Hey there! As the holiday season approaches, it’s only natural to want to spread some festive cheer and bring a smile to your loved ones’ faces. And what better way to do that than with a good ol’ Santa joke?
But let’s be real – not all jokes are created equal. That’s why I’ve scoured the internet for the 25 best Santa gags out there. From witty puns about his elves, to groan-worthy classics, each one is sure to get everyone in the room giggling like little kids again.
And because humor comes in different shapes and sizes, I’ve made sure to include a wide variety of styles – knock-knock jokes, riddles, and more – so you can find something perfectly tailored for your crew.
So pour yourself some eggnog and let’s jingle all the way through these belly-laugh inducing quips together! Are you ready? Let’s go!
List of Jokes About Santa
1. Why did Santa go to college? To become a Saint Bernard!
2. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? Because he had low “elf” esteem!
3. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him!
4. Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole!
5. What do you call Santa when he has no money? Saint “Nickel”-less!
6. What do you get when you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!
7. Why did Santa stop going down chimneys? He was Claus-trophobic!
8. What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate Clauses!
9. Why did Santa’s helper feel depressed? Because he had low elf-esteem!
10. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus!
11. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? Because he had a low “elf” esteem!
12. What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause!
13. Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf-is Presley!
14. Why did Santa go to a therapist? Because he had low elf-esteem.
15. Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? Because he wanted to see time fly!
16. What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a detective? Santa Clues!
17. Why did Santa Claus take up gardening? Because he heard his sleigh needed a good hoeing!
18. What do you call a Santa who doesn’t move? Santastick!
19. What do you get when you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker!
20. What do you call Santa’s helpers when they are angry? Subordinate Clauses!
21. What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
22. What do you call a Santa who sings? A wrapper!
23. Why did Santa cancel his trip to Mexico? He was afraid of the Chimney Swine Flu!
24. How does Santa take his coffee? With one Claus, two sugars.
25. What do you call Santa’s helpers when they sing? Subordinate Choirs!
26. What do you call Santa when he’s gone on vacation? Santa Cruz!
27. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf-esteem.
28. What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate Clauses!
29. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him!
30. What do you get when you cross Santa with a snowman? Frosty the Santa Claus!
31. Why did Santa’s helper go to school? To learn his elf-a-bet!
32. What does Santa’s little helper learn at school? The elf-a-bet!
33. What do you call Santa when he has no money? Saint “Nickel”-less!
34. What do you call a Santa who has lost his mind? A Saint-nut!
35. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? Because he had a low “elf” esteem!
36. Why did Santa’s helper go to the doctor? Because he had a low elf-esteem.
37. Why did Santa put a bell on his sleigh? Because he wanted to jingle all the way!
38. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!
39. What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate Clauses!
40. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
41. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
42. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
43. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
44. What do you call a snowman with a carrot in his nose? Frosty the snow-nose!
45. Why did the snowman refuse to leave his house? Because he had a cold!
46. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
47. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
48. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
49. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
50. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
51. What do you call a snowman with a carrot in his nose? Frosty the snow-nose!
52. Why did the snowman refuse to leave his house? Because he had a cold!
53. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
54. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
55. What did Santa Claus say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window? It looks like “Rain, dear”.
