French cow that makes abstract paintings? Moo-drian!
9. Why did the French chef become a gardener? Because he had a green brie thumb!
10. What do you call a Frenchman who loves to play video games? Joystique!
11. Why did the French chef put a beret on the loaf of bread? Because it was in a French toast!
12. What do you call a French robot that takes the stairs? An escalateur!
13. Why did the French chef add extra seasoning to the dish? Because he wanted to spice up his life!
14. What do you call a French bear that likes to sing? Croon-ours!
15. Why did the French chef go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to “plate” his food!
16. What do you call a French dog that performs magic tricks? Labracadabrador!
17. Why did the French chef always carry a baguette? Because it was his bread and butter!
18. What do you call a French cat that can play the piano? Claude De-bussy!
19. Why did the French chef refuse to play cards? Because he was afraid of crepe hands!
20. What do you call a Frenchman who loves to dance? Twistophe!
21. Why did the French chef put a painting in the oven? Because he wanted to make art-bread!
22. What do you call a French astronaut? An astro-notre!
23. Why did the French chef go to the gym? Because he wanted to work on his “quiche” muscles!
24. What do you call a French bee? A bourdon!
25. Why did the French chef become a baker? Because he kneaded the dough!
26. What do you call a Frenchman who loves to swim? Natation!
27. Why did the French chef go to the opera? Because he wanted to see “The Magic Flambé”!
28. What do you call a French pig that knows karate? Pork Chop!
29. Why did the French chef go to the beach? Because he wanted to catch some “rays”!
30. What do you call a French bird that can sing? Chanteuse!
31. Why did the French chef go to the museum? Because he wanted to see the “Monet” on display!
32. What do you call a Frenchman who loves to play soccer? Goal-liver!
33. Why did the French chef go to the fashion show? Because he wanted to see the latest “crepe”!
34. What do you call a French frog that’s a doctor? Medecroak!
35. Why did the French chef go to the circus? Because he wanted to see the “trapeze”!
36. What do you call a French fish that’s an actor? Poisson Depp!
37. Why did the French chef go to the library? Because he wanted to read “Cooking with Camembert”!
38. What do you call a Frenchman who loves to play the trumpet? Trompétiste!
39. Why did the French chef go to the bakery? Because he wanted to buy a “pain”!
40. What do you call a French ghost that’s a chef? Boo-cook!
41. Why did the French chef go to the music store? Because he wanted to buy a “soufflé” horn!
42. What do you call a Frenchman who loves to play the drums? Batteur!
43. Why did the French chef go to the vineyard? Because he wanted to “wine” and dine!
44. What do you call a French rabbit that’s a detective? Lapin Holmes!
45. Why did the French chef go to the flower shop? Because he wanted to buy a “bouquet”!
46. What do you call a Frenchman who loves to play the guitar? Guitariste!
47. Why did the French chef go to the candy store? Because he had a sweet tooth for “bonbons”!
48. What do you call a French cow that’s a singer? Moo-sart!
49. Why did the French chef go to the zoo? Because he wanted to see the “escargot-rillas”!
50. What do you call a Frenchman who loves to play the piano? Pianiste!
51. Why did the French chef go to the perfume shop? Because he wanted to smell “eau” so good!
52. What do you call a French duck that’s a comedian? Canard-ian!
53. Why did the French chef go to the art gallery? Because he wanted to see the “palette” of colors!
54. What do you call a Frenchman who loves to play the saxophone? Saxophoniste!
55. Why did the French chef go to the jewelry store? Because he wanted to buy a “carat”!
56. What do you call a French horse that’s a dancer? Cheval-et!
57. Why did the French chef go to the toy store? Because he wanted to buy a “poupee”!
58. What do you call a Frenchman who loves to play the violin? Violoniste!
59. Why did the French chef go to the amusement park? Because he wanted to ride the “roue”!
60. What do you call a French chicken that’s a scientist? Poulet-ician!
61. Why did the French chef go to the magic show? Because he wanted to see the “baguette” tricks!
62. What do you call a Frenchman who loves to play the flute? Flûtiste!
63. Why did the French chef go to the ski resort? Because he wanted to hit the “slopes-cargot”!
64. What do you call a French lion that’s a poet? Lion-aire!
65. Why did the French chef go to the movie theater? Because he wanted to see a “film”!
66. What do you call a Frenchman who loves to play the cello? Violoncelliste!
67. Why did the French chef go to the coffee shop? Because he wanted a “café au lait”!
68. What do you call a French elephant that’s a musician? Éléphant-iste!
69. Why did the French chef go to the dance studio? Because he wanted to learn the “can-can”!
70. What do you call a Frenchman who loves to play the trombone? Tromboniste!
71. Why did the French chef go to the hat store? Because he wanted to buy a “chapeau”!
72. What do you call a French cat that’s a chef? Chat-élan!
73. Why did the French chef go to the pet store? Because he wanted to buy a “chien”!
74. What do you call a Frenchman who loves to play the harp? Harpiste!
75. Why did the French chef go to the Eiffel Tower? Because he wanted to take a “selfie”!
